SAW 4 : THE BGOL HORROR

[TEN]

SAW 4 : THE BGOL HORROR​

"......AAARGHHUHH......

..ten awoke in shock and confusion....his breath bellowing clouds of steam
breathing heavily as if fighting for air.....

what the......what the fuck........where am i?...what the...

he looked around him but it was so dark he couldnt see
anything past himself, all he knew was it felt freezing cold
in there

....aarggghh....crash!..

he fell back to the icy marble floor as he tried to stand up,

what the fuck is this shit.....what the fuck...my legs...i cant feel my..my legs
help....someone help me....i..where the fuck am i?...what is this shit?....
yo..anyone there...

suddenly to the left of him came another voice, a womans voice

where am i? ...where am i?......

screamed miss mighty, in a panicked, terrified voice

am...am i dead?











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[LSN]

Leroy, sensing confusion in the air, pinches Miss Mighty's ass in the dark...

 

[DjMorpheus]

SAW 4 : THE BGOL HORROR​

"......AAARGHHUHH......

..ten awoke in shock and confusion....his breath bellowing clouds of steam
breathing heavily as if fighting for air.....

what the......what the fuck........where am i?...what the...

he looked around him but it was so dark he couldnt see
anything past himself, all he knew was it felt freezing cold
in there

....aarggghh....crash!..

he fell back to the icy marble floor as he tried to stand up,

what the fuck is this shit.....what the fuck...my legs...i cant feel my..my legs
help....someone help me....i..where the fuck am i?...what is this shit?....
yo..anyone there...

suddenly to the left of him came another voice, a womans voice

where am i? ...where am i?......

screamed miss mighty, in a panicked, terrified voice

am...am i dead?









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you continue the story

then leave it at a cliff hanger
for the next member to continue
=======================

Just then a voice came over a speaker on the wall...

"No you crazy bitch...If you are asking if you're dead then you're obviously NOT DEAD. How much longer you stay alive is up to you. In 2 minutes LAFFY TAFFY will blaze these speakers. At that time you proceed to make your assclap to the beat. If you miss a beat, a high voltage shock will be applied to the shackles holding TEN.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

TEN

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tatum]

Suddenly the ceiling lights turn on and ten is shocked by the sight across the room

" You.....you're not Miss Mighty?!?!"

"I know...who the hell is Miss Mighty.....I'm Peaches"

ten looks around the room and realizes he's in an abandoned lab.

 

[LSN]

Suddenly the ceiling lights turn on and ten is shocked by the sight across the room

" You.....you're not Miss Mighty?!?!"

"I know...who the hell is Miss Mighty.....I'm Peaches"

ten looks around the room and realizes he's in an abandoned lab.

Leroy then looks at his fingers and chews them off, eventually dying of shock...not from chewing his fingers off but from realizing he touched that mammoth of a woman...

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

..meanwhile Greystar,Ock,and Blunt wake up in elaborate traps consisting,respectively,of a rusty torture rack,tied to a chair facing a double-barreled shotgun pointed at his head,the trigger of which is tied to a doorknob,and being tied to a wall facing a rack of syringes which are all filled with AIDS-infected blood

 

[Chitownheadbusa]

meanwhile.......leroy never really died
.....once leroy woke up in the hospital, after having reconstructive surgery done on his hand, since he gnawed off his fingers,
he got a visit from that same beluga whale bitch he saw lying across the bed.
after talking for a while she revealed that she really was Miss Mighty.
she said all those pics that was posted on bgol was really just a bogus looking female impersonator that she admired.

leroy was so dumbfounded by what he just found out...he started gnawing on his new fingers...and had to have surgery all over again the next day.

 

[3rdfunk]

now that's a fat azz dude....

 

[TEN]

...cant breathe....

you all are the funniest motherfunkers,

the story still rolling...continue please...

 

[alexw]

Suddenly the ceiling lights turn on and ten is shocked by the sight across the room

" You.....you're not Miss Mighty?!?!"

"I know...who the hell is Miss Mighty.....I'm Peaches"

ten looks around the room and realizes he's in an abandoned lab.

meanwhile in the lab, Ten appears to be confused and disoriented

"where is the door out of here?" Ten wondered

Ten searched for an exit and he noticed a small opening near a heat vent.
Ten squeezed though the opening, where he fell down a long tunnel, and landed in a field of grass. Ten noticed a sign which read PumperVille. He was indeed in the land of the pump. He stood up and walked for miles until he noticed something strange. It was a weird being who wore tight jeans, a very small pink half shirt, with LL Cool J's picture on it

Ten wondered, "Hey is that..............."

