Ok, this one was strange cause, like, I thought he's been dead for a decade ... so I had to do all the work. He's much bonier in real life and I laughed when his glass eye fell out. But he didn't say anything, so I guess he ....hmmm, hey he didn't say anything the entire time? HHEEEEYYY!!
I took my son to SeaWorld and the handler asked me if I wanted to ride Shamu. He smelled like Herring, but then again I smell like day old Tuna so the attraction was instant <<giggle>>... I never imagined a killer whale could be such a good lover. The handler was a little mad afterwards. He told me, "when I asked if you wanted to ride, I didn't mean THAT kind of ride." <<giggle>>
So I met this guy - he said he's running for President and I told him, "That's great! There's hasn't been a black President since Eric B!"
He found a diamond bracelet inside inside my vagina that I think some rapper left behind the week earlier (I wondered what was itching me that week) <<giggle>>. I said he could have it as my contribution to his campaign fund.
I was bored and needed something to suck on ... it wasn't salty like most of the men I meet ... it was sort of metallic and watery. Different, but I'd try it again though.
He asked if could use Monica's cigar on me ... I obliged. He also asked if next time, I could bring some "friends" and BBQ sauce.
So I hadn't had a random dick run through me or parked in my mouth for a whole 36 hrs. (!) which was really strange feeling for me ... I didn't like it. So I grabbed the first dick I saw and did what I do best. It was really a impulse spare of the moment thing. He was too big - I don't think I'd do it again...Ok, well at least not thiiiis week.
Ok so my thinking here was, since it wasn't working out with professional black athletes - I'd try my luck with a whole slew of WHITE college athletes. Play the odds you know ... spread the field. One of them's going to go Pro right and take care of me.
P.S. Hi Billy! Your Mom makes good Brownies.
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