The Dirtiest Names in Sports

[Brother Blaque]

(1) Lucious Pusey

(2) DICK POLE

(4) RON TUGNUTT

(5) PETE LaCOCK

(6) CHUBBY COX

(7) DICK POUND

(8) DICK BUTKUS

(9) JOHAN DE KOCK

(10) Randy Johnson

(11) Magic Johnson

(12) Rusty Kuntz

(13) DICK TRICKLE

(14) KYLE SACKRIDER

(15) JOHNNY DICKSHOT

(16) Urban Shocker

(17) Manli Wang

(18) CHIEF BENDER

(19) BUTTS WAGNER

(20) Dick Shiner

(21) Stubby Clapp

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[Imhotep]

 

[sagelike]

You can't expect me to believe that #14 is real?!

 

[Beaty Swollocks]

 

[RyjinX]

You can't expect me to believe that #14 is real?!

Holy shit it is!

http://msuspartans.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/sackrider_kyle00.html

 

[sagelike]

Holy shit it is!

http://msuspartans.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/sackrider_kyle00.html

I would kill myself.

 

[OFF-BALANCED]

For real though, I couldn't live with some of these dudes names. Some of those names are more gay than actually having the last name Gay. ESPECIALLY:


(14) KYLE SACKRIDER

(20) Dick Shiner

 

[wutevabeotch]

(14) KYLE SACKRIDER

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CLASSIC!

 

[Brother Blaque]

IVANA MANDIC

KAKA

ASSOL SLIVETS

Irina Slutskaya

DEAN WINDASS

WOODY HELD

Props to
The world of Isaac

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[Killa KMS]

 

[Bru-Ti-Kus]

Chuck Knoblauch

 

[Electric Relaxation]

Lmao!

 

[kenbgco68]

Gotta respect 'em for not changing that name. I knew a guy whose last name was "Pretty" and he changed it when he was like 14 yrs old. Can't imagine living a life knowing people gonna clown you the second you intro yourself.

i'm sure the Sackriders have a long, proud and distinguished history, but I'd change that shit to "Smith" right quick.

 

[Otis Supreme]

(14) KYLE SACKRIDER

(15) JOHNNY DICKSHOT

(20) Dick Shiner

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somebody parents need their ass kicked! and they talk about some of OUR names? hey white people they made books 4 yall so things like this wouldnt happen.

 

[Chitownheadbusa]

Kosuke Fukudome


funny last name once u break it down...but the boy is bad...rookie of the year!!

 

[Brother Blaque]

Misty Hyman

Gregor Fucka

Danny Shittu

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[Rollie_Fingaz]

For real though, I couldn't live with some of these dudes names. Some of those names are more gay than actually having the last name Gay. ESPECIALLY:


(14) KYLE SACKRIDER

(20) Dick Shiner

I would become Muslim just to get rid of those "slave" names..

EDIT:

IVANA MANDIC

*~dies~*

 

[216thug]

(16) Urban Shocker

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Real talk...this is probably the illest name on the list...no doubt some ninja wack ass rapper gonna take that name to the hood reppin like he 'earned' it!

Desert Survivalist

 

[Brnpit]

greedy cocker

 

[gilla-ello]

(13) DICK TRICKLE

I Do This Often

 

[LSN]

LOL. Rusty Kuntz. This is a funny thread.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

LMAO@ Butts Wagner

 

[Tony Soprano]

Former NFL defensive back and current Dolphins assistant coach, Todd Bowles


@ Kyle Sackrider

 

[cnc]

(14) KYLE SACKRIDER

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I can't breathe!!!!

 

[KLEPTO]

 

[wutevabeotch]

IVANA MANDIC

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LOL

DEAN WINDASS

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COME ON!

 

[Calaback626]

WOW!!!

 

[iNLuvWitMaryJ]

This Shit Is Too Fuckin Funny!!! I've Been In My Chair Tryin To Stop Laughin!!! Funniest Thread Since The Blackpeoplemeet.com Pics

 

[jblaque]

 

[Coldchi]

yall mufuckas makin my ribs hurt.

 

[KTD]

@ #20

 

[elchoccolatte]

Oh Shit...

 

[Rollie_Fingaz]

This reminds me of the prank phone calls Bart Simpson makes to Moe's Tavern..

 

[smoovejazz]

Gregor Fucka

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They would never let this guy in the NBA, even though his name is pronounced "fooshkar"...can you imagine all the clowning he would get from teammates, fans, opposing players, refs, etc.?

Another name...Miroslav Satan (in the NHL)...even though it's pronounced "shatahn"...

 

[Brother Blues]

Charger fans will remember Marion Butts...