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mcguyver

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Why the fuk people don't teach their kids phone etiquette? My oldest has his girlfriend (12yrs old) who call the house. Why everytime this lil heffa calls the house, as soon as I say hello she says "is ***** there".

:smh: I wanna cus her and her parents out so bad.



Oh I forgot another one called the other day and did the samething.
I said, "who is this?"
She says "a friend from school".
I said "naw,who are you?".
She says "a friend from school".
I said "whats your name?"
she says "*****".
I said "I'll tell him you called he's not home".
She says "Oh he doesn't have my number".
I said "I'm still gonna tell him you called".

:smh: This one was stupid and rude.
 
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Why the fuk do parents not realize that their kids are bad as hell? A little thugling robs and hurts someone, and the neighborhood wants to put a boot to his neck. The mothers all have the same reply.

Cordell/Javon/Tyron ain't never did nothing to nobody. He ain't a bad child!!


Why the fuk do women wear sandals in cold ass weather? Some of these women need to keep socks on at all times. I'll be glad when this flip flop craze is over with.
 
M.H.C. said:
Why do A LOT of the "Bigger" Black women fit the stereotype of having a nasty attitude?:confused:
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I dunno where you from but all the ones I've met (note: never dated a big girl) were the no games type. They approach you and let you know what they want. Very aggressive and funny as fuk. Most big girls have a funny out going personality.
 
mcguyver said:
I dunno where you from but all the ones I've met (note: never dated a big girl) were the no games type. They approach you and let you know what they want. Very aggressive and funny as fuk. Most big girls have a funny out going personality.
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Fat and black = nothing to lose
 
Why the fuk my boss gonna say to me, "your only flaw is you are not a company man, as management you are not a 9-5'er."




I wanted to say its because you pay me like I'm a 9-2'er, but that bonus check was saying "I'm looking forward to meeting you".




Oh and I turned around this dude that use to hate him, talk shit about him even call and interrupt him on some ole I don't repect you kinda shit. Dude was doing that for years even before I started there and before I became manager. I sat the dude down and told him that shit gotta stop. Now he a model worker ever since and this is going on 2yrs, even my boss is amazed praised me for it.

Why the fuk my boss gonna say "you have a way of saying things to people that may come off wrong?" :hmm:
 
Why the fuck did my new boss tell me to make my office more child friendly?!?!

I got a fucking hedgehog blow-up chair in the corner, books all over one wall of the room, toys and board games in the back, AND motivational posters BUT, I'm supposed to make it more child-friendly...

Does that mean adding more toys?!? More pictures of kids?!?

I mean, I don't always sit in my office counseling kids...and, if I add more "fun stuff," I could become distracted from getting my work done!!!
 
mcguyver said:
Why the fuk my boss gonna say to me, "your only flaw is you are not a company man, as management you are not a 9-5'er."




I wanted to say its because you pay me like I'm a 9-2'er, but that bonus check was saying "I'm looking forward to meeting you".




Oh and I turned around this dude that use to hate him, talk shit about him even call and interrupt him on some ole I don't repect you kinda shit. Dude was doing that for years even before I started there and before I became manager. I sat the dude down and told him that shit gotta stop. Now he a model worker ever since and this is going on 2yrs, even my boss is amazed praised me for it.

Why the fuk my boss gonna say "you have a way of saying things to people that may come off wrong?" :hmm:
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Why the fuk did I have to apply for my own job?

Now I have to be interviewed by my own colleagues to be put back in the same position if I am successful

Why the

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mcguyver said:
I dunno where you from but all the ones I've met (note: never dated a big girl) were the no games type. They approach you and let you know what they want. Very aggressive and funny as fuk. Most big girls have a funny out going personality.
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True. I do know a big girl who has one of the best personalities I have ever encountered but a lot of girls round my way got that "Excuse Me.....*smacks her lips* I said Excuse Me......" type attitude.:smh:
 
Why the fuk the pepboys in my hood take 20-30 mins at the service counter before a counter person talks to you?

There are 4 of them and always only one at the counter. The others always go to the back and spend for ever back there. the one dude at the counter takes about 20-30mins hand filling out forms. You wait 20-30 mins for them ask what If they can help and another 20-30 to ring you up when they are done.


These fuks are the worst. BTW: No the counter people are not also mechanics, and no its not because its crowded. most people I've seen in line waiting is 3.
 

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