porn rant

[persia]

i just have to rant real quick because i have a stong HATE for bad porn.

not everyone can have a porn company...there needs to be a quality control service. here is why:
a- chicks staring at the camera all bug eyed and sh!t is NOT cute. can you at least PRETEND to be into what you are doing?
b- screamers.. yes, i scream too... but seriously the WHOLE time? shut the hell up, you sound like a damn fire engine. there is literally not one time in the last 3 scenees where the chick wasnt frontin hard- and badly
c- pancake ass and titties.. no i know everyon has a different view of what they like.. but if you are going to have a chick wholes ass and titties are saggin like gravity done raped them- then put a disclaimer on the box- dont market it as 'big booty'
d- the guys- i know oyu have to have someone that can physically handle it- but if hes but ugly (aka looks like a cockroach) dont show his face or his buck@ss teeth and enough with the guys that talk more than the ladies.. talking sh!t is great.. but if you have to talk yourself thru it with "yeah, i'ma fvck the sh!t outta you" through the WHOLE scene, you are just irritating

thats all i can think of right now..but there are lots more, i know it

 

[onyxfemme]

i just have to rant real quick because i have a stong HATE for bad porn.

not everyone can have a porn company...there needs to be a quality control service. here is why:
a- chicks staring at the camera all bug eyed and sh!t is NOT cute. can you at least PRETEND to be into what you are doing?
b- screamers.. yes, i scream too... but seriously the WHOLE time? shut the hell up, you sound like a damn fire engine. there is literally not one time in the last 3 scenees where the chick wasnt frontin hard- and badly
c- pancake ass and titties.. no i know everyon has a different view of what they like.. but if you are going to have a chick wholes ass and titties are saggin like gravity done raped them- then put a disclaimer on the box- dont market it as 'big booty'
d- the guys- i know oyu have to have someone that can physically handle it- but if hes but ugly (aka looks like a cockroach) dont show his face or his buck@ss teeth and enough with the guys that talk more than the ladies.. talking sh!t is great.. but if you have to talk yourself thru it with "yeah, i'ma fvck the sh!t outta you" through the WHOLE scene, you are just irritating

thats all i can think of right now..but there are lots more, i know it

Where are you getting your porn? Check out Slam's thread on the main board....He posts are nothing but the hot shit to get you wett. Leave that low budget porn alone

 

[persia]

Where are you getting your porn? Check out Slam's thread on the main board....He posts are nothing but the hot shit to get you wett. Leave that low budget porn alone

i generally on mess with good quality online porn.. this is a dvd my man brought over here (apologies with porn- what will they think of next lol) and its horrible!!

thanks for the direction on a new source tho!

 

[femmenoire]

LOL. I hear ya.

I find most porn to be quite boring and otherwise annoying.

Too many tattoos on a woman, yuck.
Unclean sets or hotels for sets, yuck.
Ashy balled, ashy handed, ashy elbowed, ashy assed dudes, double yuck.
Don't forget the corny ass dialogue.

 

[Mo-Better]

i just have to rant real quick because i have a stong HATE for bad porn.

not everyone can have a porn company...there needs to be a quality control service. here is why:
a- chicks staring at the camera all bug eyed and sh!t is NOT cute. can you at least PRETEND to be into what you are doing?
b- screamers.. yes, i scream too... but seriously the WHOLE time? shut the hell up, you sound like a damn fire engine. there is literally not one time in the last 3 scenees where the chick wasnt frontin hard- and badly
c- pancake ass and titties.. no i know everyon has a different view of what they like.. but if you are going to have a chick wholes ass and titties are saggin like gravity done raped them- then put a disclaimer on the box- dont market it as 'big booty'
d- the guys- i know oyu have to have someone that can physically handle it- but if hes but ugly (aka looks like a cockroach) dont show his face or his buck@ss teeth and enough with the guys that talk more than the ladies.. talking sh!t is great.. but if you have to talk yourself thru it with "yeah, i'ma fvck the sh!t outta you" through the WHOLE scene, you are just irritating

thats all i can think of right now..but there are lots more, i know it

I have to agree with you. Much of today's porn isn't very thrilling. But I have more of an issue with the men moreso than the women. (Let me explain before people get stupid.) I have never bought porn because of the men performing. Guys like Lex, Wesley and Pumper mugging for the camera just ruins the scenes. Also since porn is made primarily for the male viewer shots with men pulling their dicks out of the pussy and slapping their dicks on a chicks ass or belly is just plain stupid.

