Saw a nigga get punked out by a nerdy cac at the gym today. smmfh

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So I was on the bench press today pushing 6 plates for rep, like usual, when I saw the most disgusting thing I'd seen in a minute.

There was this tall lanky (6'3") ashy ass nigga that weighed around 120lbs that I had never seen before. He must've been new to my gym. You could tell he hadn't worked out before here because he just stood in the corner with his head down muttering himself about something while looking in his duffle bag.

After about 10 mins this lame finally builds up his courage and heads over to the leg press. He puts hella weights on the machine and just starts screaming loud. I guess he was trying to hype himself to press the 8 or so plates he had on there. After all the hooting and hollering this dude does like 1 quarter of 1 rep and is done i guess. He jumped up and started asking for high 5s from random people and even asked a girl to take a picture of him (guess he happy about his lil feat).

He then leaves and goes to the water fountain.

This is when the nerdy cac gets involved. He had to be around 5'3 about 100lbs at best.
He goes up to the lanky dude and points to the leg press where lanky dude had just finished.
This is when the cac slaps bruh man like hoe who was short on the payout.
That slap was so loud literally everyone in the room stopped and waiting for the rumble to start.

This scary ass nigga apologies to the cac and then goes and takes the weights off of the machine like a bitch.
smh


lanky dude then looks inside of his duffle bag. I thought he was about to pull out the strap and shoot up the spot.
This dude pulls out tissue and mutters something about he misses pizza day at planet fitness.

These new niggas disgust me
:smh: :smh:
 
So I was on the bench press today pushing 6 plates for rep, like usual, when I saw the most disgusting thing I'd seen in a minute.

There was this tall lanky (6'3") ashy ass nigga that weighed around 120lbs that I had never seen before. He must've been new to my gym. You could tell he hadn't worked out before here because he just stood in the corner with his head down muttering himself about something while looking in his duffle bag.

After about 10 mins this lame finally builds up his courage and heads over to the leg press. He puts hella weights on the machine and just starts screaming loud. I guess he was trying to hype himself to press the 8 or so plates he had on there. After all the hooting and hollering this dude does like 1 quarter of 1 rep and is done i guess. He jumped up and started asking for high 5s from random people and even asked a girl to take a picture of him (guess he happy about his lil feat).

He then leaves and goes to the water fountain.

This is when the nerdy cac gets involved. He had to be around 5'3 about 100lbs at best.
He goes up to the lanky dude and points to the leg press where lanky dude had just finished.
This is when the cac slaps bruh man like hoe who was short on the payout.
That slap was so loud literally everyone in the room stopped and waiting for the rumble to start.

This scary ass nigga apologies to the cac and then goes and takes the weights off of the machine like a bitch.
smh


lanky dude then looks inside of his duffle bag. I thought he was about to pull out the strap and shoot up the spot.
This dude pulls out tissue and mutters something about he misses pizza day at planet fitness.

These new niggas disgust me
:smh: :smh:


lol,

tall nerdy non fighting bruhs are easy targets....

for short dudes with Napolean complex's...

I wish a muthafucka would dare touch me on some punk shit

Im as humble as can be in public

but let a muthafucka test me like.

we takin it to the locker room and as soon as he puts his hands up

he gettin a that straight jab right in his fuckin nose..
 
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Hmm, could be true but the story seems suspect at best and exaggerated at worst. Hard for me to believe any self respecting brother a foot taller than some 100 lb cac would let himself be smacked like a bitch and not at least try to retaliate in some way. I smell :bullshit: :smh:
 
Hmm, could be true but the story seems suspect at best and exaggerated at worst. Hard for me to believe any self respecting brother a foot taller than some 100 lb cac would let himself be smacked like a bitch and not at least try to retaliate in some way. I smell :bullshit: :smh:

its an hilarious bgol remix, I didnt know what was going on

till I read the original... :lol:
 
So I was on the bench press today pushing 6 plates for rep, like usual, when I saw the most disgusting thing I'd seen in a minute.

There was this tall lanky (6'3") ashy ass nigga that weighed around 120lbs that I had never seen before. He must've been new to my gym. You could tell he hadn't worked out before here because he just stood in the corner with his head down muttering himself about something while looking in his duffle bag.

After about 10 mins this lame finally builds up his courage and heads over to the leg press. He puts hella weights on the machine and just starts screaming loud. I guess he was trying to hype himself to press the 8 or so plates he had on there. After all the hooting and hollering this dude does like 1 quarter of 1 rep and is done i guess. He jumped up and started asking for high 5s from random people and even asked a girl to take a picture of him (guess he happy about his lil feat).

He then leaves and goes to the water fountain.

This is when the nerdy cac gets involved. He had to be around 5'3 about 100lbs at best.
He goes up to the lanky dude and points to the leg press where lanky dude had just finished.
This is when the cac slaps bruh man like hoe who was short on the payout.
That slap was so loud literally everyone in the room stopped and waiting for the rumble to start.

This scary ass nigga apologies to the cac and then goes and takes the weights off of the machine like a bitch.
smh


lanky dude then looks inside of his duffle bag. I thought he was about to pull out the strap and shoot up the spot.
This dude pulls out tissue and mutters something about he misses pizza day at planet fitness.

These new niggas disgust me
:smh: :smh:
That was good bro. Thanks for the morning laugh..
 
I gotta find the original but this is hilarious! First thing that came to mind was Raymond from White Men Can't Jump clearing the park.

 
Where is the original
 
Now this is a 5 star thread!
 
:lol: @ the original. Is the original a fucking remix? What kind of pooooooossy needs to carry a bag with a barrel in it at fucking Planet Fitness. Is the PF next to a halfway house? Maybe he's a rapper. They been getting lit the fuck up lately in broad daylight. He don''t want to get wet while loading up 225 for his weak inclines.
 
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