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Tom Slick

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Was gonna say P is for piggy
But shit

P being for Pinky (the fat slob) works more accurately.
 

PsiBorg

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I imagine it's Christmas time and I'm vacationing in Utah. It's hella snowing... sub zero temperatures outside.
I have the fireplace lit... and I'm sipping on a "Hot Buttered Rum" and puffin' on something illegal.

I'm about to get into the bed, but I'm afraid to take my clothes off, because I know the room's chill is going to bite. I take my clothes off quickly, trying to out run the chill. I jump into the bed expecting it to feel like ice. But to my surprise Betty, Bertha, and Bathsheba have the bed warm and toasty from their body heat.

Betty snuggles up against me, placing her tiddies on my back (which I love by the way). Bathsheba kisses me on the forehead and cuddles me... sandwiching me between her and her sister. I drift off to sleep while Bertha puts on the Ohio Players "Heaven Must Be Like This."

Good Night, 'chall...

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