Nigga Breaks His Legs In Houston Mall

[YoungSinister]

The IG comments have me in tears

Niggas legs are twisted and mangled like a cartoon
At least the ice is keeping down he swelling

 

[illdog]

He did not fall...he crash landed..

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

This the second(?) time someone in a mall stealing from a store and jumping off the second level...

 

[meilmarc]

Called him Blankman lol

 

[tallblacknyc]

The stolen product looking at him like this

 

[Kemo07]

9.8m per second squared

 

[Aww Skeet Skeet!]

9.8m per second squared

Undefeated since forever

 

[Mello Mello]

 

[Hey Julian!]

It warms my heart.

 

[CPT Callamity]

That fool was on his phone still
I give the world 5 years.

 

[Deezz]

Called him Blankman lol

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

 

[dade305]

9.8m per second squared

F=ma

 

[Politic Negro]

I'd be like negro guess what I can do that you can't

 

[YoungSinister]

He broke both of his legs, his hip and his wrist
6 hours of surgery

 

[bgbtylvr]

He broke both of his legs, his hip and his risk
6 hours of surgery

Then jail.

 

[tallblacknyc]

He broke both of his legs, his hip and his risk
6 hours of surgery

Damn

 

[APOPHIS]

 

[christop]

Respectfully, dude has to be retarded.

 

[TEN]

Well he said stop playing with him

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Respectfully, dude has to be retarded.

He wasn't the first..

 

[Mixd]

Haven't been in years, but for those out here, heard Galleria has gotten really bad since covid. Saw social media posts warning about thieves robbing people in the parking lot and warning females to walk with protection like pepper spray or something to fight off dudes.

Sad times...

 

[34real]

Good for his retarded ass,he was laying there like that was it,walking was no more.

He still ended up with nothing

 

[bgbtylvr]

Good for his retarded ass,he was laying there like that was it,walking was no more.

He still ended up with nothing

He went viral. That’s not nothing!

 

[Allister]

Damn…

 

[BDR]

Damn…

Just about to post this

 

[Muttley]

Beyond stupid!

 

[Allister]

Just about to post this

Great minds!

 

[tallblacknyc]

Damn…

Shoplifter: I’m changing careers to street dancing

 

[YoungSinister]

Here’s a new angle
Nigga did the split like James Brown

 

[Deezz]

Found a video of this goofy nigga in rehab.

 

[dade305]

Here’s a new angle
Nigga did the split like James Brown

Hilarious

 

[D24OHA]

Here’s a new angle
Nigga did the split like James Brown

Just throw the damn product back at security and say you're leaving the mall and won't be back and actually fucking leave. Security isn't supposed to chase you outside of the mall. And those mfkrs are not in shape.
Get to the next block over, call a Uber, leave, change clothes then come back for your car (if you left one in the lot) before your car is the only one left.....

Hell better yet, JUST DON'T FUCKING STEAL!!

 

[Politic Negro]

We are so addicted to our phones. Idiot was still on it and it didn't look like a 911 call.

 

[Ceenote]