As for the women screaming yeah there could be a lot less. But as for women's tits, If they're like pancakes that's fine with me. A woman has what she has and I do prefer women with natural over implanted tits. But even then there are circumstances that I do agree with having the implants.

 

[HoneyBerry]

a- chicks staring at the camera all bug eyed and sh!t is NOT cute. can you at least PRETEND to be into what you are doing?
b- screamers.. yes, i scream too... but seriously the WHOLE time? shut the hell up, you sound like a damn fire engine. there is literally not one time in the last 3 scenees where the chick wasnt frontin hard- and badly
c- pancake ass and titties.. no i know everyon has a different view of what they like.. but if you are going to have a chick wholes ass and titties are saggin like gravity done raped them- then put a disclaimer on the box- dont market it as 'big booty'
d- the guys- i know oyu have to have someone that can physically handle it- but if hes but ugly (aka looks like a cockroach) dont show his face or his buck@ss teeth and enough with the guys that talk more than the ladies.. talking sh!t is great.. but if you have to talk yourself thru it with "yeah, i'ma fvck the sh!t outta you" through the WHOLE scene, you are just irritating

thats all i can think of right now..but there are lots more, i know it

I agree with you. I also don't like bad weaves, bad teeth and bad makeup. Call me crazy. Also that looking into the camera business is retarded. Focus on your job

 

[persia]

I agree with you. I also don't like bad weaves, bad teeth and bad makeup. Call me crazy. Also that looking into the camera business is retarded. Focus on your job

THANK YOU!! i didnt put this one to see your blue contacts woman- focus on sucking!!


to everyone else- i can agree to the nth degree.. ashyness, filith and EXTENSION CORDS (i saw that as i kept watching) are huge no nos ...

as for the fake vs real argument- i'm with you... i would rather see real- fake is just irritating.. but seriously, this chicks nipples were in her belly button. and she couldnt have been better than a small c cup!! they were hitting her chin when he was doing her doggie.. thats just too far lol

 

[doggish_098]

i just have to rant real quick because i have a stong HATE for bad porn.

not everyone can have a porn company...there needs to be a quality control service. here is why:
a- chicks staring at the camera all bug eyed and sh!t is NOT cute. can you at least PRETEND to be into what you are doing?
b- screamers.. yes, i scream too... but seriously the WHOLE time? shut the hell up, you sound like a damn fire engine. there is literally not one time in the last 3 scenees where the chick wasnt frontin hard- and badly
c- pancake ass and titties.. no i know everyon has a different view of what they like.. but if you are going to have a chick wholes ass and titties are saggin like gravity done raped them- then put a disclaimer on the box- dont market it as 'big booty'
d- the guys- i know oyu have to have someone that can physically handle it- but if hes but ugly (aka looks like a cockroach) dont show his face or his buck@ss teeth and enough with the guys that talk more than the ladies.. talking sh!t is great.. but if you have to talk yourself thru it with "yeah, i'ma fvck the sh!t outta you" through the WHOLE scene, you are just irritating

thats all i can think of right now..but there are lots more, i know it

dont forget the dude who is making more noise than the girl

 

[Machete]

1) Men that make more noise from the woman.
2) Obviously FAKE orgasms. Or directors who cut out the woman's orgasm.
3) Focus on the man cumming.
4) Fat nasty women. Everyone has their own taste, and I like big women myself. But all big women ain't cute.
5) Nasty porn (piss, shit, crackhead, granny porn)
6) Assholes falling out.
7) Double penetration (that's gay porn in my book).
8) False advertising (If a movie says "Big Butt", that means only a big butt. It shouldn't mean EVERYTHING is big).
9) Dudes with no skills. (I hate scenes where it's obvious that the men aren't fucking the girls right.)
10) White women saying: "gimme that nigga dick". Or any variation on that line.

Maybe I've watched too much porn, I've become really critical of scenes lately. Tho I've been paying attention to slam's thread, those comprise most of my collection at the moment.

 

[Izayoi]

dont forget the dude who is making more noise than the girl

I kind of like that! I like it when both of em sound like they are enjoying themselves.

