My Vagina Monologue (article on why we don't talk about BIG vaginas)
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throwback bump...
She had a big pussy...real real big kid
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I like a little friction not too wet then I can't really feel nothing not too dry where I can't hump fast or change up my stroke speed. I need a good balance. 
Some girls get so wet I have to take it out and wipe it off frequently before putting it back in. I prefer when it's a nice thick wetness that makes a frothy pussy cream on my dick.
Some girls get so wet I have to take it out and wipe it off frequently before putting it back in. I prefer when it's a nice thick wetness that makes a frothy pussy cream on my dick.
I like a little friction not too wet then I can't really feel nothing not too dry where I can't hump fast or change up my stroke speed. I need a good balance.
Some girls get so wet I have to take it out and wipe it off frequently before putting it back in. I prefer when it's a nice thick wetness that makes a frothy pussy cream on my dick.
i agree bro..
it's amazing to me how women do NOT know their own bodies. 
women think that all women are created equal... saying shit like, "what does she have that i don't have... it's just a hole... men penetrate and get off."
here's where their logic falls off: they KNOW men come in different shapes and sizes, but they ASSUME all women are exactly the same shape, size, feel, etc.
nature doesn't work that way. women get aroused and elongate to accommodate an erect penis, get wet to prevent any ripping or tearing from thrusting.
what they don't realize is that just like some men get big... or big big... some women get deep or very deep, or "man... cot damn where is the bottom?" deep.
i know grown women, with children, who do NOT know what kegel exercises are... or why they need to do them.
i also know grown women who know what they are and do NOT give a fuck about doing them... saying, "it is what it is."
shit is pitiful.
women think that all women are created equal... saying shit like, "what does she have that i don't have... it's just a hole... men penetrate and get off."
here's where their logic falls off: they KNOW men come in different shapes and sizes, but they ASSUME all women are exactly the same shape, size, feel, etc.
nature doesn't work that way. women get aroused and elongate to accommodate an erect penis, get wet to prevent any ripping or tearing from thrusting.
what they don't realize is that just like some men get big... or big big... some women get deep or very deep, or "man... cot damn where is the bottom?" deep.
i know grown women, with children, who do NOT know what kegel exercises are... or why they need to do them.
i also know grown women who know what they are and do NOT give a fuck about doing them... saying, "it is what it is."
shit is pitiful.
it's amazing to me how women do NOT know their own bodies.
women think that all women are created equal... saying shit like, "what does she have that i don't have... it's just a hole... men penetrate and get off."
here's where their logic falls off: they KNOW men come in different shapes and sizes, but they ASSUME all women are exactly the same shape, size, feel, etc.
nature doesn't work that way. women get aroused and elongate to accommodate an erect penis, get wet to prevent any ripping or tearing from thrusting.
what they don't realize is that just like some men get big... or big big... some women get deep or very deep, or "man... cot damn where is the bottom?" deep.
i know grown women, with children, who do NOT know what kegel exercises are... or why they need to do them.
i also know grown women who know what they are and do NOT give a fuck about doing them... saying, "it is what it is."
shit is pitiful.
http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?p=14432547#post14432547
WTF is this shit? And why the hell is a MAN doing a vagina monologue?
It's almost always skinny girls for some reason. Had one. A nurse. Pussy farted and snooted. Had me thinking it was me but since I was cheating on her, I knew that wasn't the case. Then one day, doggystyle, I realized her taint was blowed out too. She was giving up the booty to make up for tube sock Pussy. Hard to break up it off. Nasty bitch.
I miss her.
I miss her.
If you REALIZED her asshole was blown out and didn't KNOW, that means she played you and someone else was getting 3 holes to your 2.
The Kamasutra speaks on it, and that sex manual is over 2 thousand years old. It actually recognizes three different kinds of female pussies: The Deer (small), The Mare (medium), and The Elephant (large). It also notes the particular kind of dick that is compatible to each pussy for successful sexual unions and emotional relationships.
I'm going to tell you like this.
Size matters bottom line....however....it is relative to THAT woman.
Some people act like all pussy is a standard size and only dick comes in variety
Not all women want the same thing...pun intended.
Also when a female says she whats a big dick, she doesn't mean that. What she means is she wants a dick that is right for her and that she is comfortable with, she just calls it "big".
Woman "A"'s big might be average to woman "B" and too big for woman "C"....Females ain't out there measuring dicks people, so don't believe the hype.
