Squid nutted in her mouth!

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A South Korean woman got quite a mouthful when a semi-cooked squid she was eating reportedly inseminated her mouth.

The 63-year-old suffered "severe pain" and a "prickling, foreign-body sensation" in her mouth after taking a bite of the partially-cooked seafood, according to a study published in February in the Journal of Parasitology.

The unidentified woman spit the squid out immediately, according to the report, but not before the cephalopod injected its sperm bags into the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.

She went to the hospital, where doctors apparently found a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" which they believed to be parasites in the woman's mouth.

Researchers later determined that the organism were sperm bags — not parasites.

They believe that the bags were discharged as the woman chewed.

The bags are ejaculatory apparatuses that slowly release sperm when attached to a female’s body, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.

This isn’t the first reported case of a squid trying to inseminate a human mouth. Several people in Japan have complained of oral stings after chowing down on the seafood, the news site reports.

Dana Staaf of the blog “Squid A Day” said that most calamari lovers have no reason to freak out.

Most Western squid preperation removes the internal organs of the cephalopod or boils the seafood long enough to kill the sperm bags.

croberts@nydailynews.com

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LOL, we sit and debate story all day and night, but we all can agree we all love a chick who swallows.:yes:
"Don't worry Baby -- I promise I won't c** in your mouth...honest."

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Spitters are quitters!
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Sarah Palin is KOREAN? Who knew. :confused::smh:
This is the most disgusting story I have heard in years. Did the New York Times carry this? Or did the DN scoop them again?

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Squidkakke. :eek::eek::eek::eek:
So it was like a normal evening for Kim Kardashian in an NBA locker room

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that's IT! no more squid for me(not that i've ever had any). i like fried chicken ,mashed potatos, and corn. none of which can leave any ejaculatory aperauses!

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Lesson learned, Next time you order grilled squid, make sure it's dead and grilled to the T. That part about inseminating sperm bags into her tongue and cheek, uggh...disgusting!!!

"Researchers... determined that the organism were sperm bags — not parasites." / "They believe that the bags were discharged as the woman chewed." / "The bags are ejaculatory apparatuses that slowly release sperm when attached to a female’s body, according to Fairfax New Zealand News." BOTTOM LINE: She didn't swallow! Hahahahahaha....

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my daughter was trying to tell us this story yesterday and we kept clowning her because she kept saying the woman got pregnant in her mouth and they had to give her an abortion because of squid babies.

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my daughter was trying to tell us this story yesterday and we kept clowning her because she kept saying the woman got pregnant in her mouth and they had to give her an abortion because of squid babies.

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Woman Becomes Pregnant In Mouth By SQUID
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Have you ever heard of anyone having a kid by a squid before? A South Korean woman has been impregnated by one such sea creature, according to reports. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-becomes-pregnant-by-squid-884567
 
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