Only thing that ruins my porn experience is bad sex talk- ugh- like when that young lady told the ninja that was eating her to "sop it up like a biscuit" and Wesley Pipes I think says some of the oddest things. He kept referring to his own dick as a nigga in one clip . It was so silly.

Other than that, I don't expect the porn stars to look great. I'm not looking at the girl or the guy. It's close-up genital knocking, sloppy oral, slapping skin sounds, and cum shots that do it for me.

 

[Pimpin KillBillABitch]

I like dat looking in the camera shit. That's MAD sexy. If she's not looking at the camera at all then it just feels like some peeping Tom shit.

 

[firefly]

the 20 minute dick suck always gets fast forwarded and the nasty anals where a chick has shit coming out, then sucks dick after........................

 

[mk23666]

The advent of the personal video camera killed porn for the most part.

Especially most Black porn IMO. Everybody looking for quick bucks and don't care about quality. That goes for Black still pics mags and websites. I would love to see Black porn emulate the best in their fields, learn the craft of photography and videography, be choosy with your models/talent ... it'll better your product.

 

[mk23666]

I like dat looking in the camera shit. That's MAD sexy. If she's not looking at the camera at all then it just feels like some peeping Tom shit.

Everybody aint got the eyes for that kinda shot/scene.

 

[Space]

Most porn nowadays don't even have that naff fake story lines anymore. All you get is some ho wriggling for hours on end and then blam blam wham job done. I caught some old porn with some shit as crappy script but at least it had foreplay to get most women into gear before the rest of the shit went down. I still like good porn, but damn give us something to work with from time to time.

 

[Pimpin KillBillABitch]

Everybody aint got the eyes for that kinda shot/scene.

True. Especially if they're cross-eyed.

 

[persia]

True. Especially if they're cross-eyed.

DAMN DAMN DAMN.... i hate that! lol

 

[UnoBetter2]

I hate it when the money shot time cuums and she just sits there, mouth closed,lookin like, comon nigga shoot yo shit on my face so I can wipe it off as soon as the cam stop. If someone doesnt like to do anything in porn they shouldnt have to just because its an industry standard. Fakery is so obvious!

Also I cant stand anal, I know some people love it but I just cant see stickin my precious dick in shit, yuk

 

[persia]

I hate it when the money shot time cuums and she just sits there, mouth closed,lookin like, comon nigga shoot yo shit on my face so I can wipe it off as soon as the cam stop. If someone doesnt like to do anything in porn they shouldnt have to just because its an industry standard. Fakery is so obvious!

THIS i can agree with... if you are just going to wait for the end of the scene, then dont be in it at all... thats why i like mya so much- she stays into it!

 

[SWATLANTA]

I hate it when the money shot time cuums and she just sits there, mouth closed,lookin like, comon nigga shoot yo shit on my face so I can wipe it off as soon as the cam stop. If someone doesnt like to do anything in porn they shouldnt have to just because its an industry standard. Fakery is so obvious!

Also I cant stand anal, I know some people love it but I just cant see stickin my precious dick in shit, yuk

I can't stand the cum dodgers, cats beating their dicks for 15 minutes before they bust, and too many tattoos...

 

[OnSlaught]

THIS i can agree with... if you are just going to wait for the end of the scene, then dont be in it at all... thats why i like mya so much- she stays into it!

Are you talkin' about my porn goddess Mya Lovely???

A few things I can't stand...

Watchin' genital shots for like 5 to 10 minutes at a time...WTF??

If I want to see dick and balls the majority of the time I'll look at my own.

Yeah, the unenthusiastic actors/actresses are the worst...whether it be them fuckin' and suckin' or waiting for the cum shot, just horrible.

Oh, and I prefer it when the woman is really gettin' off; when she really gets an O. I think that's the best for me...

 

[nick177th]

Are you talkin' about my porn goddess Mya Lovely???

A few things I can't stand...

Watchin' genital shots for like 5 to 10 minutes at a time...WTF??

If I want to see dick and balls the majority of the time I'll look at my own.

Yeah, the unenthusiastic actors/actresses are the worst...whether it be them fuckin' and suckin' or waiting for the cum shot, just horrible.

Oh, and I prefer it when the woman is really gettin' off; when she really gets an O. I think that's the best for me...

