Studio Session... Owl vs CleopatraJ

[ladyscorpio]

studio Session (i.e. post an instrumental track that both opponents will write to)

see track here.
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/tQoEsro-X8w&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/v/tQoEsro-X8w&hl=en&fs=1

Now so far the judges will be Lady scorpio, sexy scorpio, cleo, watchin and justazz, and those who are battling. YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF.


Pick a number btwn 1-30 the battlers whose numbers are closest will pair. Example: If I pick 6, andey picks 9 and no one else is closer then we pair off. Oh and post the numbers so we can all see.

Like Andey suggested 2 rhymes per topic, minimum 8bars, there is no maximum bars. 24hrs to respond to the topic, each pair will have their own thread and poll. So If onyx and shane are battling they will have their own thread with a poll. If there are 8 people battling there should be 4 threads. Sol about to come alive.

24hrs to respond is counted from the first rhyme in that battle is dropped.

Throw scorp a number btwn 1-30 via pm.

If there is a tie both battlers move on to the next round.
Battlers cannot criticize their opponents shit, as it MAY influence votes.

Once winner is decided start process over again.

 

[tuckdog]

How about another from Black Milk...

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/N_h5hjQpOzs[/FLASH]​

 

[owl]

i ride the track
like i'm a gun shipment
words smack of finesse
..that's digital pimpin...
vowels and consonants constantly got cleo sinning
head banging up against the buildings
and landmarks of the cities that we filmin' in...
syllables fall smooth like a majestic post
yes, yall
owl and is scholar and a gentleman
you ain't know
lyrically crushing ya cervical
metaphors doing dips in ya diaphragm

as the beat switches
like changing positions
but this ain't a fuck thread
this is a fuck wit cleo's head
so bad she wish she was just giving me head
instead of
being gang banged up in this thread...
the thoughts of you winning this bout
yeah right,
you'd rather be getting me off
than getting me out...

how could you take the thrown from a king?
you're a concubine
i do your mind like them boys did that school
up in columbine
you'd have a better chance
pussy whipping the pope
i'm ghetto gaggin' this post
have you typing funny
words stuck down ya throat
thoughts throbbing from the verbal knobbing
i leave you looking broke down sobbing
plunging your esophagus slobbing
forcing your words to submit
call a forfeit
well, miss J, i came,
here's a towel, wipe ya lips and spit...




Looks like we made it through another one, see everybody in '09!!

 

[Cleopatra_J]

I won't call me the grittiest but damn sure the wittiest
Jersey girl ready to make a change while I keep you in close range
you can't seem to reach my level, ain't that strange?
Cleo's talent has yet to be unleashed, sit back and wait for my release


come in here with all that razzmatazz talking about how you got in that ass
someone raise a red flag, cuz only bitch ni99as brag..
Aww, you mad you couldn't scratch my itch because of your little glitch?
Don't worry I won't kiss and tell, how you tripped under my spell
I'm much more the quiet type, don't need all that hype



Everyone sleeping on the so-called amateur
Really I'm an agent provocateur
head first i jumped in what ya'll call the lions den
came out the dark kicking and screamin'
silently schemin

kicking game better than TLC
Better than anything you'll see on MTV
Better than the Trojans from USC
Ready to Explode like TNT

rearrange my lines and it still makes sense
In anticipation everyone was tense
all ya'll readers was in suspense
Will Cleo hit 'em with that woo hah flow?
can she give these Bustas a show?
Attracted you with my magnetic glow
Next time there's admittance at the do'...


It's admirable that you tried
this beat, like a dick i ride
so good leave you staring cock-eyed
have your nose open wide
your stroke thrown way outta stride
For my prize i'll take your pride



Spit?
shit..
this is a lyrical porno
Like a real bitch I swallow...
I'm the SOL Phoebus Apollo
I'm the Greek God all these bitches try to follow
while you're all washed up like a hotel towel..

 

[mcguyver]

I guess I should of included this.........my bad.


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[owl]

How the fuck you the wittiest
rephrasing OnyxFemme's sentences?
Fuck your amateur debut too
who the fuck you think they came to veiw?


You're wrong, Cleo,
It's Owl-berg
sent to sink your titanic ego...

It ain't the Lion's Den without a "fuck you nigga" m.o.,
and best believe,
it's none better than me, amigo..

You can fool these hungry negroes,
but not the...

...schizo...

...phrenic...

midwest hero...


