This Dude.... is only 5'4"!!!
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I was at the gym a month ago. So I'm doing my curry imitation and I notice some shady looking mofo teaching his son defensive skills. I roll my eyes at the fact some 4"9 punk thinking his defense was going to eliminate his shortness.
On the other side, the side I was on, there was some old guy teaching his son basketball fundamentals. Two old fucks with 13 month pregnancies giving mini drills. It was real corny.
I have had a neck/back problem that I have had for almost two years. This was my first day not just shooting, but playing a scrimmage.
So shady and the old man made a team. Together they were 5"10 total. There was some 15 year old kid who had the sweetest shot that I've seen in that gym.
To make the story shorter: I got destroyed. It turns out shady could ball. Mothafucka was knocking shots down from all over. Then was the fact I couldn't even back him down either.
On the other side, the side I was on, there was some old guy teaching his son basketball fundamentals. Two old fucks with 13 month pregnancies giving mini drills. It was real corny.
I have had a neck/back problem that I have had for almost two years. This was my first day not just shooting, but playing a scrimmage.
So shady and the old man made a team. Together they were 5"10 total. There was some 15 year old kid who had the sweetest shot that I've seen in that gym.
To make the story shorter: I got destroyed. It turns out shady could ball. Mothafucka was knocking shots down from all over. Then was the fact I couldn't even back him down either.
Yall some clownS!
I hate those dudes. If they have a good shot and know how to defend their handle there is very little I can do with them. I go into Pippen mode and make sure they don't get the ball at all. Chasing them down will throw off your shot.
I have a bad back. It was officially my first game back.
That was funny. With the slomo he look like he was gonna get at least rejected by the rim.
Man, I went to school with a dude that was 5'1 at the most and could dunk. He was a real athlete but was messed up! All he talked about was eating white coochie(like Halo) and how much he hated black people(he was Tyrese's complexion). Never played any sport but felt he was privileged because he was middle classed!
I saw this pretty dark skinned chick when I was out last week. I walked up to her and spit some grown man game at her. She look at me blankly and said, "I don't date black men". Fucked my head all the way up
That's bullshit.