PREFACE: This is NOT directed at strippers, hookers, ho's, porn chics, etc. This IS directed at these half way straddling the fence fucking fake broads who want a nigga to save em but don't want you to tell em straight up they selling ass. Bitch let it be what it is. Call it what it is and get over it. You selling ass.
Funny thing about B.S. - "I want a sugar daddy" - chics is this ladies:
- half of you "I want a sugar daddy" types are not even hot enough physically to deserve having money spent on you.
- selling your companionship is competition. SO COMPETE DAMN IT!! Get in shape, get sexy, stop eating fried foods, lose weight
- do you realize how many better looking than you chics are selling the same thing? seriously, most of the chics who post this kind of shit on craigslist, myspace, facebook, even will tell you this in person when you go out in public and try to holla are not even in the ball park for deserving it.
- that's why you get so many B.S. broke cats responding luv, cause YOU ARE NOT SUGAR DADDY CANDIDATE MATERIAL.
Here's a novel thought ladies who want a "sugar daddy":
Most, many, if not all of the guys who actually have the disposable income to spend on you are in many cases:
- preferring to spend it on more attractive women than you
- THE BIG ONE: ARE PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY, PROFESSIONALLY OR OTHERWISE ENDOWED, QUALIFIED & WELL CONNECTED ENOUGH TO GET ALL THE FREE COMPANIONSHIP, SEX, ATTENTION, ETC THAT THEY CAN STAND TO HANDLE FOR FREEEEEEEEEE!!!
- HENCE THE FACT THAT MOST GUYS WHO GOT THE DOUGH YOU'RE AFTER ALREADY GET WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR "TARGET MARKET" IS ALREADY GETTING SERVICED FOR FREE, FOR THE LOW LOW, FOR THE 5-FINGER DISCOUNT, FOR NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, FOR NOT A PENNY LUV
The first thing one of you "I want a sugar daddy" types say is "I'm not a ho. I'm not a hooker. I'm not selling ass." OH YES YOU ARE!!! Get over it. This is a recession retard!! Real hookers, ho's, prostitutes, strippers, porn stars, who look 10 times better than you are having a hard time selling ass. What makes you think yo not so great looking, not trying to really serve the dick, half ass, riding the fence "oh i'm not a ho" "I'm not selling pussy" fake fucking ass stands a chance if REAL HO'S in the game are having a hard time????????
You're competing against:
- tube sites and all other sorts of pirated porn
- your local college dorm chic who issuing out good head all day for free
- your older 30+ chic who know she doesn't have a chance and will issue out for nothing just for the attention
- strip clubs, regular clubs, parties, liquor, weed
Here's some tips:
- go back to school
- start a business
- get a second job
- get a third job
- get a fourth job
- get a fifth job
- think about other ways of making money besides selling something that you're not qualified to sell
The 6 figa N#@@!S, pro ball player, money getting, corporate exec, even the "works with his hands", blue collar, manual labor 40+ hour a week working, well paid brotha with discretionary (read: money to play with) income IS ALREADY GETTING SERVICED AND DOESN'T NEED YOU!!!!!
That's why 99% OF THE RESPONSES TO YOUR BULLSHIT are broke ass, side seat ridin', wack job having, non-bread-winning, scrub types who you don't want!!!!
Shit's funny as hell. Just had to get that off my chest. Ok back to the board.
Funny thing about B.S. - "I want a sugar daddy" - chics is this ladies:
- half of you "I want a sugar daddy" types are not even hot enough physically to deserve having money spent on you.
- selling your companionship is competition. SO COMPETE DAMN IT!! Get in shape, get sexy, stop eating fried foods, lose weight
- do you realize how many better looking than you chics are selling the same thing? seriously, most of the chics who post this kind of shit on craigslist, myspace, facebook, even will tell you this in person when you go out in public and try to holla are not even in the ball park for deserving it.
- that's why you get so many B.S. broke cats responding luv, cause YOU ARE NOT SUGAR DADDY CANDIDATE MATERIAL.
Here's a novel thought ladies who want a "sugar daddy":
Most, many, if not all of the guys who actually have the disposable income to spend on you are in many cases:
- preferring to spend it on more attractive women than you
- THE BIG ONE: ARE PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY, PROFESSIONALLY OR OTHERWISE ENDOWED, QUALIFIED & WELL CONNECTED ENOUGH TO GET ALL THE FREE COMPANIONSHIP, SEX, ATTENTION, ETC THAT THEY CAN STAND TO HANDLE FOR FREEEEEEEEEE!!!
- HENCE THE FACT THAT MOST GUYS WHO GOT THE DOUGH YOU'RE AFTER ALREADY GET WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR "TARGET MARKET" IS ALREADY GETTING SERVICED FOR FREE, FOR THE LOW LOW, FOR THE 5-FINGER DISCOUNT, FOR NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, FOR NOT A PENNY LUV
The first thing one of you "I want a sugar daddy" types say is "I'm not a ho. I'm not a hooker. I'm not selling ass." OH YES YOU ARE!!! Get over it. This is a recession retard!! Real hookers, ho's, prostitutes, strippers, porn stars, who look 10 times better than you are having a hard time selling ass. What makes you think yo not so great looking, not trying to really serve the dick, half ass, riding the fence "oh i'm not a ho" "I'm not selling pussy" fake fucking ass stands a chance if REAL HO'S in the game are having a hard time????????
You're competing against:
- tube sites and all other sorts of pirated porn
- your local college dorm chic who issuing out good head all day for free
- your older 30+ chic who know she doesn't have a chance and will issue out for nothing just for the attention
- strip clubs, regular clubs, parties, liquor, weed
Here's some tips:
- go back to school
- start a business
- get a second job
- get a third job
- get a fourth job
- get a fifth job
- think about other ways of making money besides selling something that you're not qualified to sell
The 6 figa N#@@!S, pro ball player, money getting, corporate exec, even the "works with his hands", blue collar, manual labor 40+ hour a week working, well paid brotha with discretionary (read: money to play with) income IS ALREADY GETTING SERVICED AND DOESN'T NEED YOU!!!!!
That's why 99% OF THE RESPONSES TO YOUR BULLSHIT are broke ass, side seat ridin', wack job having, non-bread-winning, scrub types who you don't want!!!!
Shit's funny as hell. Just had to get that off my chest. Ok back to the board.
