Missing F-35 Stealth Fighter Jet....

Wait, they can't find this this? $900 billion dollar defense budget and it doesn't even have an Airtag on it? Flying on autopilot? Is the balloon boy in it somewhere. I need one of the BGOL heads to draw up a sketch....

I bet if they showed a pic of a bad bitch who was riding aboard, one of BGOL's CSI team investigators would find it in 15 minutes.
 
If something terrible had happen or is going to happen, you all can blame this racist motherfucker.


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All jokes aside, it is a stealth fighter. It not being found is kinda the concept.

I imagine that there is a possible way to track it, but they have it disabled, because they don't want their enemies to possibly track it that way, too. I assume the pilot could have activated a marker or something before ejecting, so that's kinda on them.

Knowing the government like I do, this is the least surprising thing that could have happened.
 
All jokes aside, it is a stealth fighter. It not being found is kinda the concept.

I imagine that there is a possible way to track it, but they have it disabled, because they don't want their enemies to possibly track it that way, too. I assume the pilot could have activated a marker or something before ejecting, so that's kinda on them.

Knowing the government like I do, this is the least surprising thing that could have happened.
Why would the military be worried about their enemies discovering that they fly fighter jets in their own airspace?
 
Why would the military be worried about their enemies discovering that they fly fighter jets in their own airspace?
What I'm saying is that if there is a way to track a stealth fighter (even if it is something that you internally use while in your airspace), you wouldn't want your enemies to know about it. Or that would be the logic some random ass general would use for flying it without its transponder active.

That, or they were just running tests to verify that the plane can't be detected, so using a tracker would defeat the purpose. Or they were on some secret squirrel mission that they didn't want to admit to until they lost the plane.
 
the jet alone is worth $100 million.....

someone only needs to get a specific computer component off of it and can hit a lick on the black market.
as a matter of fact.........they only need to detach and take the nose cone and its contents.
 
This seems weird. With the advanced satellite tech, you'd think it'd be easy for them to find it. That shit is probably under water.
 
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