So be happy with what you got and just find the woman that is right for you...as long as you know how to fuck then you will be alright. Remember sex with females is 70% mental 20% technique and only 10% physical.
If you meet a bitch and she say you are "inadequate" keep it moving and be on to the next one.
I've never had these problems but hey....everyone ain't blessed
This...
it's amazing to me how women do NOT know their own bodies.
women think that all women are created equal... saying shit like, "what does she have that i don't have... it's just a hole... men penetrate and get off."
here's where their logic falls off: they KNOW men come in different shapes and sizes, but they ASSUME all women are exactly the same shape, size, feel, etc.
nature doesn't work that way. women get aroused and elongate to accommodate an erect penis, get wet to prevent any ripping or tearing from thrusting.
what they don't realize is that just like some men get big... or big big... some women get deep or very deep, or "man... cot damn where is the bottom?" deep.
i know grown women, with children, who do NOT know what kegel exercises are... or why they need to do them.
i also know grown women who know what they are and do NOT give a fuck about doing them... saying, "it is what it is."
shit is pitiful.
...and this.
Yo, I can't be mad. I wasn't really into anal then. Now when I'm hitting doggystle I'm doin Zod recon.If you REALIZED her asshole was blown out and didn't KNOW, that means she played you and someone else was getting 3 holes to your 2.
Well said. But what do women really HAVE to know? They can pass all their failures on others. They don't need to know how much show tickets cost they ain't paying for em. Most have eaten a 5 star restaurants and don't know what that Shit cost. They can say men can't afford all types of Shit they've never had to be able to afford. Same goes with sex. They can say our sex is whack, but never speak up to what they want and need. They can say they cheated because we cheated. They can say our dick isn't big enough when their Pussy is actually enormous. They can be fat and say we judge them for being fat and never do anything about it. It's an endless list.
They can pass all their failures on others. They don't need to know how much show tickets cost they ain't paying for em. Most have eaten a 5 star restaurants and don't know what that Shit cost. They can say men can't afford all types of Shit they've never had to be able to afford. Same goes with sex. They can say our sex is whack, but never speak up to what they want and need. They can say they cheated because we cheated. They can say our dick isn't big enough when their Pussy is actually enormous. They can be fat and say we judge them for being fat and never do anything about it. It's an endless list. it's amazing to me how women do NOT know their own bodies.
women think that all women are created equal... saying shit like, "what does she have that i don't have... it's just a hole... men penetrate and get off."
here's where their logic falls off: they KNOW men come in different shapes and sizes, but they ASSUME all women are exactly the same shape, size, feel, etc.
nature doesn't work that way. women get aroused and elongate to accommodate an erect penis, get wet to prevent any ripping or tearing from thrusting.
what they don't realize is that just like some men get big... or big big... some women get deep or very deep, or "man... cot damn where is the bottom?" deep.
i know grown women, with children, who do NOT know what kegel exercises are... or why they need to do them.
i also know grown women who know what they are and do NOT give a fuck about doing them... saying, "it is what it is."
shit is pitiful.
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lif...g-as-a-normal-vagina-scientists-conclude.html
There is no such thing as a 'normal' vagina, scientists conclude
DECCAN CHRONICLE
PublishedJun 30, 2018, 10:40 am IST
UpdatedJun 30, 2018, 2:26 pm IST
The conclusion comes after largest of its kind study of vulvas amid rise in young women getting surgery to tighten genitalia.
The rate of women getting operations to nip and tuck their vaginas has boomed in recent years.
There really is no 'normal' vagina is the conclusion of the largest study ever conducted on vulvas and their dimensions in a bid to identify what other medical papers mean when they refer to 'normal' vulvas.
Swiss researchers measured the inner and outer labia, clitoris, vaginal opening and perineum of 650 white women between the ages of 15 and 84 and came to the conclusion that there was so much variation in every category that even offering an 'average' would woefully misrepresent most women.
The findings have been hailed important for women amid a steady rise in the rate of labiaplasties - surgical operations on the female genitalia, usually to reduce the size of the labia.
The rate of women getting operations to nip and tuck their vaginas has boomed in recent years.
A labiaplasty is performed on the external part of the vagina, sculpting and removing excess tissue, as well as evening out the labia minora (inner lips). Some doctors remove excess tissue around the clitoris (called prepuce reduction), though most avoid this due to the risk of nerve damage.
