What is the funniest shit you ever read on FB or Twitter that had you falling out laughing! I personally like Lil Duval that negro will say anything! Here are my favorites:
"my ol lady just took a nap from laying in the bed all day"
"atlanta is a safe house for gullible bitches all around the country. this is where they migrate"
"shout out to the women who keep they shirt on while yall fucking so u cant see her stomach looks like coogi shirt"
"i feel bad for my ol lady i might just.......let her take a 5 min break and get back to mowing the yard"
"Dear Jewish people: PLEASE let me in. I promise I will forget where I came from"
"#unfollowexcuses u retweet rev run too much"
"#unfollowexcuses BITCH U GOT ON A LACEFRONT! DUH"
"#unfollowexcuses u havent been tweetin lately so i thought u stop fucking wit it"
".#unfollowexcuses hold up i aint following u? i couldve swore i was"
"hey brian pumper in the #twitterauction yo jewelry went for a even swap wit a lacefront"
"hey @teairramari just did a #twitterauction on u and yo pussy wit for $1200 and your album went for free download on limewire"
"if u catch a man singing lyfe jennings song "statistics" foot clip the shit out of him for me"
"my ol lady just took a nap from laying in the bed all day"
"atlanta is a safe house for gullible bitches all around the country. this is where they migrate"
"shout out to the women who keep they shirt on while yall fucking so u cant see her stomach looks like coogi shirt"
"i feel bad for my ol lady i might just.......let her take a 5 min break and get back to mowing the yard"
"Dear Jewish people: PLEASE let me in. I promise I will forget where I came from"
"#unfollowexcuses u retweet rev run too much"
"#unfollowexcuses BITCH U GOT ON A LACEFRONT! DUH"
"#unfollowexcuses u havent been tweetin lately so i thought u stop fucking wit it"
".#unfollowexcuses hold up i aint following u? i couldve swore i was"
"hey brian pumper in the #twitterauction yo jewelry went for a even swap wit a lacefront"
"hey @teairramari just did a #twitterauction on u and yo pussy wit for $1200 and your album went for free download on limewire"
"if u catch a man singing lyfe jennings song "statistics" foot clip the shit out of him for me"
