Not worth going to prison for not paying child support, and then finally getting out of prison and they garnish all my paychecks on the back child support so I have to make money on the black market. Then one day one of my black market customers think I cheated him and he pulls a gun and shoots me in the forehead. Luckily, I don't die, but I linger as a vegetable for three years and, thankfully, my niece pulls the plug on me. So no, I'm straight, I won't be fucking her raw.