There is no such thing as a 'normal' vagina, scientists conclude
DECCAN CHRONICLE
PublishedJun 30, 2018, 10:40 am IST
UpdatedJun 30, 2018, 2:26 pm IST
The conclusion comes after largest of its kind study of vulvas amid rise in young women getting surgery to tighten genitalia.
The rate of women getting operations to nip and tuck their vaginas has boomed in recent years.
There really is no 'normal' vagina is the conclusion of the largest study ever conducted on vulvas and their dimensions in a bid to identify what other medical papers mean when they refer to 'normal' vulvas.
Swiss researchers measured the inner and outer labia, clitoris, vaginal opening and perineum of 650 white women between the ages of 15 and 84 and came to the conclusion that there was so much variation in every category that even offering an 'average' would woefully misrepresent most women.
The findings have been hailed important for women amid a steady rise in the rate of labiaplasties - surgical operations on the female genitalia, usually to reduce the size of the labia.
The rate of women getting operations to nip and tuck their vaginas has boomed in recent years.
A labiaplasty is performed on the external part of the vagina, sculpting and removing excess tissue, as well as evening out the labia minora (inner lips). Some doctors remove excess tissue around the clitoris (called prepuce reduction), though most avoid this due to the risk of nerve damage.
If her pussy too big I tell em...fuck her feelings...its a reason why these hoix dont have a man...most of the good pussy is gone...they be first round draft picks...mostly sloppy pussy is what's left out here..and I average around 40 to 50 new bishes a year...out of every 10 bishes..you would be lucky to find that tight wet pussy 2 times..20 percent of bishes got that good shit..everything else is a sham...married bishes prolly got the best...lmao..brah
We Asked a Gyno About ‘WAP’
By Rachel Handler
“Men are constantly bragging about how hard their dicks are and how long they are, but women don’t get to brag about how wet they are.” Photo: YouTube
You know the part in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman nearly dies but then John Travolta gives her a shot of adrenaline to the heart and she wakes up gasping and screaming? This barely approximates my reaction to “WAP,” the new song from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which dropped on Friday and woke me from months of pandemic-induced depressive pseudo-slumber. I am not afraid to declare that this song is freaking perfect. Lyrically, it is Shakespeare by way of Pornhub — an evocative, comedic tour de force, an enviable mastery of both tone and form. Sonically, it is the very embodiment of filthy, delirious joy, a paean to loving your vagina so much that you must dance about it with friends and tigers in a shallow indoor pool.
This weekend, as I listened to “WAP” 400 times and evangelized about it to anyone who would listen, including those in my immediate biological family, I also watched it become a vessel for the banal, performative rage of sad and horny Republicans. After conservative commentator Ben Shapiro tweeted that his “doctor wife” had diagnosed a WAP as a dangerous medical condition, it occurred to me that it might be fun to speak to an actual medical expert in WAPs, both to weigh in on the truly idiotic discourse and to get her unique take on the song’s important message (that WAPS are great). So I reached out to Dr. Lauren Streicher — medical director of the Northwestern Medicine Center for Sexual Medicine and Menopause and author of Sex Rx: Hormones, Health, and Your Best Sex Ever, and also my mom’s boss — to ask about her impressions of the song, its accuracy in reflecting WAP culture, whether Shapiro’s doctor wife should have her license revoked, and whether we should be concerned about hitting that little dangly thing that swings in the back of our throats.
So what did you think of the song?
Certainly, as a gynecologist, we all know that vaginal lubrication is a good and healthy thing. It means your body is responding in the way it’s supposed to be responding. And it’s as matter-of-fact as a guy talking about getting an erection. When we talk about arousal, that’s what happens to men, and this is what happens to women. From a gynecologic point of view, this is just talking about normal physiology, normal response. And what’s so unusual about it, of course, is that “nice” women don’t talk about this. Men are constantly bragging about how hard their dicks are and how long they are, but women don’t get to brag about how wet they are. When it really is actually the same thing, saying, “I’m a sexy woman, and I’m responding and this is my response, just like you have your response!” I don’t find it offensive, but it’s also not that interesting, frankly. It’s just another day at the office. It was kind of catchy.
I want to run some of the specific lyrics by you to see if they feel evocative and true. What did you think of “macaroni in the pot” as a descriptor for a wet vagina?
