a.k.a. Miss Congenitaity. Even her nipple piercings have hearts on them. You can't get no happier than that! In the morning, she will make you pancakes with a happy face on them.
No-so-undercover freak
According to my calculations, if freak A has a 37% or greater resemblance to porn star Caramel, then freak A is 69% more likely to go home with you after the club.
The math don't lie!
Bar Tenders
Have you ever made a chocolate banana milkshake?
Ingredients: