NASA confirms China physically altered the earth

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0.06 microseconds but I feel that shit

 

[lightbright]

I feel myself aging already




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[Big Tex]

Well, every time a satellite goes into orbit, it slows the spin of the Earth a minuscule bit, so this isn't new.

 

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I mean the earth is flat anyways but you ain't heard that from me cause I ain't one to gossip