to all the women with whom I've done nothing before [song]

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To all the women with whom I've done nothing before [Dave Ross original song]

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To all the women with whom I've done nothing before [Dave Ross original song]
Herman Cain says it didn't happen. That 13 year affair didn't happen. And being the pretty good singer that he is, it's obvious he needs to add another song to his repertoire.

Listen: To all the women with whom I've done nothing before [Dave Ross original song]

To all the women with whom I've done nothing before. With whom I've always behaved myself even behind closed doors. To the ones I've never met. Whose names I still forget (Was this an affair? No! There as no sex? No!) So what are you doing this for?

To all the women who claim I was exciting and fun ("I have never acted inappropriately with anyone"). You've got me pretty pissed. But since you don't exist, I'm going to do you a favor and pretend it never happened ("here we go again"). Just this once

And when a gal you've spent 13 years ignoring just turns around...("Turns around and concocts this story"). I remind you platonic friendship's not a crime. As I told her when I called her those 61 times.

As for the dates on which I never went. During which I simply paid airfare, hotels, dinner and rent. I was just trying to be a friend. But now all that has got to end ("That will be the end of it"). At least until I'm President...