Man has fetish for tools...

[Cleopatra_J]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html

If you don't to read the story, here is a summary:


This past Monday night, two cops in Indiana were on their normal patrol when they noticed a naked dude in the window of his home. The window's blinds were not closed, so everyone could see the naked pepaw and his shriveled cucumber. The two cops approached the pepaw's door, which was wide open. They went inside and discovered some fucked up shit. I mean, fucked up shit!

The pepaw was on his sofa nailing himself in the ass with a claw hammer! The claw hammer was covered in a plastic bag and shoved up there. The cops also noticed some lube-type shit all over his genitals and nalgas. It was motor oil. Okay, let's take a moment and think about this for a second. Now the police report didn't say which part of the claw hammer was up his ass. Please don't tell me it was the claw part,


I mean, whatever you gotta do to get yours if thats your thing but damn! Pepaw is going to pull out a kidney or something.

He obviously has some sort of fetish for tools. I don't even want to think about what he does with a hand brace or a sledgehammer. And what's with the motor oil? Was his ass squeaky or something?

The pepaw was arrested for felony public indecency. He asked for a second chance, but the cops denied him when they found out he had a previous conviction for public indecency.

The cops also interviewed a neighbor lady who said he's always naked in front of his window. She went on to say, "He does it 24/24. He's not right." Wait till she hears about the sexy things he can do with a claw hammer.


My question is: Wasn't he in his own home? How is it a public indecency? Hell yeah it was straight jacked and crazy, but he was in his own home and not breaking any laws... They were just some nosy ass cops... I have a disdain for the police....

 

[LeroyDibiase]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html

If you don't to read the story, here is a summary:


This past Monday night, two cops in Indiana were on their normal patrol when they noticed a naked dude in the window of his home. The window's blinds were not closed, so everyone could see the naked pepaw and his shriveled cucumber. The two cops approached the pepaw's door, which was wide open. They went inside and discovered some fucked up shit. I mean, fucked up shit!

The pepaw was on his sofa nailing himself in the ass with a claw hammer! The claw hammer was covered in a plastic bag and shoved up there. The cops also noticed some lube-type shit all over his genitals and nalgas. It was motor oil. Okay, let's take a moment and think about this for a second. Now the police report didn't say which part of the claw hammer was up his ass. Please don't tell me it was the claw part,


I mean, whatever you gotta do to get yours if thats your thing but damn! Pepaw is going to pull out a kidney or something.

He obviously has some sort of fetish for tools. I don't even want to think about what he does with a hand brace or a sledgehammer. And what's with the motor oil? Was his ass squeaky or something?

The pepaw was arrested for felony public indecency. He asked for a second chance, but the cops denied him when they found out he had a previous conviction for public indecency.

The cops also interviewed a neighbor lady who said he's always naked in front of his window. She went on to say, "He does it 24/24. He's not right." Wait till she hears about the sexy things he can do with a claw hammer.


My question is: Wasn't he in his own home? How is it a public indecency? Hell yeah it was straight jacked and crazy, but he was in his own home and not breaking any laws... They were just some nosy ass cops... I have a disdain for the police....

Window was open.

 

[jucurious]

Window was open.

^ yup

lucky they don't have any sodomy laws on the books there.... sick fuck

well actually they might

moral of the story...close ur window cuz if your neighbors don't like what they see or hear, they may call the cops

 

[shanebp1978]

Pepaw has the cheapest porn in the world. The Sunday paper Home Depot pullouts.

Let's not forget this classic of white idiocy.

Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083

Send that man a few of these to hold him over . . .

http://www.populuxebooks.com/images/LP.jpg

 

[Mad Boma]

My question is: Wasn't he in his own home? How is it a public indecency? ...

...two cops in Indiana were on their normal patrol when they noticed a naked dude in the window of his home. The window's blinds were not closed... [they]approached the pepaw's door, which was wide open.

Any more questions?

 

[Cleopatra_J]

Any more questions?

I mean I'm just saying... if I happen to be home and about to have some sex, I gotta make sure my blinds aren't open.. I gotta be like "oh, wait, let me check the windows, because if the cops see us, we can get arrested for public indecency..."

If you sitting in your house with the door open, that gives someone the right to just walk in and take your t.v. just because it was open? Was that public property??? cuz if the door is open, its now public???

I just see something wrong in the logic of how that law was applied...

 

[LeroyDibiase]

I mean I'm just saying... if I happen to be home and about to have some sex, I gotta make sure my blinds aren't open.. I gotta be like "oh, wait, let me check the windows, because if the cops see us, we can get arrested for public indecency..."

If you sitting in your house with the door open, that gives someone the right to just walk in and take your t.v. just because it was open? Was that public property??? cuz if the door is open, its now public???

I just see something wrong in the logic of how that law was applied...

1. Yes, you need to make sure that REASONABLE effort has been taken in order to avoid prosecution for indecent exposure. Yes, if your blinds are wide open and you start fucking, you are subject to prosecution.

2. Theft has nothing to do with that. Your private property is just that.

 

[Cleopatra_J]

Ok, legally you have to take those measures.. but as a person, not legally speaking, don't you feel you should be able to do whatever the f**k you want INSIDE your house???

For instance, its illegal to sit on your front porch and drink beer... don't you think you should be able to do that if you want to?

 

[jucurious]

Ok, legally you have to take those measures.. but as a person, not legally speaking, don't you feel you should be able to do whatever the f**k you want INSIDE your house???

For instance, its illegal to sit on your front porch and drink beer... don't you think you should be able to do that if you want to?

ummm it depends on what ur doing...if ur fuckin on ur front porch and there is NO TYPE OF ENCLOSURE or anything....yeah that's ur property but u risk being seen and possible legal trouble

i mean ur property is ur property BUT there are certain things and instances that allow the "inside" to be heard/seen by the outside which comes over to my property or visible to the general public...and depending on what it is...it may be a problem

also depends on where u live and their regulations

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Ok, legally you have to take those measures.. but as a person, not legally speaking, don't you feel you should be able to do whatever the f**k you want INSIDE your house???

For instance, its illegal to sit on your front porch and drink beer... don't you think you should be able to do that if you want to?

It's not illegal to drink on your front porch in a vast majority of the United States.

 

[Mo-Better]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html

My question is: Wasn't he in his own home? How is it a public indecency? Hell yeah it was straight jacked and crazy, but he was in his own home and not breaking any laws... They were just some nosy ass cops... I have a disdain for the police....

Even though Hammer Time was in his home because this idiot performed these acts in front of his open windows and doors where others could see him "it now becomes public indecency." Had Hammer Time closed the windows and doors nothing could be said. Don't forget there was one officer who saw him and there was testimony from a neighbor claiming he does this all the time. But you see Hammer Time wanted to be seen.

I don't fully trust the police either you really don't know which ones are trustworthy and which ones aren't. But in this case the arrest was justified, plus Hammer Time had a prior record for public indecency and had been seen doing this on several other occasions.

 

[swiftandsilent]

What will they think of next?