Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer - Seriously!

[kenbgco68]

Ladies, we know it makes us men feel better. Turns out it could help you, too...

Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world.

source:
http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer



This is serious news! Don't forget to tell your friends.

 

[Mo-Better]

Stress has long been known as a contributing cause of cancer. Squeezing breasts as preventative measure....I'll do my part.