Nude cruise hitting Miami this year

[yardy]

This is not going to be like real sex on HBO back in the day.

 

[34real]

All we need is one but them cruises are populated by older white people,sadly.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Man, this is not going to be like what you are thinking.

You are going to see a bunch of nudists senior citizens and out of shape people unless the planners have control of the clientele.

Nude beaches....bunch of old wrinkly nude muthafuckas......

100% TRUTH.

 

[EPDC]

Facts...

plus the fact that it's gonna be on a cruise. which is usually a collection of the most unattractive people travelling.....shit like a low budget all inclusive resort on the sea. AND you gonna be stuck on that shit for days without reprieve?

bare balls, butts and boxes hovering around the Buffets....

Naaaaaaah bruh....I'm good

 

[alexw]

I remember on a carnival Cruise we went on an excursion in St Martin. It wasn't advertised as a nude beach but once we arrived they told us half of the beach was nude and the other half wasn't. Well the nudist didn't get the memo that half of the beach wasn't for them.

There's nothing worse than trying to eat and some fucking shriveled up white couple walks by naked. All purple and shit shriveled up literally a fucking raisin. And that parade of nastiness doesn't end until you fucking leave.

I didn't see one person I would rate above a fucking one on a scale of 1 to 10.

 

[OutlawR.O.C.]

That whole trip would be uncomfortable as hell.

I'd be going out of my way to avoid bumping into other men and would be afraid to get on the elevators.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

They might need a lifetime supply of this

 

[tallblacknyc]

NJ has a nice nude beach. Lots more women of color nowadays.

I know some ny and nj strippers who be hitting it up sometimes

 

[djpolo]

imma PASS, when u do the math its not good. at least 1/2 the people on the boat will have dick and balls,the other 1/2 will have tits and pussy BUT at least 60% of that half will be what is considered unattractive physically either overweight,older or have some other physical attribute not attractive. that means if its a 100 people 50 will be dudes,50 women of that 50 33 will be non factor that leaves 17 and then of those 17 half of those will not be up to standards so that leaves less than 10. How many people are on a cruise? less than 10% fuckable is not good %

Bra, you broke that shit down.

 

[keith6]

Bra, you broke that shit down.

Steiner math?

 

[keith6]

How's the buffet? All you can eat ass? No bibs? Pass!

 

[Redbomber]

Ha

Is the nude beach at Haulover still there

Haulover beach is still doing nude…gotta a lil better with European visitors.

 

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