The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept
in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a cock?" All
the womenstood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?"..............Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean
is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up."
in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a cock?" All
the womenstood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?"..............Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean
is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up."