Nerd Time: What in your opinion is Capt. Kirk's best fight move?

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Double Fist Hammer Punch

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Weave your fingers together and awkwardly swing both hands from the hip. This is the iconic Captain James Tiberius Kirk finishing move.

Effective on all known bipedal life forms and guaranteed to probably break one of your fingers if used full force in reality.

The Kirk Judo Chop

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Judo is a form of grappling, but obviously that doesn't matter to Starfleet's finest barroom brawler.

So effective is this strike, that it can temporarily stun living gods (pictured above).

If performed from behind, it is apparently an immediately incapacitating blow.

Flying Stomp

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This one might actually work, if you could figure out a way to hurl your entire body towards an opponent feet first.

And you didn't mind knocking the wind out of yourself by slamming back first into the ground afterwards.

Still, catching 200 pounds of standard regulation Starfleet issue size 11 boots in the gut would make an impression or two.

Apparently, flipping off an interior corridor wall increases the effectiveness of this attack by 1000%.



How could anything be more effective for our Capt. James T. Kirk than: the dreaded Ear-Slap ?

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But then again, there are those special circumstances
that require a bit more…finesse.

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And then, if all the odds are against him, Capt. Kirk
always seems to have the ability to pull one out
and deliver a strike.

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yes, I was hard pressed to choose just one among so many,
I offer up the top three.


How could you forget the famous Kirk butt slam? The most deadly attack invented by mankind:

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That’s actually a war crime due to its sheer brutality, and the crew of the Enterprise conspired together to hide Kirk’s use of it from Starfleet.
 

Double Fist Hammer Punch

main-qimg-00137e2ac53873ec2c6a04b88c8d3eac-lq

Weave your fingers together and awkwardly swing both hands from the hip. This is the iconic Captain James Tiberius Kirk finishing move.

Effective on all known bipedal life forms and guaranteed to probably break one of your fingers if used full force in reality.

The Kirk Judo Chop

main-qimg-2f6a8efbe9ebf14da82478070f234c9c.webp

Judo is a form of grappling, but obviously that doesn't matter to Starfleet's finest barroom brawler.

So effective is this strike, that it can temporarily stun living gods (pictured above).

If performed from behind, it is apparently an immediately incapacitating blow.

Flying Stomp

main-qimg-661b26b312bb335a314815e33a11102a-pjlq

This one might actually work, if you could figure out a way to hurl your entire body towards an opponent feet first.

And you didn't mind knocking the wind out of yourself by slamming back first into the ground afterwards.

Still, catching 200 pounds of standard regulation Starfleet issue size 11 boots in the gut would make an impression or two.

Apparently, flipping off an interior corridor wall increases the effectiveness of this attack by 1000%.



How could anything be more effective for our Capt. James T. Kirk than: the dreaded Ear-Slap ?

main-qimg-37ff67f2088c5862f0193d718ae46412

But then again, there are those special circumstances
that require a bit more…finesse.

main-qimg-d7f457e6010ec296fa64fabeb60863bb

And then, if all the odds are against him, Capt. Kirk
always seems to have the ability to pull one out
and deliver a strike.

main-qimg-8e5162445fb3f9edca2635b058534b7e

yes, I was hard pressed to choose just one among so many,
I offer up the top three.


How could you forget the famous Kirk butt slam? The most deadly attack invented by mankind:

main-qimg-4a5f50cf55d5d7a716725a4b0662b41e



That’s actually a war crime due to its sheer brutality, and the crew of the Enterprise conspired together to hide Kirk’s use of it from Starfleet.
The deadliest move was definitely the “Ass Face”.

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