

this is too fukin funny....... this is what i do for a living...... but you faggot dyke loving under cover faggot niggaahz swear that its faggotry




you niggaahz dont do ANYTHING close to putting you in the company of women like this..... if anything..... you gotta pay a bitch this nekid to be this close to you & its usually in a strip club....


so this is how you get to be the dude in the pic painting MAKEUP on a fine ass nekid woman....
How do you pimp ya job & get pussy @ or from work.....
PIGGY BACK FROM THE EYEBROW ARCHING THREAD ON SOL STARTED BY: Crown&Coke... & COMMENTS BY: OnyxFemme, melonpecan, Dhustla, Legacy_Infinity, DeSiRe,
SOME OF YOU GUYS KNOW IM IN THE BEAUTY BIZZ..... IM AN EYEBROW & MAKE UP ARTIST....... I ALSO APPLY INDIVIDUAL LASHES...$$$$
I DECIDED TO START THIS THREAD TO SEE WHO THE REAL PIMP/PLAYER/ MONEY GETTER/ PUSSY MASTERS WE HAVE HERE ON THE BOARD... THIS IS HOW I WORK MY MONEY MAKER......
( I ALSO HAVE A DEGREE FROM FISK UNIVERSITY IN THE FEILD OF EDUCATION)
MY SERVICE PRICES ARE:
BROW WAX:$15
RAZOR ARCH: $10
LIP WAX:$10
CHIN WAX: $10
BREAST WAX:$30 ( YES WOMEN HAVE HAIR ON THEIR TITS)
LASHES: $25
BRAZILIAN WAX:$50 & UP ( THIS INCLUDES THE CRACK OF YOUR ASS AS WELL & ITS WOMEN ONLY)
LEG WAX:$25 & UP...
BODY MAKE UP:STARTS @ $200 & UP.....
1ST YOU MUST BE EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD @ WHAT YOU DO......
MOST MEN DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE MINOR DETAILS THAT WOMEN MUST ADDRESS IN ORDER FOR THEM TO PRESENT THEMSELVES FOR DATES, WORK, EVENTS...ECT ECT... THEY OFTEN HAVE TO TRAVEL TO SEVERAL DIFFERENT PLACES TO GET THESE THINGS DONE FOR THAT 1 NIGHT.....I AM 1 OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT THEY PRETTY MUCH ARRANGE THEIR SCHEDULE AROUND SO THAT THEY CAN MAINTAIN WHAT EVER IT IS THAT I DO FOR THEM..... ( THIS IS WHERE YOU FAGGOT NIGGAAHZ OF BGOL FAIL TREMENDOUSLY

... SOME OF YOU FAGGOT DYKE BITCHES TOO)
2ND.... I "MAKE" THEM FEEL AS IF I AM INTERESTED IN ALL OF THEIR BULLSHIT... NEW HAIR COLOR / CUT, SHOES THAT MATCH THEIR BAGS, & MAKE UP / BEAUTY TIPS ALL DAY..( ITS MY JOB TO KNOW MAKE UP... SO I DO.....) I SAY YES MAM / NO MAM TO THE OLDER WOMEN.... SOMETIMES FLIRT WITH THE ELDERLY WOMEN... MAKE THEM FEEL YOUNG & WANTED...
3RD.... REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY LOOK ( MOST OF MY CLIENTS ARE 7'S TO 10'S ) I DO NOT STARE @ THEIR TITTAAY & ASS...... I DO LOOK... & THEY DO SHOW ME...... BUT I ACT LIKE I DONT SEE IT .... I MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT


& REMAIN COOL @ ALL TIMES... ( 1x i had to go into the bathroom to smack myself.... shorty in the chair was making me nervous.... she was that fine!)
4TH... WHEN YOU PROVIDE A SERVICE ...ESPECIALLY A SERVICE FOR WOMEN... THAT THEY NEED......... & CAN NOT DO FOR THEMSELVES.....YOU BECOME SOMEONE THAT THEY NEED!!!!! & WANT.....
5TH.... NO BITCH WILL BE OUT DONE BY THE NEXT BITCH..... THEY CONSTANTLY TRY TO TOP EACH OTHER @ ANY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY ex: if i do lashes for 1...... (especially if the line is long) @ least every other woman wants them too...add $25 to the ticket

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6TH.... WOMEN LOVE TO KNOW THAT THE MAN THAT THEY ARE INTERESTED IN IS GETTING MONEY.... THEY LOVE WATCHING HIM GET HIS MONEY..... THEY LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY KNOW THE NEXT BITCH WISHES THAT SHE HAD A CHANCE... SHE ALSO KNOWS THAT SAID BITCH WILL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO TRY TO BE REMEMBERED......
ALL WOMAN WANT A MAN THAT IS WANTED BY OTHER WOMEN......
7TH.... THE BEST WAY TO GET THE PUSSY IN THIS BIZZ... IS TO ACT LIKE YOU DO NOT WANT IT!!!! & THE LESS INTERESTED YOU APPEAR TO BE THE MORE INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHY YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK THEM THEY BECOME... THUS RESULTING IN THE WOMAN THROWING THE PUSSY @ YOU IN THE MOST OBVIOUS & UNBELIEVABLE WAYS....
8TH.... YOU MUST BE INVITED INTO THE WOMANS CLUB (IT IS REAL!

