Ock me 4 wanting 2 trade in blk women 4 a homely cac! (no pic)

[Trillmatic]

Ok I got a black baby moms, & a successful black wife to whom i'm separated from. I have been fucking my BM behind my wife's back for years....I want to divorce her because she's a MEAN BITCH, BUT MY BM GOT SOME TIG OL BITTIES & A FAT ASS.
FAST FORWARD A MONTH AGO.... my 44 homely looking white friend, who i fucked 10 years bumps into me, she got a man & i met her kids. We occasionally had sex back in the day... but we lost touch. Anyway, Last night we went to see GET ON UP, GOT TO HER CRIB @ 3 AM...WATCHED SKINEMAX, GAVE HER A MASSAGE, NIGGAH when I say that PUSSY WAS GUSHY FROM FINGERING HER!, but I didnt get the draws... Now im feening for this BITCH... WHAT SHOULD I DO?
HER SKIN IS SOOO SOFT & SUPPLE, THE BITCH BODY HAS OCD...MEANING NO DIRT WHATSOEVER ON HER, SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT "MILK OF MAGNESIUM BITCH" THO!
HELP!!
HOW CAN I GET THE DRAWS TO COME OFF AGAIN?

 

[Darrkman]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

 

[Joe Money]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

Damn!

 

[II Dxnum]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

Thread's over before the weekend could even officially get started.

 

[simonmarcel]

Another redsox/pike/redmerchant alias?

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

hold up...

you gave her a massage, you fingered her, but didn't fuck?

how'd that happen cuz?

...and you're asking BGOL how do you get the pussy?



i guess i'll be the first to give you this...

 

[keone]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

Damn!

 

[sammyjax]

please lord don't ever let me get this corny

 

[woodchuck]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

hold up...

you gave her a massage, you fingered her, but didn't fuck?

how'd that happen cuz?

...and you're asking BGOL how do you get the pussy?

REALLY?

i guess i'll be the first to give you this...

For real. Dude was given a free candy sample, and asking what does he have to do to taste the candy.

 

[andy45]

 

[SamSneed]

please lord don't ever let me get this corny

When we get old as fuck we'll post stupid shit

 

[Joe Money]

Thread's over before the weekend could even officially get started.

Seriously! He straight ethered that motherfucker with one sentence!!

"Your post couldn't fuck with one line! You won't be around next year...."

 

[Cross]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

Gotdamn!!! Pure unadulterated ether

 

[jasonblacc]

please lord don't ever let me get this corny

You have to be born with this type corny.....you dont just wake up like this all of sudden....this in his DNA

 

[spider705]

"Milk of Magnesium" tho? I'm not doing this shit today....

I’m just out here working hard every single day, just trying to be the best poster I can be....

 

[LordSinister]

 

[knightmelodic]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

surgical.

 

[knightmelodic]

oh yeah. one star for this bullshit. I guess somebody's got a new SN

 

[Brother Blues]

How old are you??...

 

[max-dawg]

minus whale use the milk of magnesium to put her on a pedal stool...but always have an escape goat to get back at your main broad.

sent from Max's G-Note III

 

[DJ]

 

[bizzaro1]

Wait, you're about to file for divorce yet you're worried about another woman?

My advice to you is to leave that 44yr old white hoe with a man and multiple kids alone and do a google search on Division of Property....

 

[letsshoot]

Ok I got a black baby moms, & a successful black wife to whom i'm separated from. I have been fucking my BM behind my wife's back for years....I want to divorce her because she's a MEAN BITCH, BUT MY BM GOT SOME TIG OL BITTIES & A FAT ASS.
FAST FORWARD A MONTH AGO.... my 44 homely looking white friend, who i fucked 10 years bumps into me, she got a man & i met her kids. We occasionally had sex back in the day... but we lost touch. Anyway, Last night we went to see GET ON UP, GOT TO HER CRIB @ 3 AM...WATCHED SKINEMAX, GAVE HER A MASSAGE, NIGGAH when I say that PUSSY WAS GUSHY FROM FINGERING HER!, but I didnt get the draws... Now im feening for this BITCH... WHAT SHOULD I DO?
HER SKIN IS SOOO SOFT & SUPPLE, THE BITCH BODY HAS OCD...MEANING NO DIRT WHATSOEVER ON HER, SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT "MILK OF MAGNESIUM BITCH" THO!
HELP!!
HOW CAN I GET THE DRAWS TO COME OFF AGAIN?

so you came out of lurking to ask this dumb ass question

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

For real. Dude was given a free candy sample, and asking what does he have to do to taste the candy.

she spoon fed this fool the pussy, and somehow he swatted the spoon away and now he's asking how can he get the pussy?


you gotta do a confused GWB head scratch to try and figure that shit out.

 

[woodchuck]

minus whale use the milk of magnesium to put her on a pedal stool...but always have an escape goat to get back at your main broad.

sent from Max's G-Note III

I don't know, Max. That would be torcher.

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

Well damn

 

[King D]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

 

[Big Tex]

Another redsox/pike/redmerchant alias?

Type like Trojan Whorse though.

Definitely somebody trolling on another screen name.

I wouldn't put it past Slowhands either.

 

[BDR]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

Oh shit

 

[LoneStar29]

This fool said "milk of magnesia" though rotflmaooo

 

[spider705]

MAGNESIUM

I’m just out here working hard every single day, just trying to be the best poster I can be....

 

[3rd__Optic]

Guess Guardians of the Galaxy ain't the only place with a talking coon.

Sent from my Nexus 5

 

[LoneStar29]

Oh yeah

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I dont' understand.

 

[Database Error]

We've got to get a better handle on the mentally ill of these bgol street. A sad moment for us all as a community.