McGuyver is having trouble finding dates

[Costanza]

Besides moving out of his parents house or going outside, what advice can we offer him to get past this roadblock?

Twice I asked him if he was gay and both times he ignored the question.

 

[Costanza]

Awww, Lexx Diamond said “My man will not be disparaged unpunished” and one-starred the thread.

 

[Costanza]

This is not normal behavior. This man should not be allowed to constantly fish for dates here. Guarantee you that if Apophis says yes, McGayver will be in his dms.

Are you gay?

 

[Costanza]

His next pick-up line: