“Deer, Jah Ear. You’ve said some really nasty things about me, my country, but—and, I’m being honest, nasty things about me—something that, if you look at it, and I have, is bad. Very bad. I looked, probably, much deeper than anyone has ever looked at anything before. You’re a nasty person. Very nasty, and, myself, my big, beautiful, wonderful country don’t take too kindly—frankly, not kindly at all, to this. Your actions are, what I like to call, harrible. Although your women can be very beautiful when they are young, so young, they don’t age well. Not well at all; something I’ve heard from many passport bros. Therefore, right now, I will tariff—a word I love very dearly, I will tariff your country, bigly.”