Bingo! that kills it for me. Although she makes some weird ass faces, I like Monique. She leaves it all on the field to me. I have never seen her "dog it" in a scene. Nice tight ass little body, and always looks like her orgasms are real. (who knows, maybe they are). If she's eatin' pussy, she looks like she can't get enough of it. if she's being eaten, she looks like she can't get enough of it. Samething with fuckin'. Now India, I've only scene her look like she wanted to be there in like two films. All the rest, she looks like she rather be ANYWHERE else but there. It's ashame 'cause she's fine as hell.

 

[CybaCipha]

I kind of like that! I like it when both of em sound like they are enjoying themselves.

Other than that, I don't expect the porn stars to look great. I'm not looking at the girl or the guy. It's close-up genital knocking, sloppy oral, slapping skin sounds, and cum shots that do it for me.

I got a camera, you can direct ... we can both star!

 

[PainInDAss]

women, Jeeez, always have to put in your two cents, huh?

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

women, Jeeez, always have to put in your two cents, huh?

You know it

 

[Mo-Better]

If I buy a porn vid its for fantasy purposes. It's not to see some woman who's bigger than those I see on Market Street on Saturday morning. This recent trend towards obesity is a turnoff. I'm a big man and I don't want to look at some woman that's bigger than me trying to look sexy or worse having sex.

Also guys talking (mugging) into the camera, why? I could care less what they have to say. I buy porn to see beautiful women having sex not because of the men in the video.

Lastly the money shot, women looking up with their mouths open like baby chicks in their nest waiting on a worm.

 

[Kazoo]

folks always say dudes shouldnt talk in porn - too me it becomes really boring if their is no 'chemistry' between the couple - no interaction ,looks robotic



it looks like dude is waxing his car ,or cutting the grass
gets boring real fast


one of the best part of porn nowdays is the Cribs they are in - be in some phat houses

 

[Chicutie]

folks always say dudes shouldnt talk in porn - too me it becomes really boring if their is no 'chemistry' between the couple - no interaction ,looks robotic



it looks like dude is waxing his car ,or cutting the grass
gets boring real fast


one of the best part of porn nowdays is the Cribs they are in - be in some phat houses

I like it too but only if it's natural which most of the time it isn't. A lot of houses are really nice. Makes you wonder who is renting out their nice house for people to do porn in. . ..

One thing I hate is when the man is constantly looking in the camera. Or when he should be focusing on the woman but he's looking in the mirror or something. Tryna look hard in the camera. .

 

[Mo-Better]

folks always say dudes shouldnt talk in porn - too me it becomes really boring if their is no 'chemistry' between the couple - no interaction ,looks robotic

It's not the dudes talking to the women, that is expected. (the exception Wesly Pipes and his gibberish) It's the dudes talking into the camera I have a problem with.

 

[DeSiRe]

i must vent also

i like to watch porn...

however..

why does it all have to start and end the same?...shes always gotta give head first...and then theres the cum shot in the face

i dont mind seeing it...but id love some variety

also..

i understand that porn is made for men...but us women watch it too!!...where is the porn with a woman's perspective...im not talking about all lovey dovey or nothing...but at least the flim doesnt totally objectify the woman

not to mention i can count on one hand how many flicks ive seen when the woman sincerly enjoyed it...women damn near never cum on flicks...why not?...i wouldnt mind seeing both people love it...and i dont understand why men wouldnt wanna see a chick really get off

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[Kazoo]

i must vent also

i like to watch porn...

however..

why does it all have to start and end the same?...shes always gotta give head first...and then theres the cum shot in the face

i dont mind seeing it...but id love some variety

also..

i understand that porn is made for men...but us women watch it too!!...where is the porn with a woman's perspective...im not talking about all lovey dovey or nothing...but at least the flim doesnt totally objectify the woman

not to mention i can count on one hand how many flicks ive seen when the woman sincerly enjoyed it...women damn near never cum on flicks...why not?...i wouldnt mind seeing both people love it...and i dont understand why men wouldnt wanna see a chick really get off

[/rant]

it does seem like the women dont 'come' - a lot of them 'fake it'




I think most porn is geared to young men - 18-25
all they wanna see is the chick getting 'banged'




they dont yet understand the beauty of Making Love ,instead of just Fucking