i'm a bit of a night owl and i like to get things done while everyone else is sleep ... because i enjoy the peace and quiet ...
so it's 3am ...and i decide to go for a walk .. and mail a letter ... the closest mailbox is about 4 blocks away ...
i get about a block into my stroll..when i feel a bright light behind me ... and a car comin' towards ...pullin' up alongside me ... now i'm walkin' against traffic ..in order for this car to pull up alongside me ... it has to cut across 3 lanes of traffic ... and drive in the wrong direction ...
now i keep walkin' ... and the cruiser is drivin' alongside me at 2 mph ... the cop says "how ya doin'?" ...i reply "fine" (my natural response when someone asks me that question) ...
he then asks "what ya doin'?" ... i reply "mindin' my business"... and continue walkin' ....
he then asks "where ya headed?" ... i respond with something to the effect of, "i don't have to tell you that under my right against self-incrimination" ...
he responds "oh, so you're one of those guys?"... i do not respond ...
he then asks "where ya comin' from?" ... i then ask "am i bein' detained or am i free to go?" ...to which he retorts "how are ya bein' detained when you're still walkin'?"
so i keep on walkin' .... he's still followin' me ...goin' the wrong way down the street ... and he still has his bright ass light shinin' in my face ... i look over occasionally as i spoke to him ... but i can't see his face ..much less a badge number ... i can't even see the number of his police cruiser ..
he then adds "don't you think it's weird someone bein' out at 3 in the morning?"...i reiterate "i do not want to answer your questions and i do not want to talk to you"..
i continue walkin'.....he continues followin' me ... it's now been about a block and a half ....
he asks "don't ya think it's strange takin' the 5th" .. he says "i mean usually only someone who has something to hide takes the 5th"..."do you have anything to hide" ..."are you out here plannin' to rob somebody?"
i keep quiet ...and keep walkin' .... he keeps followin' me ...
he keeps on "i mean usually when you ask an innocent person where they're goin', they say 'oh, i couldn't sleep' or 'i'm jus goin' for a walk' or 'i'm headed to work'"..."i mean, that's all you have to say"...
i keep quiet ... and keep walkin' ... he keeps creepin' alongside me ..
he continues "don't ya think it's rude not to speak to someone when they are askin' you a question?" ..."is that how you were raised?"
he continues askin' me questions of this nature.... i continue walkin ...i'm about a half a block from the mailbox ...
FINALLY ...he realizes ...that i'm not gonna tell him where i'm goin' ...and i'm not gonna stop walkin' to talk to him ...
so he peels out ...and as he's takin' off.. he says "i'll be seein' you around i'm sure"... and he makes a left at the corner ...and i try to get a plate number or car number ... but my eyes are all fucked up from have that fuckin' light in my face for the past 5-6 minutes ...
anyways ... i get to the mailbox ...drop my letter off and head home ... and wouldn't you know this cop doubles back and drives by me as i'm walkin' home!!
next time this happens i will be gettin' a badge number and filin' a complaint ....
so it's 3am ...and i decide to go for a walk .. and mail a letter ... the closest mailbox is about 4 blocks away ...
i get about a block into my stroll..when i feel a bright light behind me ... and a car comin' towards ...pullin' up alongside me ... now i'm walkin' against traffic ..in order for this car to pull up alongside me ... it has to cut across 3 lanes of traffic ... and drive in the wrong direction ...
now i keep walkin' ... and the cruiser is drivin' alongside me at 2 mph ... the cop says "how ya doin'?" ...i reply "fine" (my natural response when someone asks me that question) ...
he then asks "what ya doin'?" ... i reply "mindin' my business"... and continue walkin' ....
he then asks "where ya headed?" ... i respond with something to the effect of, "i don't have to tell you that under my right against self-incrimination" ...
he responds "oh, so you're one of those guys?"... i do not respond ...
he then asks "where ya comin' from?" ... i then ask "am i bein' detained or am i free to go?" ...to which he retorts "how are ya bein' detained when you're still walkin'?"
so i keep on walkin' .... he's still followin' me ...goin' the wrong way down the street ... and he still has his bright ass light shinin' in my face ... i look over occasionally as i spoke to him ... but i can't see his face ..much less a badge number ... i can't even see the number of his police cruiser ..
he then adds "don't you think it's weird someone bein' out at 3 in the morning?"...i reiterate "i do not want to answer your questions and i do not want to talk to you"..
i continue walkin'.....he continues followin' me ... it's now been about a block and a half ....
he asks "don't ya think it's strange takin' the 5th" .. he says "i mean usually only someone who has something to hide takes the 5th"..."do you have anything to hide" ..."are you out here plannin' to rob somebody?"
i keep quiet ...and keep walkin' .... he keeps followin' me ...
he keeps on "i mean usually when you ask an innocent person where they're goin', they say 'oh, i couldn't sleep' or 'i'm jus goin' for a walk' or 'i'm headed to work'"..."i mean, that's all you have to say"...
i keep quiet ... and keep walkin' ... he keeps creepin' alongside me ..
he continues "don't ya think it's rude not to speak to someone when they are askin' you a question?" ..."is that how you were raised?"
he continues askin' me questions of this nature.... i continue walkin ...i'm about a half a block from the mailbox ...
FINALLY ...he realizes ...that i'm not gonna tell him where i'm goin' ...and i'm not gonna stop walkin' to talk to him ...
so he peels out ...and as he's takin' off.. he says "i'll be seein' you around i'm sure"... and he makes a left at the corner ...and i try to get a plate number or car number ... but my eyes are all fucked up from have that fuckin' light in my face for the past 5-6 minutes ...
anyways ... i get to the mailbox ...drop my letter off and head home ... and wouldn't you know this cop doubles back and drives by me as i'm walkin' home!!
next time this happens i will be gettin' a badge number and filin' a complaint ....
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