Texas mayor killed by his own ass

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small town in Texas is grieving for its mayor, who was killed Monday when his pet donkey attacked him.

William "Bill" Bohlke, mayor of Hollywood Park, Texas, was attacked Monday morning by a male, aggressive donkey he kept on the ranch, WOAI-TV reported.

The cause of death is still pending, but Chief Deputy David Soward of the Atascosa County Sheriff’s Office said the 500-pound donkey that Bohlke kept on his ranch is the most likely suspect.

“They [donkeys] can become very aggressive, very mean, sometimes triggered by a female in heat,” Soward told the San Antonio Express-News. “We’ll probably never know what triggered it, but it was evident that this particular donkey was involved, based on the evidence at the scene and what we saw on this donkey.”

Soward believes Bohlke's death is accidental, but didn't get specific about whether Bohlke was kicked or trampled. He told the paper, “We can just surmise, based on the evidence that we have, all of that.”

In May, Bohlke, 65, was elected mayor of Hollywood Park, a south Texas suburb north of San Antonio. It was his first run for public office after a life that included a 20-year career in the Air Force, ABC News reported.

The accused donkey remains on the ranch and Soward told CBS News that it's the family decision what to do with it.

A memorial service is scheduled for next Tuesday at a local church and Bohlke's body will be buried at Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery.

Mayor pro tem Steve Phillips will serve as acting mayor of Hollywood Park until a replacement is appointed.

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Prolly try some beastiality type shit on him and he wasn't going for it... Swift kick to the head :hmm::lol:
 
This maybe the funniest funeral in history. That town ain't grieving they're laughing their asses off. There won't be a straight face in that church. :roflmao:
 
made me think of a vid in the early days of the net where a donkey was chasing a dude in a field with that look in its eye!
Dude got some splaining to do.
 
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Let the floodgates open...

killed by an assasin......best I could do..:lol:

Prolly try some beastiality type shit on him and he wasn't going for it... Swift kick to the head :hmm::lol:

First thing I thought..:lol:

This maybe the funniest funeral in history. That town ain't grieving they're laughing their asses off. There won't be a straight face in that church. :roflmao:
Pun intended?

Cats stay losing their life over some ass...

I see what ya did there..
 
From 2005 marathon race:eek:

Overall Male Half Marathon

William Bohlke

1:11:47


Add him to the Darwin Awards list
 
After years of sexual abuse police say donkey simply snapped...

Donkey, "I told Bill on more than one occasion that I was not gay or comfortable with the things he was forcing me to do but, he never listened".
 
After years of sexual abuse police say donkey simply snapped...

Donkey, "I told Bill on more than one occasion that I was not gay or comfortable with the things he was forcing me to do but, he never listened".

Damn, you know you are wrong for this and I feel bad for laughing, but.....:roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:
 
I never heard or read the back story to this and there seems to be more video but it never showed. Something strange was going on and that burro looked like he knew what he was doing.

The man was driving and had to take a dump so he stopped, climbed over the fence for privacy, and proceeded to try to relieve himself. The Donkey, apparently, had other ideas...
 
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