“What is that private Vance?”
“Sir, an eyeliner, sir!”
PVT. VANCE
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“What is that private Vance?”
“Sir, an eyeliner, sir!”
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Jimbo Jim
Winn March he's feminine but he tries to be the opposite. I bet he's a trans inside. It's not a bad thing, but he wouldn't say it!
Winn March he's feminine but he tries to be the opposite. I bet he's a trans inside. It's not a bad thing, but he wouldn't say it!
Ben Merrill
Why does private Vance have on that Maybelline?? WHY aren’t you stomping private Vance’s guts out?!
Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the master drill instructor that private Vance has a full magazine (Vogue) and has locked and loaded, sir!
Bob Preston
Ben Merrill SIR, BECAUSE MAYBELLINE IS THE ONLY FLAVOR I DON'T LIKE, SIR
Cameron Haggie
Ben Merrill Now you listen here, private…I WANT THAT ISSUE!
Ben Merrill
Cameron Haggie What is your major malfunction, numb nuts?! Didn’t your mommy and daddy teach you about the subtle and tasteful application of eye make up, when you were a child?!
Why does private Vance have on that Maybelline?? WHY aren’t you stomping private Vance’s guts out?!
Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the master drill instructor that private Vance has a full magazine (Vogue) and has locked and loaded, sir!
Bob Preston
Ben Merrill SIR, BECAUSE MAYBELLINE IS THE ONLY FLAVOR I DON'T LIKE, SIR
Cameron Haggie
Ben Merrill Now you listen here, private…I WANT THAT ISSUE!
Ben Merrill
Cameron Haggie What is your major malfunction, numb nuts?! Didn’t your mommy and daddy teach you about the subtle and tasteful application of eye make up, when you were a child?!
Chris Mahan
How tall are you, private Vance??
Gabe Shope
Chris Mahan SIR 5 FOOT 9 SIR
Chris Mahan
Gabe Shope 5 FOOT 9? I I DIDN’T KNOW THEY STACK SHIT THAT HIGH!!
Robert Douglas
Chris Mahan Only two things come outta Ohio Private eyeliner, and I can see you're both of 'em.'
Daniel Zee
Robert Douglas Only steers and queers come out of Ohio, and you don't look like no steer, Private Vance.
How tall are you, private Vance??
Gabe Shope
Chris Mahan SIR 5 FOOT 9 SIR
Chris Mahan
Gabe Shope 5 FOOT 9? I I DIDN’T KNOW THEY STACK SHIT THAT HIGH!!
Robert Douglas
Chris Mahan Only two things come outta Ohio Private eyeliner, and I can see you're both of 'em.'
Daniel Zee
Robert Douglas Only steers and queers come out of Ohio, and you don't look like no steer, Private Vance.
OP sus! 
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