“Macaroni in the pot.” I don’t know. I think the idea of something being really slippery … I spend a lot of time in my writing using that kind of visualization to describe things, and it’s funny because I use food a lot when I talk about the body. I just finished writing a thing about the intestines being like spaghetti and your ovaries being like meatballs. I like the idea, but I think it’s kind of a false equivalency to say it’s like macaroni in the pot. I don’t know if that’s what I would use. I’d go with “juicy peach,” which is something you see a lot more of. It’s more the idea of something juicy, as opposed to slippery macaroni. As somebody who looks at a lot of vaginas, that visualization has never entered my head.
Can you explain more about the peach analogy?
Something juicy — there’s moisture, glistening. Those are the kinds of words that we use. I’ll say to someone, “Your tissue looks very healthy and moist, and there’s some nice glistening there, which is what we want to see.” That’s what you’d see in a juicy peach, as opposed to buttery macaroni. I don’t know. I’m thinking of worms. [Laughs] It’s not a good visual for me.
I do want to talk about the idea of health. There’s been a bit of “dry vagina” backlash online, where people accuse Cardi and Meg of shaming women for not having WAPs. Did you read it that way?
I didn’t read it as shaming. We have a whole spectrum here. There are a lot of women who have a lot of moisture and lubrication, and others not so much. It’s all normal as long as someone is able to have pain-free intercourse when they choose to. I don’t look at it as shaming — if it’s too wet, you’re shaming someone; if it’s too dry, you’re shaming someone else? Well, these women get very aroused, and they have a lot of wetness! Okay! They’re not shaming the women that don’t. Do you read it that way?
I don’t.
They’re talking about their own experience. And, if anything, they’re normalizing the fact that “Hey, ladies, this is something that happens, and this is normal.” This wasn’t about squirting, but there are a lot of women who squirt when they have an orgasm. And there’s this whole thing about “I’m so embarrassed, and what are people gonna think?” It’s about recognizing a spectrum of normal that has nothing to do with shaming someone who doesn’t fit within the description that someone is giving of their experience.
It’s a singular experience. They’re not speaking for all women.
Right. They’re not saying, “If you don’t have a wet vagina, there’s something wrong with you.” They’re saying, “This is my experience.” And that’s fine. That’s great. Because there are a lot of women who come into the clinic all the time, saying, “I have an abnormal discharge.” We’ll sit with them and go through the list — the color, blah blah blah. And basically, they’re completely normal. And our job is to tell them, “No. What you’re experiencing is healthy and normal. You have this perception that you shouldn’t have wetness or any discharge.” And that’s why we spend time talking about what’s normal and what’s not. We talk about “perceived” abnormal discharge versus actual abnormal discharge. Because this whole god-awful feminine-hygiene industry has popped up telling everyone your vagina is supposed to smell like an English garden, and not have any stains on your underwear, or there’s something wrong with you! Talk about shaming! The whole feminine-hygiene industry is shaming women. This isn’t shaming. This is expressing their experience of normal.
Speaking of which, Ben Shapiro tweeted that his “doctor wife” said a WAP indicates bacterial vaginosis, among other things. What do you make of that?
The problem with what he’s saying is that there’s a difference between someone saying, “I have an abnormal discharge, I have a huge volume of moisture all the time.” These women are saying they’re sexually aroused! So they get very wet. That’s normal. That’s the flaw in his reasoning. To be wet when you’re aroused is normal.
Over the years, as songs like this have become more a part of the dominant culture, are you seeing less shame around women talking about these sorts of things in your office, this idea of women’s sexual arousal?
It’s hard to say. We have a really skewed population; the women that come to us are coming because of problems. It’s not a general gynecologic center. So I’d say there’s more willingness to talk about what’s normal and what’s not. But people come to us ready and willing to talk about all of this stuff. But we also normalize it by asking about it when they walk in the door. We normalize it too. But I think it depends on which population you’re talking to. Certainly, in your home, which is very much like my home, we talk about this stuff all the time and don’t think twice about it. But walk into an Evangelical home and it might be a little different.
What do you think of the song?
I love it. I think it’s really funny and clever and irreverent. And the video is a delight.
I was surprised how much I enjoyed watching the video. There is a tongue-in-cheek-ness about it. They’re having fun with it. And the lack of shame is so refreshing. And I think this is one that people are going to respond to, both men and women. And I hope that’s what they were going for. That women say, “Yep, that’s me!” And men are saying, “Damn! Okay.”
