Movies: Bay Promises Transformers 5 Is His Last in Saga UPDATE: He's BACK!!!!

[playahaitian]

Michael Bay Confirms Transformers 5Involvement, Promises His Resolution Is To Stay Away From the Saga Like Someone Trying to Quit Junk Food

New Year, new Bay: In an interview promoting 13 Hours in Rolling Stone, the heavy-hitting helmer officially confirmed heis directing the next Transformers — even though, like you, he has trouble remembering which number they're on. But that's the last of it. (The news comes a few months after Bay took to Twitter to let everyone know he was a maybe.) "I'm doing Transformers ... 5, is it?" he said, of the film slated for summer 2017, likely with Mark Wahlberg. "Transformers, I still have a great time. It's fun to do a movie that 100 million people will see. But this is the last one. I have to pass the reins to someone else." Bay, who has made all of them so far, has already said this before, and he's aware of that. "It's time to move on," he added, sounding like someone halfway through a bag of Hot Cheetos. "One more." Happy New Year.

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...a-gritty-movie-about-benghazi-20160104?page=6

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Thats what he said about Dark of The Moon and Age Of Extinction

 

[tallblacknyc]

he's spending more time on his teenage transformers ninja turtle series... shredderaton, rockscream, bewave..optimus splinter

 

[Dr. Truth]

Nobody cares.

 

[EPDC]

I was done paying for these movies after Dark of the Moon (which I actually liked). Fuck this dude.

 

[nibbs]

Screw this guy for mud stomping my better childhood memories.

 

[8/11Streetz]

you promise nigga!

 

[simonmarcel]

5 movies too late

 

[Built4Life]

He ain't gonna stop. Those shitty movies mae a killing. It is not like he is going to stop making shitty movies.

 

[TruDat]

I feel like this when I read the article

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

5 movies too late

I've seen all of them. They were all great.

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

He ain't gonna stop. Those shitty movies mae a killing. It is not like he is going to stop making shitty movies.

When are we going to get a bad boys 3? Make it 4 hours, and have fuck used 67000 times in the first hour.

 

[Dirtylakerie]

you promise nigga!

I ony saw 1.5 of them shits. No more no less.

 

[LennyNero1972]

I enjoyed all of them but Age of Extinction was little too long, no need for a 3 hour Transformer flick.

 

[Built4Life]

When are we going to get a bad boys 3? Make it 4 hours, and have fuck used 67000 times in the first hour.

He ain't making that shit when Transformers is clearing over a bill. I wish he would. Then he can focus on more sistas asses and not have to be juvenile about it.

 

[tallblacknyc]

I've seen all of them. They were all great.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Can we get that shit in writing....

And STILL......



It ain't even close.

*two cents *

 

[tallblacknyc]

Can we get that shit in writing....

And STILL....

*two cents *

 

[tallblacknyc]

still the funniest remix to this shit and prob 1 of the funniest parts of boogie nites especially 53 sec mark when that nig was dancing in the background

 

[geechiedan]

that shits a saga???

 

[Naha-Nago]

still the funniest remix to this shit and prob 1 of the funniest parts of boogie nites especially 53 sec mark when that nig was dancing in the background

*two cents *

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

i watched 2 of them.
no idea he was up to 5
he has someone's family at ransom at this point. that's how he gets funded.

 

[Rollie_Fingaz]

Let him walk. He shouldn't be hard to replace:

 

[pollux]

First one was good. Better than I expected. Dark of the Moon was decent, not awful. Rise of the Fallen was absolute trash. Age of Extinction made Rise of the Fallen look like the Godfather in comparison. I can actually say that Age of Extinction was the worst movie I have ever saw. Period, point blank.

 

[pollux]

Now that Joss Wheadon is done with Marvel, if I'm the head of the studio, I'm bringing him aboard to reboot the franchise. Him or J.J. Abrams.

 

[tallblacknyc]

First one was good. Better than I expected. Dark of the Moon was decent, not awful. Rise of the Fallen was absolute trash. Age of Extinction made Rise of the Fallen look like the Godfather in comparison. I can actually say that Age of Extinction was the worst movie I have ever saw. Period, point blank.

 

[Darth Furious]

First one was good. Better than I expected. Dark of the Moon was decent, not awful. Rise of the Fallen was absolute trash. Age of Extinction made Rise of the Fallen look like the Godfather in comparison. I can actually say that Age of Extinction was the worst movie I have ever saw. Period, point blank.

CO SIGN.


