Good Friday Fish Sticks! Yummy!
Why are my sticks better? I will cook them in the shape of a cross! Yes, you won't even need an oven! I will cook them and rush deliver them for your decorative pleasure - although, after shipping, I would not eat, because, well, that would be dumb.
I sure would like to by a Corvette so my family could watch me drive it - I sure hope someone buys my stix!
Please, buy my stix so I can buy a Vette - you should do this because, it is FISH, and Good Friday - so, break out that money and give it to me!
I would work - save - and buy my Vette, but why? I can sell Good Friday Stix on Ebay and get if basically FREE!
WOW! WOW! WOW!
*Shipping* I will place your cooked cross stix in a box, and toss it in a river - you will need to stand by the river and catch it when it comes by!
I can not provide tracking for this type of shipping, but free is free / and you get what you pay for...........Please specify if you are North, South, East, or West so I can calculate which river will be fastest!
Thanks you and Good Luck, I am sure millions will bid, but only 1 can win, unless, I list another.....
Thank ya all!
Oh yea, payment!
Place payment in corked glass bottle, and send it off in a river that flows towards Indiana - let me know an estimated speed the water is running and we will calculate when to catch it. I will ship via water route the same day!
No other payment or shipping for this particular item - it just wouldn't be right to do it any other way than the way it would have been done 2000 years ago!
