Todd Akin Claims Breastmilk Cures Homosexuality

[easy_b]

Missouri U.S. senate candidate Todd Akin has stoked more outrage today by claiming that male homosexuality is a disease and that the medical establishment has found the cure.

The Republican congressman, already under fire for his controversial comments regarding rape, told a reporter for Cape Giradeau's KBSI 23 News that "female breastmilk - when fed directly to an adult homosexual male daily for at least four weeks - has a 94% chance of permanently curing homosexual perversions."

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Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on men.

"Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."

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http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd-akin-claims-breastmilk-cures-homosexuality/


SATIRE

 

[max-dawg]

This is a joke right?

If not,

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[HotSauce161]

This is a joke right?

If not,

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check out the rest of the articles on their site.
i won't spoil it for you.

 

[PC Freak]

Todd needs to shut the fuck up and go sit down somewhere!

 

[conspiracy Bro]

mad dude will be telling women in the midwest to open their shirts to help save their souls

 

[Shurnuff]

Missouri U.S. senate candidate Todd Akin has stoked more outrage today by claiming that male homosexuality is a disease and that the medical establishment has found the cure.

The Republican congressman, already under fire for his controversial comments regarding rape, told a reporter for Cape Giradeau's KBSI 23 News that "female breastmilk - when fed directly to an adult homosexual male daily for at least four weeks - has a 94% chance of permanently curing homosexual perversions."

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Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on men.

"Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."

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http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd-akin-claims-breastmilk-cures-homosexuality/


SATIRE

 

[Gods_Debris]

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word... I'm looking at the responses like

 

[easy_b]

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But you know what i would not be surprise if he did believe this

 

[RoomService]

Perhaps........ But I wouldn't know I never had that problem

 

[rNubb]

Y'all are overthinking this medical opinion.

Here it is in plain speak.

If you get in the habit of sucking on sum fat, swollen, deliciously ripe milking tittays fo bout 30 days or so, then you can flush out all the homo-gene-ized formula milk.

This is kinda like a natural process to reverse engineer the dick craving.

I'm not a doctor but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express about 3 years ago.

 

[PJN]

I refuse to believe there is someone that stupid!

 

[Rick Ronson]

faggots dont want to be cured

they also dont see what they have as a disease

and if theres a cure for it........they dont want.....

they dont want it.

 

[ScorpDiesel]

Y'all are overthinking this medical opinion.

Here it is in plain speak.

If you get in the habit of sucking on sum fat, swollen, deliciously ripe milking tittays fo bout 30 days or so, then you can flush out all the homo-gene-ized formula milk.

This is kinda like a natural process to reverse engineer the dick craving.

I'm not a doctor but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express about 3 years ago.

This is quite possibly the DUMBEST explanation I've heard in a long time.

 

[ballscout1]

"Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else."

 

[knightmelodic]

Here we go.