There were a lot of avenues I thought they were going to go down after the first movie. Writers have arcs to follow and comic book geeks are petty and cartoon watchers are nostalgic but there are rules. The rules are:

1. Autobots evolve into looking more humanoid. Like their Gen 1 selves. Decepticons could care less. No more lips.
2. Bumblebee would get his voice back and act like a grown ass robot, not a pet.
3. Why kill Jazz? Fuck it then replace him with Blaster. Give the token robots some love.
4. Have Prowl and Black Out face off - one dirty cop vs the good cop.
5. Fake story treatment for Transformers 2 was brilliant and better than anything they did for real.
6. Wanna kill Prime in Transformers 2? Fine. Don't bring him back until the next fucking movie. Period.
7. Kill Megatron also? Fine. Change his fucking design. Don't bring him back as a fucking truck.
8. Oh yeah. Give the robots real dialogue. And more lines. The budget will allow it if we have...
9. Less humans. We don't give a shit. Just show the robots in alternate mood, they can still speak. Period.
10. Megatron is now Galvatron? Humans can't fucking do it. We are infantile to aliens. Not intelligent enough.
11. Doing product placement? Fine. Make it cool. Write better scenes to fit. No Dew robots or PlayStation monsters.
12. Where the fuck is HotRod (Luke Skywalker, Knight Rider) and Kup (Wolverine, Fred Sanford) at, still on Beta 4?
13. Don't fuck with Arcee, the ONLY prevalent female bot in the classic film. Just add more female robot characters.
14. Making Sentinel Prime the bad guy is like making Obi Wan Kenobi the bad guy. Fuck you Michael Bay.
15. Twins? Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Period. Keep it moving.
16. Rumble died? Replace with Frenzy. Replace Laserbeak with Ratbat. Replace Brains with Perceptor. Move on.
17. Give Starscream a real moment to betray Megatron. Then give Galvatron revenge on Starscream in the next movie.
18. The Fallen is a God. Not fodder to die in one movie. Period. Respect the power of the bad guys.
19. Ultra Magnus, a white version of Prime with a car carrier for armor. Easy. Simple. Do it. Then kill him.
20. You can alter the INTERNAL transforming sound effect anyway you want but DO NOT REMOVE IT.


I can go up to a hundred and one reasons with this shit with ease. And that's off the top of my head. I HAD to take my kids to see the last two. The third one tried to do better but it was just too much. The fourth one had BAD ASS TRAILERS and Prime started out looking like Old School Prime. Then the script just got me and in less than twenty minutes I felt like throwing up and my son fell asleep twice. He was lost, the thrill was over. I seen people just get up and walk out half way through. Horrible in every single way and the world is full of idiots and mindless fuckboys that paid to see this shit and push it to the money it made. I just don't get it. Really. Not at all. And I am... was... a Michael Bay fan.

Its also clear that Spielberg had NO attachment to the films, only in title and that means they just let Bay do whatever the fuck he wanted. Without Bruckheimer to reel him in, every film from his succession has been worst and worst...

And I give Bad Boys 2 a pass but it ain't as tightly edited, streamlined and groundbreakin as the first, its overdone and bloated.



Fuck Michael Bay.

Really.

From a butt hurt, pissed off fanboy.





oNE

 

[playahaitian]

 

[debovette]

Next one is supposed to have Unicron in it.... I can only wonder how that will get fucced up....

 

["THE MAN"]

If you liked the 2nd one, never speak on movies ever again.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

CO SIGN.


There were a lot of avenues I thought they were going to go down after the first movie. Writers have arcs to follow and comic book geeks are petty and cartoon watchers are nostalgic but there are rules. The rules are:

1. Autobots evolve into looking more humanoid. Like their Gen 1 selves. Decepticons could care less. No more lips.
2. Bumblebee would get his voice back and act like a grown ass robot, not a pet.
3. Why kill Jazz? Fuck it then replace him with Blaster. Give the token robots some love.
4. Have Prowl and Black Out face off - one dirty cop vs the good cop.
5. Fake story treatment for Transformers 2 was brilliant and better than anything they did for real.
6. Wanna kill Prime in Transformers 2? Fine. Don't bring him back until the next fucking movie. Period.
7. Kill Megatron also? Fine. Change his fucking design. Don't bring him back as a fucking truck.
8. Oh yeah. Give the robots real dialogue. And more lines. The budget will allow it if we have...
9. Less humans. We don't give a shit. Just show the robots in alternate mood, they can still speak. Period.
10. Megatron is now Galvatron? Humans can't fucking do it. We are infantile to aliens. Not intelligent enough.
11. Doing product placement? Fine. Make it cool. Write better scenes to fit. No Dew robots or PlayStation monsters.
12. Where the fuck is HotRod (Luke Skywalker, Knight Rider) and Kup (Wolverine, Fred Sanford) at, still on Beta 4?
13. Don't fuck with Arcee, the ONLY prevalent female bot in the classic film. Just add more female robot characters.
14. Making Sentinel Prime the bad guy is like making Obi Wan Kenobi the bad guy. Fuck you Michael Bay.
15. Twins? Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Period. Keep it moving.
16. Rumble died? Replace with Frenzy. Replace Laserbeak with Ratbat. Replace Brains with Perceptor. Move on.
17. Give Starscream a real moment to betray Megatron. Then give Galvatron revenge on Starscream in the next movie.
18. The Fallen is a God. Not fodder to die in one movie. Period. Respect the power of the bad guys.
19. Ultra Magnus, a white version of Prime with a car carrier for armor. Easy. Simple. Do it. Then kill him.
20. You can alter the INTERNAL transforming sound effect anyway you want but DO NOT REMOVE IT.


