Scientists Grow Pork Meat in a Lab

[mawfuca]

hmm...

Scientists Grow Pork Meat in a Lab, Annoying PETA People To Disappear Soon

Scientists in the Netherlands have successfully synthesized some real-deal pork meat without having to kill any pigs. Sure, it's not quite edible yet, but they predict you'll be eating labmeat in a mere five years.

What they made this time is what they're calling "soggy pork," which is fake pig muscle that's pretty gross because it's never been exercised. But once they figure out how to tone it up in the lab, you'll be looking at guilt-free pork chops.

And it's amazing news, really. Not only will vegetarians get to enjoy the deliciousness that is meat without guilt, but it'll do wonders for the environment. Do you realize how horrible the beef industry is for ol' Mother Nature? Very, very horrible. If we could replace all those factory farmed animals with slabs of meat rolling off an assembly line, we'd be doing the planet and animals a whole lot of good.

That is, provided it tastes good. If it doesn't, no one will eat it, and this will all be for naught. So make sure it's succulent, scientists!

 

[therealjondoe]

hmmmm....
i dont want it,but it could help some

 

[merce77]

I still ain't eating that disgusting shit. Gimme a steak

 

[Gadgetman]

 

[twillz1]

I still ain't eating that disgusting shit. Gimme a steak

In the future, unless you kill it yourself, you won't really know.

SCARY.

 

[BMG]

yakub

 

[Bruh In Law]

 

[POSTERBOY]

ehh... I wouldn't eat it, knowingly anyway, but if they're looking to use this as a solution to world hunger (yea, I know... I know) then it's whatever

 

[tonescrilla]

ehh... I wouldn't eat it, knowingly anyway, but if they're looking to use this as a solution to world hunger (yea, I know... I know) then it's whatever

The govt doesn't want to end world hunger...if they did, they wouldn't pay farmers to burn their excess crops to keep prices stabilized...they would just ship that extra shit to Africa (with some fly swatters)

Anyway, if they figure out a way to exercise these test tube pig babies will Muslims eat it?

 

[chemist]

 

[jblaque]

werd

 

[therealjondoe]

first pork meat...

































...then pussy!!!

 

[malaki]

anybody who agrees to eat that needs their head examined.

 

[mawfuca]

In the future, unless you kill it yourself, you won't really know.

SCARY.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Louis Koo]

first pork meat...

































...then pussy!!!

 

[malaki]

In the future, unless you kill it yourself, you won't really know.

SCARY.

actually...its like that now. look up food, inc. on the movie board.

 

[Ill Paragraph]

Peace,

Swine on tap. Beef and chicken next - if it hasn't happened already. This might not be one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse, but it's definitely pushing me one step closer to becoming a vegetarian.

 

[vader]

Thats some real Frankenstein shit there..............

 

[Costanza]

From the responses in this thread, you would think that "normal meat" is safe and good...