 

[TEN]

^^ lmbaooooooooooooooo

 

[DjMorpheus]

meanwhile in the lab, Ten appears to be confused and disoriented

"where is the door out of here?" Ten wondered

Ten searched for an exit and he noticed a small opening near a heat vent.
Ten squeezed though the opening, where he fell down a long tunnel, and landed in a field of grass. Ten noticed a sign which read PumperVille. He was indeed in the land of the pump. He stood up and walked for miles until he noticed something strange. It was a weird being who wore tight jeans, a very small pink half shirt, with LL Cool J's picture on it

Ten wondered, "Hey is that..............."

As the weird being drew closer, TEN saw that this mufucka was short. This fool was about 4 feet 5 inches tall, wit a shoulder length perm and a uneven goatee. TEN also noticed that his lips were white and ashy.

TEN
"Yo wassup dude, can you tell me where I am?"

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, wassup man this is Pumperville. I think you'll like it here.
(weird dude extends his fist to give TEN a pound...)

TEN
(waves to avoid hand contact)
So how did I get here? And more importantly, how do I get away from here?

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, why would you wanna leave here? This place is great. A lot of stars cum thru here like LL CoolJ and Brian Pumper. Would you like to see my autograph collection?

TEN
"Naw that's cool dude. But...why do you say KingGrownman at the beginning of everything your say?

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, because that's who I am dude.

TEN
"Oh...okay. I better be leaving now. No bitches around here I see.

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, Wait! We could have fun here together! Don't leave! Let me call my cousin. We could hang.

TEN
(Now moving at a brisk pace away from WEIRD DUDE)
"It's okay man. Maybe next time!"

 

[Chitownheadbusa]

As the weird being drew closer, TEN saw that this mufucka was short. This fool was about 4 feet 5 inches tall, wit a shoulder length perm and a uneven goatee. "

lol

 

[puertorock2005]

..meanwhile Greystar,Ock,and Blunt wake up in elaborate traps consisting,respectively,of a rusty torture rack,tied to a chair facing a double-barreled shotgun pointed at his head,the trigger of which is tied to a doorknob,and being tied to a wall facing a rack of syringes which are all filled with AIDS-infected blood

and Dr. Truth came and stumbled upon a puddle, which reaked of Walnuts, only to realize that it was Cyanide, now, realizing he'll never get to fuck Blunt in the ass till it bleeds burgundy all over his shaft making him chinky-eyed with glee, he wails off in the distance as the others walk unto unto their fiery deaths. but wait, its' not over yet......enter the mighty LightBright.......what will happen to him....only time will tell.

 

[Tatum]

Oooooooooooooooo.wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..oo..we..oooooooooooo!"

"What are you doing?!?! I'm trying to wack off one last time before I die and you are messing up my concentration!" yells Ock

"Don't worry brother..I will free us" says Greystar

Greystar looks down at his pink and purple knitted armsocks and claps three times

"Shoooobe baba bebaaaa....shoooobe babap....shabooobop....south..south harlemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Suddenly, all gays, trannies and armsock enthusiasts within a 5 mile radius stop what they are doing and rush to the abandoned building where the disgraced BGOL posters are trapped.

 

[Tazirai]

LMAO this shit is hilarious.

 

[alexw]

As the weird being drew closer, TEN saw that this mufucka was short. This fool was about 4 feet 5 inches tall, wit a shoulder length perm and a uneven goatee. TEN also noticed that his lips were white and ashy.

TEN
"Yo wassup dude, can you tell me where I am?"

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, wassup man this is Pumperville. I think you'll like it here.
(weird dude extends his fist to give TEN a pound...)

TEN
(waves to avoid hand contact)
So how did I get here? And more importantly, how do I get away from here?

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, why would you wanna leave here? This place is great. A lot of stars cum thru here like LL CoolJ and Brian Pumper. Would you like to see my autograph collection?

TEN
"Naw that's cool dude. But...why do you say KingGrownman at the beginning of everything your say?

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, because that's who I am dude.

TEN
"Oh...okay. I better be leaving now. No bitches around here I see.

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, Wait! We could have fun here together! Don't leave! Let me call my cousin. We could hang.

TEN
(Now moving at a brisk pace away from WEIRD DUDE)
"It's okay man. Maybe next time!"

 

[TEN]

TEN
"Naw that's cool dude. But...why do you say KingGrownman at the beginning of everything your say?

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, because that's who I am dude.

 

[G6Designer]

Most of you Oblivious herbs would clap your knitted arm socks too if you seen that real SAW BITCH around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CarryOn]

Greystar looks down at his pink and purple knitted armsocks and claps three times

"Shoooobe baba bebaaaa....shoooobe babap....shabooobop....south..south harlemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Suddenly, all gays, trannies and armsock enthusiasts within a 5 mile radius stop what they are doing and rush to the abandoned building where the disgraced BGOL posters are trapped.

RRRRRRRRRRRROOTTTTLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jagi]

what the fuck are yall on today?

 

[piffsponsa]

what the fuck are yall on today?

from what i'm reading, they basically clownin' everybody that had it coming

 

[G6Designer]

from what i'm reading, they basically clownin' everybody that had it coming

They actually used to be BGOL comics back in the !! Like Star wars Knox offs. with whitesox/redsox and some others.Those were where GREAT..ya'll should bring them back.

 

[Tatum]

Damn I forgot about this.


As Ten walks through the strange city, he stumples upon a crowd of people in what looks like the town square

TEN
What the hell is this?

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, it's our weekly dance competition! It's so much fun! Why don't you join, all newcomers usually get in on it.

TEN
Uh...no that's alright. I need to get out of here!

WEIRD DUDE
" No stay! Hey guys, we got a newcomer to town!"

The crowd suddenly stops what they are doing and stares at Ten intently.


TEN
"Why are they staring at me like that?"

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownman, they want you to join. I think you should, they might get angry."

TEN
"I don't give a damn what they do, I'm not getting involved in that bullshit! I'm out of this freakshow town!"

WEIRD DUDE
"KingGrownMan, NOOOOO!!!!! He's leaving!!! Get him!"

 

[Spectrum]

yall mofos been on some shit this week..

 

[TEN]

L M A O ...id 4gotten about this!

 

[Redial]

100's of lurkers look on in amazement, myself included, rooting for the BGOL hero...

They shake their heads helplessly as they call to Ten to go toward the pussy, but amidst the sound of North vs South and who killed hip-hop threads, Ten does not hear the lurkers. They quietly fade away into the background once more.

(This shit is hilarious...)

 

[Tatum]

Oooooooooooooooo.wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..oo..we..oooooooooooo!"

"What are you doing?!?! I'm trying to wack off one last time before I die and you are messing up my concentration!" yells Ock

"Don't worry brother..I will free us" says Greystar

Greystar looks down at his pink and purple knitted armsocks and claps three times

"Shoooobe baba bebaaaa....shoooobe babap....shabooobop....south..south harlemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Suddenly, all gays, trannies and armsock enthusiasts within a 5 mile radius stop what they are doing and rush to the abandoned building where the disgraced BGOL posters are trapped.

PIKESTREET
"What up fam! It's ya boy Pikestreet aka Kenneth aka Andrew Jones aka dat dude wit tha juice and tha cake. We here to save ya'll brudderzzzzz!

OCK
"Shut up sissyboy and free us faggot!"

A look of shock and sadness appears on Pikestreet's face and tears begin to swell in his eyes

PIKESTREET
"Fuck all ya man. Just shut up! Stop making fun of me! I tripping out and I can't take this stuff! Motherfuckas always making fun a me! This shit aint funny no mo! I just wannabeexcepted, whyyakeepcallingmeasissyboy and sayingIaintnevergonnagetnone!" *wimper*...*wimper*...."fuck ya!"......(indiscernable)......damn man..whyyalldisrespectingtharealman...*cries and wipes drool*....."fuck ya!"

CROWD OF TRANNIES AND LOWLIFES
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

GREYSTAR
"Yay, we're free! Shobopbop Heeeeeeeyyyy!! We need to get back to Pumperville ya'll. Let's go!"

Not only must Ten defeat the horde of freaks at Pumperville but soon he will encounter the most vile, disgusting, disturbing group of bitchmade punks he's ever encountered. Will he survive? Stay Tuned!

 

[LordSinister]

Our hero walks for what seems an eternity.....

Suddenly, a picnic table appears in the distance with a gathering of strange individuals sitting down for what appears to be tea.

TEN walks up and introduces himself:

Hello my good chaps, My name is "brother TEN." Who might you fellows be?

A little ugly cross eyed chump stands and says:

"My Name is Christopher, but I am know by the name of "Bebo." Would you care to join us?"

Ten Replies:"I come from a land far, far away. It has been a fortnight since I have enjoyed a good tea and crumpet." I gladly accept.

All the dwarf ass Ninjas at the table all smile, especially an ugly dark dude. He passes the tea to TEN and says: Enjoy my friend.

Ten takes a small sip, and then another.

He proclaims: "This is the bloody best tea I've had in ages!! What brand is it?"

Ugly cuzz says: "It's a family recipe." As he grins like Whiteboytx looking at an underage cousin.

Suddenly!!!

Ten feels strangely tired, he looks at the teapot, it reads

WATER MAKES ME SLEEPY

TEN: **Oh my stars and garters, what have I done??!?!?!**