So wait, wait...
Are you trying to tell me that a popular comic book company isn't above using
cheap gimmicks to sell their books???

Next you're gonna tell me that:
- There's a gay Superman.
- There's a black Batman.
- Captain America is a nazi.
- Thor is a woman.
- The X-Men now have a gay teammate.
- The Green Lantern is Middle Eastern.
- Ironman's been replaced by a black girl.
- There's a black Spiderman.
- Nick Fury is now black.
- Norman Osborne had children with Gwen Stacey.
- There are actually 3 Jokers.
- Jean Grey is actually alive.
- Ms. Marvel is now a Pakistani teenage girl.
