Captains Log
Star date 09/02/09
The refugee's from planet BGOL crash-landed on SOL, a hitherto unknown planet orbiting a purple dwarf star in the Femmenoire quadrant.
With their Quaid Drive engines irreperably damaged and not having 10 galactic Credits between them to purchase spare parts, the all male crew USS Broke ass Niggu.69 are struggling to come to terms with their new neighbours in the walled off city state of Femmenoiria.
Their Captain Heist seeks to parlay with the SOL Minister of Communications, DeSire, with a peace treaty and she wastes no time in letting the intrepid star traveller know what time it is....
Unfortunately, Captain Heist and his crew of merry men weren't having it and....
Needless to say this and many other comments such as....
Led on to....
And in the ensuing violence and ongoing chaos, many of the BGOL refugees were left looking like this...
And this...
As their dreams of conquest came to ashes under the stiletto heeled boots of the sturdy daughters of SOL and their queen Onyxfemme AKA She who Taketh No Shit.
Now crack troops of female cyborgs roam the outer regions that lie beyond the walls of Femmenoiria.
Hunting down all BGOLian refugees and renegades, those they capture alive are used for selected breeding before summary castration or recycling.
And what you may ask has happened to the remnants of that doomed vessel that crashlanded upon SOL lo' those many years ago?
De-evolution!!!
Watchoo lookin' at niggu!? I ain't got 10 Credits!!!
Star date 09/02/09
The refugee's from planet BGOL crash-landed on SOL, a hitherto unknown planet orbiting a purple dwarf star in the Femmenoire quadrant.
With their Quaid Drive engines irreperably damaged and not having 10 galactic Credits between them to purchase spare parts, the all male crew USS Broke ass Niggu.69 are struggling to come to terms with their new neighbours in the walled off city state of Femmenoiria.
Their Captain Heist seeks to parlay with the SOL Minister of Communications, DeSire, with a peace treaty and she wastes no time in letting the intrepid star traveller know what time it is....
since u fellas are here to stay...
as chair of the SOL hospitality committee...WELCOME
kick off ur shoes and get comfortable...we really hope u enjoy ur stay here
as part of the deep and rich SOL tradition we ask all new male members to introduce themsevles to us...along with including a well lit...preferably errect homegrown dick pic...different angles are prefered and videos are encouraged
if u have any questions or want someone to screen ur introduction just let me or one of the staff know....well be glad to help
again great to see u all here and we look forward to getting to know each and every one of u
Unfortunately, Captain Heist and his crew of merry men weren't having it and....
Well thank you for the hospitality. I am Heist. You can call me, Heist.
But sorry luv - it's a no go on the ding-a-ling pic. That shit would NEVER and I mean NEVER die. Worse, I can see it backfiring in a brother's face in less than 3 months.
Needless to say this and many other comments such as....
And you know what's fucked up? HNIC created BGOL for niggas. He created that shit for men wanting to look at fine black women. He said that BGOL would AWAYS be free. Nigga lied .
Then he created SOL for the females and they don't even have to donate!!
Now they have a message board and the men who have been here longer than them has to watch our beloved board die.
Well no more!! I say we take this bitch over!!
Led on to....
And in the ensuing violence and ongoing chaos, many of the BGOL refugees were left looking like this...
And this...
As their dreams of conquest came to ashes under the stiletto heeled boots of the sturdy daughters of SOL and their queen Onyxfemme AKA She who Taketh No Shit.
Now crack troops of female cyborgs roam the outer regions that lie beyond the walls of Femmenoiria.
Hunting down all BGOLian refugees and renegades, those they capture alive are used for selected breeding before summary castration or recycling.
And what you may ask has happened to the remnants of that doomed vessel that crashlanded upon SOL lo' those many years ago?
De-evolution!!!
Watchoo lookin' at niggu!? I ain't got 10 Credits!!!
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Man, ion wana have to go back to the boof like Nas in '01... 
