Starbucks Wants You to Drink Their Nut Milk!!!
Soy milk has been the go-to coffee adornment of choice for the dairy-averse for a couple of decades now. But, it turns out that soy is also an allergen, it’s one of those GMO-thingies, and it’s not so good for your reproductive bits. Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts are both serving up nut milk alternatives in a few stores. And no, “nut milk” is not a euphemism for a product that will protect your reproductive bits. Starbucks is serving up coconut milk, and Dunkin Donuts is trying out an almond-based option.
Find out more about Starbucks rollout of coconut milk: http://goo.gl/7kPxTW
Or Dunkin’ Donuts trial of almond milk: http://goo.gl/nRCS55
Do you like to drink nut milk in your coffee? Do you like to drink nut milk in other things? Can you think of any “Nut Milk” jokes that Noah didn’t? What’s your favorite kind of nut to milk? Are you glad Starbucks and Dunkin’ are trying out these alternative milks, or do you not care, because you drink your coffee black/laden with dairy products/refust to pay extra for fake milk?
Soy Milk is SOOO 1990. At least, that’s what Starbucks and Dunkin’ Donuts seem to be saying. Both chains are testing out nut milks in select locations. Because Nut Milk is better for your nuts!! (No, really. Ask the Internet!). Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Z7lbS
Soy milk has been the go-to coffee adornment of choice for the dairy-averse for a couple of decades now. But, it turns out that soy is also an allergen, it’s one of those GMO-thingies, and it’s not so good for your reproductive bits. Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts are both serving up nut milk alternatives in a few stores. And no, “nut milk” is not a euphemism for a product that will protect your reproductive bits. Starbucks is serving up coconut milk, and Dunkin Donuts is trying out an almond-based option.
Find out more about Starbucks rollout of coconut milk: http://goo.gl/7kPxTW
Or Dunkin’ Donuts trial of almond milk: http://goo.gl/nRCS55
Do you like to drink nut milk in your coffee? Do you like to drink nut milk in other things? Can you think of any “Nut Milk” jokes that Noah didn’t? What’s your favorite kind of nut to milk? Are you glad Starbucks and Dunkin’ are trying out these alternative milks, or do you not care, because you drink your coffee black/laden with dairy products/refust to pay extra for fake milk?