) CLUB MEETINGS TAKE PLACE @ THE SALON, EYEBROW SPOT, NAIL SALON, BATHROOM, GIRLS DORM, OR ANY GIRLS NIGHT OUT..... THIS IS WHERE & WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT MEN WORSE THAN MEN TALK ABOUT WOMEN..... THE SHIT THAT WE TALK HERE ON BGOL AINT SHIT!!!

I LOVE THE MORNING AFTER CONVOS WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HOW BAD NIGGS FUCK, THE WHO GOT A SMALL DICK CONVO, WHO CANT LICK PUSSY... ECT ECT..... THIS IS WHERE THEY LET TAKE THEIR MASKS OFF... THE SHIT YOU HEAR WILL HAVE YOU LIKE



IVE LEARNED SOOO MUCH FROM JUST LISTENING TO THEIR STORIES...& TAKE THAT INFO & INCORPORATE IT INTO HOW I DEAL WITH THEM....
WOMEN NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN BE OR ARE WILLING TO TRY TO BE JUST AS NASTY OR NASTIER THAN THEM IN ORDER FOR YOU TO WITNESS HER TRUE INNER FREAK BITCH....... ( WOMEN KNOW WHEN THEY CANT FUCK YOU LIKE A WHORE... & THEY RESENT IT MOST TIMES)...
(AGAIN... ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO FILL THE VOID & GET PUSSY.... YOU BGOL FAGGOTS WOULD MISS OUT)
9TH.... ALL OF THIS ALLOWS ME TO TALK CASH SHIT IN A SLICK / COOL / SEXUAL WAY W/O ANY BACK LASH....... THEY ENJOY IT & OFTEN LOOK FORWARD TO IT BECAUSE THEY DONT GET THAT FROM THEIR MAN...
TO MAKE THIS EVEN SIMPLER FOR YOU THE PRINCE SONG : "IF I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND" IS MY PHILOSOPHICAL ADAPTATION OF HOW I APPROACH MY WORK WITH WOMEN AS IT RELATES TO EYEBROW ARCHING & BODY WAXING.....



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THE ONLY REASON WOMEN FUCK WITH FAGGS ( A DECENT % OF THE MALE POPULATION HERE ON BGOL) IS BECAUSE THEY CAN TEACH THEM THINGS ABOUT BEING A WOMAN & THEY DONT WANT ANY PUSSY... THEY TREAT THEM LIKE PEOPLE.... WE ( MEN ) TREAT THEM LIKE SEXUAL OBJECTS... BECAUSE WE SEE.... TITTS & ASS.....& WE LIKE THAT.... BUT IT CAUSES US TO GET STUCK ON STUUUPID...
ONCE THEY KNOW YOU CAN DEAL WITH THEM LIKE THAT...... THE FACT THAT THEY ARE NAKED OR NOT ISNT AN ISSUE.... BECAUSE YOU HAVENT MADE IT ONE BY SAYING OR DOING SOMETHING STUUUPID.... THUS TALKING YOURSELF OUT OF MONEY & OR PUSSY.......
10TH..... I DO NOT CHOOSE!


I PICK THE WOMAN THAT I WANT FROM THE GROUP OF WOMEN THAT HAVE CHOSEN ME.. ( I REVERSE IT) I DO HOWEVER CHOOSE MY CLIENTS.... I SPECIFICALLY GIVE CARDS OUT TO THE TYPE OF WOMAN THAT I WANT TO SIT IN MY CHAIR... & I LET THEM ALL KNOW ....... PUSSY + DICK = FUCK....NOTHING ELSE! IF YOU WANT YA BROWS DONE HOLLA @ ME WHEN IM @ WK!
11TH...... YOU MUST HAVE DICK CONTROL!!!! ( YOU FAGGOT NIGGAAHZ ... NOT USED TO REAL PUSSY...WILL THINK YOUR WATCHING PORN & IMMEDIATELY WANT TO JERK OFF INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO TALK TO THE IN A ROOM FULL WOMAN..) I CAUTION WOMEN THAT I WILL TOUCH THEM EXACTLY HOW THEY TOUCH ME..... RUB MY CHEST... & I WILL RUB YOURS AS WELL & EXPECT YOU NOT TO TRIP! I ALSO LET THEM KNOW THAT MY DICK MEANS MORE TO ME THAN THEIR PUSSY MEANS TO THEM...
IM THE NIGGAH BITCHES LOVE TO HATE!

THE HARDEST PART ABOUT MY JOB IS IN THE SUMMER TIME ...DEALING WITH THE HOT IN THE ASS GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE GROWN WOMEN HALF ASS NAKED.......THROWING PUSSY @ ME... ALONG WITH THE REAL GROWN WOMEN .....




YOU BROKE ASS NIGGAAHZ....



WORKING JOBS WITH NO ACCESS TO HALF NEKID WOMEN @ ANY POINT IN TIME DURING YA WORK DAY





& IM THE FAG




OK..... ENJOY YA CUBICLE LIFE FUK BOI'S.....