Track Athlete Gil Roberts Blamed Frequent And Passionate Kissing Of Girlfriend For Failed Drug Test

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Track Athlete Blamed "Frequent And Passionate" Kissing For Failed Drug Test
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In June, an independent arbitrator cleared U.S. track athlete Gil Roberts of wrongdoing after he tested positive for a banned substance in March, though few details of the case were made public. Now, thankfully, the USADA has released the report in all its glory for our collective enjoyment and knowledge.

Roberts said his girlfriend, Alex Salazar, had been given medicine to treat a sinus infection while she was visiting India. She continued taking the medicine, which contained the masking agent probenecid, when she returned to the U.S., and Roberts said bouts of intense smooching caused him to test positive. From the report:

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The kissing excuse isn’t new. Canadian pole vaulter Shawn Barber blamed his positive drug test before the 2016 Olympics on kissing a woman who had consumed cocaine, and in 2009, tennis player Richard Gasquet said he was partying and kissed a woman with cocaine on her lips.

In Robert’s case though, the smooch defense kind of sounds like the truth.

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May the passion never die.

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It's not that far fetched. Drugs breakdown in your body and traces can be found in human bodily fluids. If any of you have been intimate with a Cancer patient who is undergoing chemo you may know it is recommended that you use a condom for up to 3 days after treatment. Heavy cocaine users can have traces of the drug in vaginal secretions, semen and saliva.
 
It's not that far fetched. Drugs breakdown in your body and traces can be found in human bodily fluids. If any of you have been intimate with a Cancer patient who is undergoing chemo you may know it is recommended that you use a condom for up to 3 days after treatment. Heavy cocaine users can have traces of the drug in vaginal secretions, semen and saliva.

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Come on man, he's gotta wear that failed test.. Correct me if im wrong, but those athletes get like a 3 - 6month warning they have a piss test coming up.. Im sure its not a random test and they pick him out the crowd.. You have to give him a credit for trying..
 
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