Not the greatest.. but quick story.. my best friend got catfished by a chick.. sent him a pic of slim Spanish chick with a fat ass.. showed up to the crib with zero slim and everything fat.. also was short.. so basically a midget female fat Albert.. he was utterly disgusted.. but he jokingly was like oh since this bitch wanna lie and play games he basically just kept on asking for head.. she denied him and still tried to spend the night.. nig goes into his bathroom calls me from his bathroom and tells me to call him in 5 mins telling him I got a big emergency and need him immediately to meet up with me.. I hit him 5 mins later with an extra bullshit lie.. he tells the broad he unfortunately gotta cut this situation short but he would walk her to the train station and swipe her through for the inconvenience.. lmao nig took her to through all kinda random blocks away from our building so she couldn’t remember how to get back and than walked her down some random block and literally just hauled ass and ran away ditching her on some crazy off block.. lmaooo he was like the chick kept calling his cell but he never picked up.. he was like the next day the chick tried to call him back but he kept picking up the phone making cow noises going moooo.. after awhile she didn’t call him anymore