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My company is running a website blocker named SurfControl blocker so I can't get movies from sites such as megaupload, zshare, sexuploader etc... I'm asking the fam for help on how to bypass that shit per HNIC, how can I get around this stupid block?
 
addiction?

is work that stressful/boring whereas you have to beat off under your desk?
maybe you should find a better job.
like dude said....just wait till you get home.
 
why not wait till you get home to look at porn?
something is wrong with you to risk your job to look at something that will always be there 24/7.

get a life and woman.
 
Every time I turn on the news someone is getting fired for having porn on the company's computer....If you can't stay away from it use your phone and access porn from there...Start bone'n one of your co-workers. Just DONT download PORN at work.:smh:
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My company is running a website blocker named SurfControl blocker so I can't get movies from sites such as megaupload, zshare, sexuploader etc... I'm asking the fam for help on how to bypass that shit per HNIC, how can I get around this stupid block?

Use a USB Stick and use program CEEDO. It won't leave a trace of anything you've done. :yes:
 
Nigga Get A Home Computer Or A Better Job!!!!

And Dont Beat Off At Your Desk... Hahahhahahhhah
 
The Company I work for don't care about me getting porn they were just pissed at the folks who took up much of the server bandwith with their streaming video/ audio, youtube, XM/ Sirius etc... Not porn!!!! Hey fellas sad too say this shit isn't really for me its for my boss (25.20) who pays me $xxxxx amount per year to keep his collection up.
 
only thing blocked at my job is file transfers from AIM, client software like torrents and limewire

porn sites, megaupload etc are all ok

as long as you dont have pictures of gia rubbing her tits open on your screen when your boss comes in to discuss new deadlines :lol:


i usually download software and movies and then take them home

thats why i hate password protected files.. by the time i open them i forget where i got it from and what the password is


please people stop paqssword protecting porn and illegal music and movies
 
The Company I work for don't care about me getting porn they were just pissed at the folks who took up much of the server bandwith with their streaming video/ audio, youtube, XM/ Sirius etc... Not porn!!!! Hey fellas sad too say this shit isn't really for me its for my boss (25.20) who pays me $xxxxx amount per year to keep his collection up.

If you aint working for a porn company then YOU AND YOUR BOSS WILL BE FIRED. MATTER OF FACT THE BOSS WILL COVER HIS ASS AND YOU WILL BE FIRED.. :lol::lol::lol: downloading porn also uses bandwidth if you never knew before :smh: .. try looking up computer ethics at the work place .
 
Spend the time you spending tryin to break through the filters on your network and find a nice lil 22 yr old @ the job and try to hit. Don't send yahoo msgs, aim or emails from work computers. Young chicks like txt msgs plus the network guys will be readin and clownin ya monkey azz worse than anything you seen on bgol if you put ya weak game out on the network...

You'll still end up getting fired but at least you'll have a better story to tell. I got canned for trying to download porn won't go over too well. I got fired for fuckin the bad lil broad in HR sounds a lil better.

...or you could stop gambling w/ your paycheck and just do your job.
 
You all fail to realize is that I won't get fired over porn in the office. The surfcontrol block was to appease some of our clients. But the three owners don't give two rats shits about d/ling porn. Hell we even caught one of the three owners at a strip joint we was during lunch.
 
You all fail to realize is that I won't get fired over porn in the office. The surfcontrol block was to appease some of our clients. But the three owners don't give two rats shits about d/ling porn. Hell we even caught one of the three owners at a strip joint we was during lunch.

even if you cant get fired its the principle of the situation.

your feening for something that u can get when u go home.


thats like niggas camping out for a porno DVD to dropp, while calling sick on a workday.:smh:
 
Man jobs are hard to come by and I seen many at my job fired for just Ebay, I mean we got a guy who has been too drunk to show up for work and was found passed out one time he got fired only to get re hired a month later after he served time for his 2nd DUI ( ofcourse he was white) The people who got fired for Ebay and checking email on company time where Black or spanish so with that being said be careful they will use any excuse to get rid of your minority ass.​
 
If you can't wait until you get home then you have a serious problem. If it's that serious, go to your local cell phone store and pick up a smart phone so you can play pocket pool when you're supposed to be getting those TPS reports together... hype

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This is equivalent to Vick's dogfighting, even though he knew it was wrong he still did it. What is it with this I can't get caught attitude. The Man will catch your ass and you will be fired... dump simp!!!:angry::angry::smh::smh::smh::eek::eek::eek:


:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: Wait till you get home!
 
You all fail to realize is that I won't get fired over porn in the office. The surfcontrol block was to appease some of our clients. But the three owners don't give two rats shits about d/ling porn. Hell we even caught one of the three owners at a strip joint we was during lunch.


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: .
 
I don't get why people dl porn at work, you need help if you can't wait 8 hours. Your boss is covering himself by having you get it, if something goes does down, the logs will point to you. Some guy actually sued his company when he got fired for dl porn, said he was suffering from a medical condition.

:lol::lol::lol:

I wonder what your boss is doing in his office with all that porn...
 
As you can see... the consensus is that you should wait until you get home.

Don't be a big dummy and look at porn at work.

ESPECIALLY if they took the time to have it blocked, that means that the admin are probably watching. Your ass will get fired if you start fucking around with their shit.

Just wait till you get home man.
 
My company is running a website blocker named SurfControl blocker so I can't get movies from sites such as megaupload, zshare, sexuploader etc... I'm asking the fam for help on how to bypass that shit per HNIC, how can I get around this stupid block?

Dude for real.... slow down.
 
Man you have a serious problem. While you suppose to be working you are thinking about downloading porn and you are angry because they have blocked all of the porn downloading websites. I beleive that you may be addicted to the stuff. Please go get some help. How hard is it to wait till you get home from work to look at all of the porn you need on the internet.
 
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