At one point, Cardi B says, “I do a kegel while it’s inside.” But it’s my understanding that not every woman should be doing kegels, that we’ve been sold a false bill of goods about everyone needing to do kegels — for some women, it’ll exacerbate some conditions rather than help. How do you feel about this line as general wisdom?
I think it’s okay because she’s not really doing a kegel. She’s sitting there squeezing. She’s contracting to give herself pleasure and to give him pleasure. What I was thinking when I heard that was, I’m an active participant. I’m not just a vessel. The reason you’re having such a good time, sir, is because I am squeezing your dick.
What did you think when she says, “I want you to park your big Mack truck right in this little garage”? Is there any danger involved in that sort of size differential?
Some women worry that their vaginas are too big. And again, I don’t think they mean to be vagina shaming. I think they’re just trying to say, “I’m enjoying this too” and “Come on in!” But if women have a partner that’s larger than what they’re used to, we tell them, “The vagina is amazing in what it can accommodate, including a nine-pound baby. So if you’re unable to accommodate this [penis], it doesn’t mean you’re too small; it just means this person is bigger than what you’ve had to accommodate before.” Sometimes the vagina panics, and it goes, “You’re not coming in here!” And the muscle contracts. So we do a lot of dilator therapy. A lot of people think it’s to stretch out the vagina, the tissue. It’s not. It gets the pelvic-floor muscles to relax. My point being, someone might have a situation where they think, Oh my God, it’s too big, it’s not gonna fit, and that’s something that we can certainly fix.
When she raps about “touch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat” — is that medically advisable?
As long as she can breathe. Problem is if his balls are obstructing her nose. That could be dangerous. But no, it’s not dangerous. Just listen to your body. If it’s uncomfortable and you can’t breathe, then let them know and push them off. But in general, no. Not dangerous. I think also, in most cases — remember Deep Throat? That’s what it reminded me of. Most people on the receiving end of oral sex, with a [partner’s] big penis, it’s not going in that deep. But if it does, it’s not like something terrible is gonna happen.
What do you think about the Republican politicians who’ve decided to weigh in on this song?
I think they need to get a life. I feel the same way about them getting involved in reproductive rights or anything else having to do with someone’s uterus or bedroom. This isn’t political.
Will you listen to the song again?
I might. I might. I really liked the video. I thought it was very funny and very well done. Very well produced. Whoever produced it really did a fine job.
Will it be your office theme song?
It could be. We have another theme song: When we opened, we had a Sex Rx band, and my husband wrote a song for us. I’ll share it with you.
Maybe you can just have the video playing in the lobby as patients wait to be seen.
Hmm. Northwestern wouldn’t go for that. They won’t even let me sell lubricant or sex toys.
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lif...g-as-a-normal-vagina-scientists-conclude.html
There is no such thing as a 'normal' vagina, scientists conclude
DECCAN CHRONICLE
PublishedJun 30, 2018, 10:40 am IST
UpdatedJun 30, 2018, 2:26 pm IST
The conclusion comes after largest of its kind study of vulvas amid rise in young women getting surgery to tighten genitalia.
The rate of women getting operations to nip and tuck their vaginas has boomed in recent years.
There really is no 'normal' vagina is the conclusion of the largest study ever conducted on vulvas and their dimensions in a bid to identify what other medical papers mean when they refer to 'normal' vulvas.
Swiss researchers measured the inner and outer labia, clitoris, vaginal opening and perineum of 650 white women between the ages of 15 and 84 and came to the conclusion that there was so much variation in every category that even offering an 'average' would woefully misrepresent most women.
The findings have been hailed important for women amid a steady rise in the rate of labiaplasties - surgical operations on the female genitalia, usually to reduce the size of the labia.
The rate of women getting operations to nip and tuck their vaginas has boomed in recent years.
A labiaplasty is performed on the external part of the vagina, sculpting and removing excess tissue, as well as evening out the labia minora (inner lips). Some doctors remove excess tissue around the clitoris (called prepuce reduction), though most avoid this due to the risk of nerve damage.
I must concur with the scientist. What is a normal pussy supposed to be? From this thread alone we can conclude there's no such thing as a normal pussy. We've all experienced different women. My preference vs. another man's is guaranteed to be different.
There's the pussy that feels just right usually orgasmic, wetter than others vs. the bigger, looser maybe deeper less orgasmic type. Based upon my past experiences I prefer the women with the more dynamic personalities, competitive, athletic types, IMO they have the best pussy. None of you may feel that way. Yet that's my preference. Am I wrong?
