We chillin on vacation in Panama City lookin for a good local food spot and we see this place called Woody’s Chuck Shack
I’m thinkin seafood so we go inside, nice little restaurant, we sit down and this old dude comes out the back sayin he’ll be with us soon
So we waiting, there’s one dude sittin in the corner on his phone. He had a big ass gold P on his chain.
Owner came out with a plate and took it to the guy in the corner. He placed the plate kinda loud on the table and said here’s your oxtails and rice.
Dude got loud and said , Ayo Papi why you gotta be all rough with my food Papi
Owner was like the plate is heavy and I ain’t your Papi.
Dude said, my bad Papi and looked at his plate, then says Ayo Papi i said no onions in my white rice
Owner turned and said ,nigga I ain’t your Gotdamn papi! You want beef nigga?
Dude said na papi , I want beef to eat but no onions in my white rice papi
Owner ignores him and comes over to us asking what we want
we didn’t have a menu but the owner says I got oxtails in all kind of flavors. He goes on to tell us all the flavors in a Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue kinda voice
I look over and I see dude is a US Army veteran, he got his army unit logo on the wall. I recognized the unit, I remember dudes would call them the battlecat Calvary cause they had a angry Cat on their unit patch
he takes our order and goes to the back
I look over at corner dude and he says loudly, I know that ain’t who I think it is!
He gets up and heads to the counter. Owner comes out and dude is saying, papi I know you! I seen you on my fb page, you’re Woodchuck papi!
You can tell the owner is pissed, he takes off his stained apron and says I ain’t your Gotdamn papi nigga and kicks him out
Dude keeps sayin im a lawyer papi, I just wanted to buy more oxtails, I’ll sue you now!
Owner walks around slappin his head like ving rhames on baby boy sayin these niggas found me, these niggas found me, Ima be ocked
He looks at us and I can tell he’s got PTSD. He says loudly you wanna steal my oxtails too nigga
We got up and left.
I’m thinkin seafood so we go inside, nice little restaurant, we sit down and this old dude comes out the back sayin he’ll be with us soon
So we waiting, there’s one dude sittin in the corner on his phone. He had a big ass gold P on his chain.
Owner came out with a plate and took it to the guy in the corner. He placed the plate kinda loud on the table and said here’s your oxtails and rice.
Dude got loud and said , Ayo Papi why you gotta be all rough with my food Papi
Owner was like the plate is heavy and I ain’t your Papi.
Dude said, my bad Papi and looked at his plate, then says Ayo Papi i said no onions in my white rice
Owner turned and said ,nigga I ain’t your Gotdamn papi! You want beef nigga?
Dude said na papi , I want beef to eat but no onions in my white rice papi
Owner ignores him and comes over to us asking what we want
we didn’t have a menu but the owner says I got oxtails in all kind of flavors. He goes on to tell us all the flavors in a Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue kinda voice
I look over and I see dude is a US Army veteran, he got his army unit logo on the wall. I recognized the unit, I remember dudes would call them the battlecat Calvary cause they had a angry Cat on their unit patch
he takes our order and goes to the back
I look over at corner dude and he says loudly, I know that ain’t who I think it is!
He gets up and heads to the counter. Owner comes out and dude is saying, papi I know you! I seen you on my fb page, you’re Woodchuck papi!
You can tell the owner is pissed, he takes off his stained apron and says I ain’t your Gotdamn papi nigga and kicks him out
Dude keeps sayin im a lawyer papi, I just wanted to buy more oxtails, I’ll sue you now!
Owner walks around slappin his head like ving rhames on baby boy sayin these niggas found me, these niggas found me, Ima be ocked
He looks at us and I can tell he’s got PTSD. He says loudly you wanna steal my oxtails too nigga
We got up and left.
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