...they know...


delusions of grandeur
my dude tariq delivered it
you done wrote three rhymes
and think you the maya angelou of this battle shit
didn't onyx tell you to relax chick...?
are you really trying to get credit...
for saying you would swallow nut like a real bitch?

Please, lil girl...
i been around the world once,
did it all twice,
let the whole web recite,
i gives a fuck who you intice,
or the slick words you write,

better buy votes with an ass and tit vid
like the poster thighsneyez,
'cause when i run this street shit,
Sun, get's every planet aligned with him...



Sheiid...i'll be ya bitch nigga,
if a chicken-hawk's a hawk chasin' chickens,
well, I'M A NIGGA CHASING BITCHES,

Black Ignorance Throwing Cliches Heavily
the most Backwards Individual They Could Have...
I mean, ladies this "BITCH" set y'all back a decade and a half...

For what?
Board props and laughs?
You lucky you wasn't around
when me and mac
was tearing threads in half...
who the fuck you think got y'all calling him McG?

Sorry, lil Cle...
but its the OWL-land...baby...

Lady?
You better ask Scorp and Iz what that's about...
Cause i'mma have YOU sucking dick for clout..

Women's Lib, maybe,
but "bitches" like you
make it easy for mama's boys
to run game daily...

You are in the wrong league,
Please remove the insecurity
and maybe
just maybe
you could contest the OWL, baby...

Just didn't figure a way around my dick,
i can't lie, i'm a vet, so i expected it
your best bet
is to attack my use of the term 'nigga',
and on that note,
i'm out this "bitch",
















NIGGGGGGAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[ladyscorpio]

all over the walls.....

 

[watchin]

all over the walls.....

I know right? daaannnng!

 

[sean69]

Jesus!

 

[IslandKing]

replies in tom's voice " gollygeewhillickers"

 

[Cleopatra_J]

Someone put out a cease and desist order
This "Nigga" is a big shit talker
Bitch "Nigga" Please
Did you reallly think it would be that easy
You up in here talking mad fucking greasy
More like a mid-west shero
a fuckin zero

An Owl is about to be slaughtered
I promise it won't be humane
they gonna scream terrorism
but don't try to blame it on Hussein

Owl-berg? Muthafucking owl-gate
Cuz you're a fucking fraud
searching for porn board applause
Like Nixon you're on your way out
exposed by deep throat
Devouring you amateurs like a big girl should
fuck you and these nutless mama's boys
get the fuck outta here with all that white noise

the only thing lil' in this battle is you
sorry boo
Let's not forget
Cleo only contended
So Onyx wouldn't be offended
And feel left out
And she got put the fuck out
Back by someones generosity
She damn sure wasn't ready for my ferocity
if I really wanted war
Ya ass would be sprayed all over the Lion's Den floor
I'm the muthafuckin' best you better believe
I've got a whole army and then some up my sleeve

I'll be a bitch, in fact I'll be THE bitch
but never YOUR bitch
cause I'm
Basically
Interested (In)
Taking
Control
Homey

This diva won't be dismissed
You must be skee'd
Or muthafuckin' OD'ed
If you think I'm going to concede
this owl thinks he's a fucking eagle
well I got a desert eagle aimed right at you
got this shit aimed right at ya wings
I'll shoot you and make you apologize to me
Call me dick cheney
baby

So oh majestic owl
you about to be some tame fowl
on the farm clucking
like a fucking chicken
Schizophrenic?
More like Hallucinogenic..
You reminiscing about you and mac
Like ya'll the BGOL brat pack

this rookie is turning you wild vets
into fucking house pets
domesticated and house trained
don't ever underestimate Cleopatra's reign

Call me skillz cuz I'm about to wrap this man up
You are the Moses Malone of the game
New intense pride has come to reign over
the FORMER king of the
No Bars Association
A league name change is necessary
for the queen of lyrical mercenaries
let's call it the CBC
Can't beat Cleo
Fuck OWL your name is now Neo
Your are the one I came to destroy
I am the Jason Bourne of the Den
all I needed was this digital pen
to do my perfect ten
Like Mary Lou Retton

 

[mcguyver]

Well I'll be damned.

You can't do my boy like that, Scorp erase this.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

 

[owl]

Bravo...Bravo...

Good shit, Cleo,...


...so what's up, we voting now, or am i missing something here?

 

[jjUSTAZZ]

WOW

 

[owl]

....hmmm...really....

 

[BenQ]

ladyscorpio why is this thread a Sticky