I can go up to a hundred and one reasons with this shit with ease. And that's off the top of my head. I HAD to take my kids to see the last two. The third one tried to do better but it was just too much. The fourth one had BAD ASS TRAILERS and Prime started out looking like Old School Prime. Then the script just got me and in less than twenty minutes I felt like throwing up and my son fell asleep twice. He was lost, the thrill was over. I seen people just get up and walk out half way through. Horrible in every single way and the world is full of idiots and mindless fuckboys that paid to see this shit and push it to the money it made. I just don't get it. Really. Not at all. And I am... was... a Michael Bay fan.

Its also clear that Spielberg had NO attachment to the films, only in title and that means they just let Bay do whatever the fuck he wanted. Without Bruckheimer to reel him in, every film from his succession has been worst and worst...

And I give Bad Boys 2 a pass but it ain't as tightly edited, streamlined and groundbreakin as the first, its overdone and bloated.



Fuck Michael Bay.

Really.

From a butt hurt, pissed off fanboy.





oNE

wouldnt also hurt to have Deception "Seekers" meaning JETS and not cars..theres all sorts of decomissioned fighter planes that Bay could rig up with explosives

speaking of Decepticon characters who else is left? they pretty much all got merked in Dark Of The Moon(namely Starscream,Soundwave,Ravage,Megatron,etc)..unless they hit the reset button with this coming film and bring time travel into it

and yes its way past time for Bumblebee to have his voice back..anyone who voiced or currently is voicing him(Will Friedle or Dan Gilvezan from old-school G1/TF Devastation game) need to keep spamming the filmmakers emails with messages saying they want in

 

[EPDC]

speaking of Decepticon characters who else is left? they pretty much all got merked in Dark Of The Moon(namely Starscream,Soundwave,Ravage,Megatron,etc)..unless they hit the reset button with this coming film and bring time travel into it

Cyclonus, Scourge, Unicorn, Predaking, Quintisons, Sharkticons, etc....

Plenty left, but none from the early G1 seasons. Them dudes are done.

 

[8/11Streetz]

CO SIGN.


There were a lot of avenues I thought they were going to go down after the first movie. Writers have arcs to follow and comic book geeks are petty and cartoon watchers are nostalgic but there are rules. The rules are:

1. Autobots evolve into looking more humanoid. Like their Gen 1 selves. Decepticons could care less. No more lips.
2. Bumblebee would get his voice back and act like a grown ass robot, not a pet.
3. Why kill Jazz? Fuck it then replace him with Blaster. Give the token robots some love.
4. Have Prowl and Black Out face off - one dirty cop vs the good cop.
5. Fake story treatment for Transformers 2 was brilliant and better than anything they did for real.
6. Wanna kill Prime in Transformers 2? Fine. Don't bring him back until the next fucking movie. Period.
7. Kill Megatron also? Fine. Change his fucking design. Don't bring him back as a fucking truck.
8. Oh yeah. Give the robots real dialogue. And more lines. The budget will allow it if we have...
9. Less humans. We don't give a shit. Just show the robots in alternate mood, they can still speak. Period.
10. Megatron is now Galvatron? Humans can't fucking do it. We are infantile to aliens. Not intelligent enough.
11. Doing product placement? Fine. Make it cool. Write better scenes to fit. No Dew robots or PlayStation monsters.
12. Where the fuck is HotRod (Luke Skywalker, Knight Rider) and Kup (Wolverine, Fred Sanford) at, still on Beta 4?
13. Don't fuck with Arcee, the ONLY prevalent female bot in the classic film. Just add more female robot characters.
14. Making Sentinel Prime the bad guy is like making Obi Wan Kenobi the bad guy. Fuck you Michael Bay.
15. Twins? Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Period. Keep it moving.
16. Rumble died? Replace with Frenzy. Replace Laserbeak with Ratbat. Replace Brains with Perceptor. Move on.
17. Give Starscream a real moment to betray Megatron. Then give Galvatron revenge on Starscream in the next movie.
18. The Fallen is a God. Not fodder to die in one movie. Period. Respect the power of the bad guys.
19. Ultra Magnus, a white version of Prime with a car carrier for armor. Easy. Simple. Do it. Then kill him.
20. You can alter the INTERNAL transforming sound effect anyway you want but DO NOT REMOVE IT.


