Science Explains Why Guys With Beards and Tattoos Have a Dating Edge

I can't lie I have beard envy,wish I could grow.

True. My homie grows a perfect beard. Clean and even with minimum lining...i swear I want to throw some hot grease on his face to cause third degree burns. Not really, but props to dudes that grow good beards. My shit is spotty and I refuse to rock the DeShawn Jackson spotty hair face look.
 
Can't be without any facial hair. Used to just be a mustache but now it's a beard. not a crazy one just a regular full beard. i don't look right with a goatee imo
 
True. My homie grows a perfect beard. Clean and even with minimum lining...i swear I want to throw some hot grease on his face to cause third degree burns. Not really, but props to dudes that grow good beards. My shit is spotty and I refuse to rock the DeShawn Jackson spotty hair face look.

props to you for not playing yourself lol.

it ain't for everybody.
 
I can see why you're upset...



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Dude stay getting bodied....
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
As a mooslum. We are required by Islamic and Hebrewaic law to have a beard. I have a long beard down to my stomach. And my 4 wifes loves it. In Hebrewaic islamic law you can be stoned to death for cutting off your beard. Allah who his Master Fard Muhamamd requires us in the NOI as FOI to keep our beards clean. and to keep our beards clean and neatly well groomed and trimmed. Now there is a poster here named Sahusahir who has come to my Mosque to listen to my sermons with flies and nestin in his beard laying eggs and creating maggots and shit. I have had to throw him out of Muslim Mosque Hiram 1555 located off of Crenshaw Mafia blvd, for having an unclean and unkept beard. It was very disrespectful to Allah and his messenger the Honorable Elijah Muhammad. His beard was so nashty that I could not even finish teaching that the white man is the devil that sunday. So I had to throw him out of my Mosque, stop preaching for 2 hours just so that we could bleach the seat that he sat on with ammonia and nutmeg. I have permanently decreed that he stay out of all Mosques in the NOI and if he comes near within 2500 feet of my mosque he will be shot at by FOI with a BB gun with 10 chicken bones thrown at him until he is outside of the 2500 foot radius of the Temple. I have had the wives of some of our ministers come to the back to suck me off in my study room because they liked the legnth, neatness and cleanliness of my beard. When they saw that my pubic hairs was longer than my beard hairs and connected with my beard hairs they demanded that I empregnate them with my holy seed that has been blessed by Allah in the honor of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad. For they know that my male seed shall grow long beards and will be sought after and fought after by women for hundreds of yiss to come! :D
 
I have a few big tatts... plan to get another one soon on my upper right arm (wanna cover up this Catholic/cross/rosary bs that i got from some Mexican Dragons when I was 15). Regardless...all my tatts can be easily concealed.

I grow hair like crazy. All over. After I shave my shit starts growing back literally 24 hrs later. But the only facial hair that i have is my goatee. My mustache is always cut low. I can grow a full beard..sideburns connected and all...but i choose not too. Some girls are receptive..some aint. Thats why I dont know about the "science stuff". I be seeing some females go after grown ass ninjas with baby faces and baby hair. No mustache..no nothing. Very unintimidating looking niggas.

Some guys have no facial hair because it makes them look younger. Others do it because theyre not Bosses, (shout out to the Homie Dame), hence they have to abide by company policies and look like freshly hatched bitches in order to fit into the work environment. But still......it varies in the dating pool. Imho.....any guy can get females. As long as your girl is a little afraid of you....you'll be good no matter if you have facial hair/tatts or not.
 
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