Sneaking prostitutes into your parents crib is something else
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"This my purse" 
That’s what that dude should’ve said is gonna happen if he don’t let him have sex with women now.. you rather me be a fruity boy rocking purses or be a man having tons of premarital sex"This my purse"
I was a master of "sneakin-hoesn" kung-fu in h.s. but...strictly amateur level.
The fun don't stop. Man, I done got caught, by my son, sneaking heaux out the house as recent as the age of 49.
Shittttt had an unwritten rule with my parents (especially mom) they know I’m a growing male and I need sex so me smashing in the crib was allowed.. rather me fucking at home instead of being in these streets running around wrong neighborhoods in order to get trim.. as long as I didn’t do nothing in front of the lil sis and do it in certain parts of the crib or utilize hrs when I know they not there or asleep.. mom dukes was my number 1 supplier of rubbers..I’d get big ziplock bags of variations of rubbers and even lubes from her.. don’t let us be outside together and the female species be eyeing me or flirting with me in front of her, mom would look at me and be like yeah I think I need to refill your order of rubbersI was a master of "sneakin-hoesn" kung-fu in h.s. but...strictly amateur level.
Absolutely insane. Need a full body pic though 
Fuck that young men should be taught to know how to get sex without money being spend.. this need to be the foundation of the anti-trick movement.. only having rubbers in your pocket with under $20 bucks and fig out how to get some buns on the regular basis.. this was ny survival skills growing up.. to me hotels and motels growing up is when you going on vacation out of state.. I remember hearing about this motel/hotel shit for sex in my late teens and I was like wtf paying for a location to have sex what is this blasphemy.. thank you mom for understanding that a male genitals is for more than pissing and when he reaches a certain age he gonna have to use it for the opposite sex and he gonna need certain environments for it to go down and there’s no place like home
While I understand where you're coming from but not every parent is the same.
Mines wouldn't allow me to have sex at their crib unless I get married. SO, having my own place, hotel or motel was the only way to do what the fuck I want.
But everyone situation is different and every parent reacts differently.
I was giving a suggestion of what he should've done to avoid having to argue with his parents to want to fuck in his parents house. Besides you hear mom's talking about she pay the bills and those are her rules.
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Co-sign....used to smash chicks in the whip, at the park, when folks on vacation etc.
But this dudes 40 years old he should've known better especially with Indian parents....Get a Telly ffs
Dawg, I used to do that too as well.
But tallblacknyc was talking about his mom allowing him to have sex at her crib. I'm just saying not every parent allows that.
Oh shit I didn’t realize this nig was 40 lmaooo… I just heard his voice and fig he was 18-25… omg he’s 40 this changes everything Lmaoooo
Lmaooo tdot threw in the curveball.. I was thinking ole boy was a teen early 20s I didn’t know he was 40.. i thought he was a young dude going through this.. yeah you were right about getting a Telly or something being that he’s 40 Lmaoooo
Damn, because i didn't know his age either. But if you're in your 30s & 40s, it's time to find another place to get your freak on.
Reminds me when my step dad call the police on me cause he thought me and my girlfriend were sexing in the crib...never forgave him fir that shit
What kinda hater shit is that.. this nig mad you getting buns who made these nigs smh
Grew up with dude just like that. His momz even seemed proud her son was smashing the neighborhood girls in the mean suburban streets of Silver Spring.
My mother would have prayed the “lust” outta mi. We did shit outside and cleaned up nice before we got home.
I never did it at my parents house because I knew the type of reaction I would've gotten from both of em. Some shit like that could've had me homeless lol. I snook in a couple times but the last one broke me up. I'm 17, she's 16.. and we lived in an area that had a huge military base. She lived on the base. Invited me over there one day around lunch time for the smash. Told me to park across the street.I was a master of "sneakin-hoesn" kung-fu in h.s. but...strictly amateur level.
Knock on the door, she let's me in with nothing on but mismatch bra and panties. She told me to sit on the sofa, got naked and we smashing right on the sofa. Out of nowhere, heard the garage go up. She panicked, said it's my dad. I'm trying to go out the front door, she pushes me down the hall into her bedroom. While I'm in there laying low, I see a family pic on her dresser and the dad was a big ass military police.
Mind you, this is July in the south. Their AC wasn't on. I'm in that bitch sweating bullets because it's hot, and because I hear her dad walk down the hall and into the bathroom, right across the hall from her room. I picked up a lamp and just decided that if I'm goin, I'm gonna get me a lick in at least.
Her door busted open, but it was her... pushing me down the hall and out the door while he was taking a shit. I ran to my car, got the fuck off of that base......and then snook in and smashed her again about a month later. Yea, this one wasn't a lesson learned. I was reckless.
Had the old school no sex before marriage mentality. He could have easily come upstairs see we were in the day room door wide opened. Pig made us leave too
So did this guy do all that shit for your moms(wait till marriage)? Cause if he didn’t he’s a fucking hypocrite
Kuddos for you. I can't say I had a 'rule', written or unwritten with Mom's!!! I was caught on several occasions, to my surprise Mom's just didn't scream me down like I thought she was going to. I received the use a condom at all times advice and that was it. However, I never pushed the limits either when it came to the house, the car, though, that was a mobile brothel!!!
Hypocrite mos def. Nah he passed away few yrs ago. Jealous cause I had a fine young tenderoni
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