Mothers Day....Remembering Momma..

[onyxfemme]

Who wants to share a funny story about their mom?

I will go 1st:
During the summer of my sophmore year, I got this bright notion to sell weed.....
One day I had on a leather overall jumper and I had tucked a 20 bag in my front bib. I went to the bathroom at some point during the day and I guess the bag fell out and I didnt know..Someone wanted to buy some and I was looking for it and I was like dang I didnt have it.......

Later on that night my lil cousin and I got back home and my mom and dad were on the porch w/ my dads 1st cousin and wife.
I smelled something and looked at my cousin like..Oh shit!

I played it off and went into the house, my mom came in and hemmed me up. She said your so smart you are dumb...Dont let me catch you w/ any weed ever again..I was scared and said ok...
Then she said...The shit wasnt any good anyway


Ok your turn........

 

[doggish_098]

not my mom but one of my boys hid his report card from his moms she found it and right before our baseball game she rolled up chased his ass all around the out field and beat him down something terrible. He was about 6 feet tall about 250lbs she was 5 nothing 100 and nothing and he didnt stand a chance. To this day we are still cool and he still gets mad when i even mention it.

 

[onyxfemme]

Lololol I would do that to my 16 year old. He is 6'3 and 265lbs and wears a size 15 shoe...But I will kick his ass when it comes to his grades!

not my mom but one of my boys hid his report card from his moms she found it and right before our baseball game she rolled up chased his ass all around the out field and beat him down something terrible. He was about 6 feet tall about 250lbs she was 5 nothing 100 and nothing and he didnt stand a chance. To this day we are still cool and he still gets mad when i even mention it.

 

[SickMyDuck]

A couple of years ago when ODB died... my mom said:

"Did you see the news? That rapper died... What's that boy's name... the one that did all those drugs, and had all those kids... Dirty Old Bastard."



It was crazy to hear my mom telling me about Wu-Tang members!

 

[onyxfemme]

A couple of years ago when ODB died... my mom said:

"Did you see the news? That rapper died... What's that boy's name... the one that did all those drugs, and had all those kids... Dirty Old Bastard."



It was crazy to hear my mom telling me about Wu-Tang members!

 

[sean69]

A couple of years ago when ODB died... my mom said:

"Did you see the news? That rapper died... What's that boy's name... the one that did all those drugs, and had all those kids... Dirty Old Bastard."



It was crazy to hear my mom telling me about Wu-Tang members!