so guy walks into his crib and finds this...

[tallblacknyc]

 

[hussla's paradice]

Sheeeiiittt.

 

[Sea Bastid]

 

[slewdem100]

"his crib"?...I think not

 

[Moving Target]

.......grenade ...OUT!!!!

followed by a hail of large caliber semi-automatic fire........

followed by some gasoline and a match for good measure!!!

 

[sherminator]

Im grabbing my pistol and bom bom til the clips empty

 

[sammyjax]

I'ma pick up something and whoop that niggas head til I run out of fucking breath

 

[meilmarc]

 

[thismybgolname]

I don't know what I'd do but I sure as hell wouldn't be that close.

 

[APOPHIS]

How big is that fucker?
You know what, I'll take giant NYC rats over this shit any day.

Fuck That!

 

[Mello Mello]

Get me one of these.

 

[mcguyver]

Burn the fucking house down

 

[SmoothD]

 

[God Dammit]

The answers in this shit are hilarious!​

 

[mike30#1bucfan]

I call B.S. that's his damn pet!!!! Sick bastard!

 

[JazzyBenz]

Ok...tell me I'm not the only one that jumped?!?!?

 

[simonmarcel]

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Cruise is like hell yea!

 

[yeahman727]

 

[Mentor B]

 

[Varis]

Gonna need something like this

 

[Sea Bastid]

Looks like an African Rock Python. Extremely aggressive and have been known to kill humans. Either way he got a free crib

 

[BitchI'llKillYa]

 

[luukim]

 

[luukim]

Looks like an African Rock Python. Extremely aggressive and have been known to kill humans. Either way he got a free crib

I think it's actually a green anaconda

 

[Sea Bastid]

I think it's actually a green anaconda

Word. Like that one that idiot white boy on discovery channel was trying to get eaten by

 

[Soul On Ice]

That aint my house anymore, it's his now

 

[bborn]

peace

Ok...tell me I'm not the only one that jumped?!?!?

Had me on some "OhShit!" shit even though I knew that snap was bound to happen

 

[Mack1052]

Ok...tell me I'm not the only one that jumped?!?!?

I damn sure did...wtf

 

[Entrepronegro]

That's a lot of good meat. I love me some snake meat.

 

[tallblacknyc]

That's a lot of good meat. I love me some snake meat.

somebody def could flip what u juss said into something else

 

[ShortyCumStain]

I'ont fuck around.

 

[Entrepronegro]

somebody def could flip what u juss said into something else

Yeah if they are corny and childish.

 

[KingAddies]

With matching shoes, boots and lunchmeat for weeks.

and for dessert...