"Most hated coon"-- Who belongs on Mt. Coonmore?

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On Jason Whitlock:
He’s got to be the most hated coon next to Clarence Unclethomas. A.I isn’t hated by anybody so you know you a piece of shit

Thomas has got to be #1 because he is most widely known.

I have more empathy for him than Whitlock because I think he is sincere. He comes from poverty and his conservatism comes from a distrust of relying on white people. I think he's terrible but I at least understand where he came from.

Whitlock is more disgusting to me because 1) He is just seeking profit for himself & 2) He comes from the world of sports, so his brand of bullshit seems particularly extra in that world.

But I don't know off the top of my head who belongs in the conversation with them... Larry Elder?

Even though he is not as prominent any more, Jessie Lee Peterson has got to belong on the list.

I'll reply again later after I have given it some thought but I'm starting with Thomas, Whitlock and Peterson, with 1 coon to be named later.
 
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On Jason Whitlock:


Thomas has got to be #1 because he is most widely known.

I have more empathy for him than Whitlock because I think he is sincere. He comes from poverty and his conservatism comes from a distrust of relying on white people. I think he's terrible but I at least understand where he came from.

Whitlock is more disgusting to me because 1) He is just seeking profit for himself & 2) He comes from the world of sports, so his brand of bullshit seems particularly extra in that world.

But I don't know off the top of my head who belongs in the conversation with them... Larry Elder?

Even though he is not as prominent any more, Jessie Lee Peterson has got to belong on the list.

I'll reply again later after I have given it some thought but I'm starting with Thomas, Whitlock and Peterson, with 1 coon to be named later.
You have to go a little bit further back in history. From the 1950s going forward, Jason Whitlock is not even in the top 50.
Thomas Sowell makes the list and most definitely Clarence Thomas.
 
Jason never played pro ball,he went to Ball University which I've never heard of like I've never heard of him when he was there playing soooo.
 
On Jason Whitlock:


Thomas has got to be #1 because he is most widely known.

I have more empathy for him than Whitlock because I think he is sincere. He comes from poverty and his conservatism comes from a distrust of relying on white people. I think he's terrible but I at least understand where he came from.

Whitlock is more disgusting to me because 1) He is just seeking profit for himself & 2) He comes from the world of sports, so his brand of bullshit seems particularly extra in that world.

But I don't know off the top of my head who belongs in the conversation with them... Larry Elder?

Even though he is not as prominent any more, Jessie Lee Peterson has got to belong on the list.

I'll reply again later after I have given it some thought but I'm starting with Thomas, Whitlock and Peterson, with 1 coon to be named later.
The thread won’t be a success because most of the names will be based solely on political affiliation.

That eliminates more than 80% of the selection pool which turns this into another blue vs. red thread.
 
The thread won’t be a success because most of the names will be based solely on political affiliation.

That eliminates more than 80% of the selection pool which turns this into another blue vs. red thread.

Nobody is stopping you from naming names.
 

A human could do so much better with this scenario...

Prompt: Write a script where Clarence Thomas, Jason Whitlock, Candace Owens and Jesse Lee Peterson find themselves stranded on a desert island and have to form their own society

Title: "Island Minds"

INT. DESERT ISLAND - DAY

A picturesque deserted island surrounded by azure waters. Clarence Thomas, Jason Whitlock, Candace Owens, and Jesse Lee Peterson wake up on the beach, disoriented.

CLARENCE THOMAS, a Supreme Court Justice, stands up and looks around.

CLARENCE Well, it seems we've found ourselves in quite a predicament.

JASON WHITLOCK, a sports journalist, scratches his head.

JASON Predicament? This is more like a vacation gone wrong.

CANDACE OWENS, a political commentator, crosses her arms.

CANDACE Vacation or not, we need a plan. We can't just sit around.

JESSE LEE PETERSON, a conservative commentator, nods.

JESSE That's right. We gotta organize ourselves and build a society.

They gather to discuss their situation.


EXT. DESERT ISLAND - DAY - LATER

The group has formed a makeshift circle using driftwood and palm leaves.

CLARENCE Let's establish some basic rules for our society. Order is essential.

JASON Order, I can get behind that. What about shelter?

CANDACE We should prioritize individual responsibility. Each of us contributes to building our shelters.

JESSE And we gotta keep it simple. No government interference.

They start working together to build shelters, utilizing their unique skills.


EXT. DESERT ISLAND - DAY - WEEKS LATER

The island now boasts huts, a communal area, and even a makeshift garden.

CLARENCE We've done well, considering the circumstances. Now, how do we address disputes?

JASON Let's establish a court system. Fair and just.

CANDACE Agreed. But individual freedoms must be respected.

JESSE And forgiveness. We can't hold grudges forever.


EXT. DESERT ISLAND - DAY - MONTHS LATER

The society has evolved. They have a functional system, and everyone has their responsibilities.

CLARENCE We've proven that even in the face of adversity, we can create order and harmony.

JASON Maybe there's a lesson here for the world beyond this island.

CANDACE Unity and personal responsibility – those are universal values.

JESSE This island might be a blessing in disguise.

As they look out at the horizon, they see a rescue ship approaching.

RESCUE WORKER You folks okay? We received your distress signal.

CLARENCE We've managed just fine, thank you. But we've learned a few things about building a society.

They board the ship, carrying newfound wisdom from their time on the desert island.

FADE OUT.
 
Props for posting a Democrat. I didn’t think it would happen, although it is obvious you had no clue David Clarke Jr. was a Democrat.

In 2002, Clarke was appointed to the position by Republican Governor Scott McCallum and later elected that same year to his first four-year term. He was reelected in November 2006, 2010 and 2014. Although Clarke declared himself as a Democrat after his appointment as sheriff and ran as a Democrat in a heavily Democratic county, many of Clarke's political views align with those of conservative Republicans; he refused to join the Wisconsin Democratic Party, instead promoting conservative views, and allying himself with Republican officials.
 
The thread won’t be a success because most of the names will be based solely on political affiliation.

That eliminates more than 80% of the selection pool which turns this into another blue vs. red thread.

Maybe that's because it just so happens that most coons identify themselves as Republicans.
It's akin to the adage that says "most Republicans are not racist but most racists are Republican". :hmm:
 
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Props for posting a Democrat. I didn’t think it would happen, although it is obvious you had no clue David Clarke Jr. was a Democrat.
I nominate xfactor due to his coon commitment to defending republicoons. And David Clarke is a democrat so his black ass can get elected. But every brother ain’t a brother. Ain’t that right coon?
 
In 2002, Clarke was appointed to the position by Republican Governor Scott McCallum and later elected that same year to his first four-year term. He was reelected in November 2006, 2010 and 2014. Although Clarke declared himself as a Democrat after his appointment as sheriff and ran as a Democrat in a heavily Democratic county, many of Clarke's political views align with those of conservative Republicans; he refused to join the Wisconsin Democratic Party, instead promoting conservative views, and allying himself with Republican officials.
@xfactor will pretend to not see any of this.
 
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