I can go up to a hundred and one reasons with this shit with ease. And that's off the top of my head. I HAD to take my kids to see the last two. The third one tried to do better but it was just too much. The fourth one had BAD ASS TRAILERS and Prime started out looking like Old School Prime. Then the script just got me and in less than twenty minutes I felt like throwing up and my son fell asleep twice. He was lost, the thrill was over. I seen people just get up and walk out half way through. Horrible in every single way and the world is full of idiots and mindless fuckboys that paid to see this shit and push it to the money it made. I just don't get it. Really. Not at all. And I am... was... a Michael Bay fan.

Its also clear that Spielberg had NO attachment to the films, only in title and that means they just let Bay do whatever the fuck he wanted. Without Bruckheimer to reel him in, every film from his succession has been worst and worst...

And I give Bad Boys 2 a pass but it ain't as tightly edited, streamlined and groundbreakin as the first, its overdone and bloated.



Fuck Michael Bay.

Really.

From a butt hurt, pissed off fanboy.





oNE

all good points bro. The problem with all these transformers movies was they made it about humans instead of the gotdamn robots. Even though humans have always been a part of the stable they wasn't never the main focus........

 

[Darth Furious]

wouldnt also hurt to have Deception "Seekers" meaning JETS and not cars..theres all sorts of decomissioned fighter planes that Bay could rig up with explosives

speaking of Decepticon characters who else is left? they pretty much all got merked in Dark Of The Moon(namely Starscream,Soundwave,Ravage,Megatron,etc)..unless they hit the reset button with this coming film and bring time travel into it

and yes its way past time for Bumblebee to have his voice back..anyone who voiced or currently is voicing him(Will Friedle or Dan Gilvezan from old-school G1/TF Devastation game) need to keep spamming the filmmakers emails with messages saying they want in

Damn good ideas son. They needed to have you on that damn writers board they put together.

And yes, by introducing Lockdown - there is a sure fire way to get to the cosmic origin shit. If Lockdown was working for Unicron or if theyd give us the Silver Surfer, um, I mean Galvatron that was sposed to be a herald, all thi could come together.

Unicron is capable of dimension jumping. The next step is time travel. Hitting the reset button is akin to what Singer did after X Men First Class brought that series back from the brink. They could do the same thing here.

And yes, you knew that cats name - Dan Gilvezan (I knew him as Spidey for years beforehand) is somewhere punching holes into walls after seeing these movies.

Cyclonus, Scourge, Unicorn, Predaking, Quintisons, Sharkticons, etc....

Plenty left, but none from the early G1 seasons. Them dudes are done.

Forgot all about how the roll call shifted. That was something major in the cartoon and in the comics. Then to tie them all together in past battles and plotlines was a unique thing. The continuity took a good hit but it didn't matter. Time travel - again, the culprit or the hero fix, depending on who you ask.

Cyclonus could be a herald himself and lead Scourge and his Huntsmen like trackers and hunters with laser rifles and nets and the ability to track and hunt down Autobots like Lockdown was doing. That would be sweet to see on film.

all good points bro. The problem with all these transformers movies was they made it about humans instead of the gotdamn robots. Even though humans have always been a part of the stable they wasn't never the main focus........

Yes sir. I AGREE. They always said the budget for the effects wouldn't allow them to give us a story completely based on the robots.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

For the first flick, from Sams point of view. It makes sense. From then on, once theyre all out in the open, its nonsense to keep the focus on humans.

Like I said, a complete conversation can go on between the robots while they are in alt mode as cars or tanks or planes or whatever. They did it in the cartoons regularly. Shit they even did it in Knight Rider every week, trying to get KITT in as many scenes as possible, for the dumbest shit ever because they knew - that's where our focus was - not on The Hoff. He was drunk as hell, half the time anyway. And that show had pennies of a budget compared to a tiny portion of what Bayformers has to work with.

oNE

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Next one is supposed to have Unicron in it.... I can only wonder how that will get fucced up....

just look at how Galactus was presented in F4 Rise Of The Silver Surfer

however if they end up doing him like V'Ger in Star Trek The Motion Picture..