Talk about giving your shoes a spit shine! That's motherfucker was going to town! The real funny shit is the other people on the train acting like nothing's going on!
Seems like every train line has its notorious freak/weirdo.
For a year plus, there was a dude on the A/C train that played the Superman theme song on his flip cell phone so fucking loud. On the platform. In the train car. Everywhere. That flip phone musta had monster speakers in them because you heard that song in the entire car. And he just kept replaying it over and over. No one said shit to him cause he looked bananas.