Man allegedly pooped on Kroger U-Scan machine

[the artist]

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nat...egedly-pooped-kroger-u-scan-machine/85169346/

5:30 p.m. EDT May 30, 2016

CINCINNATI — A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.

Colin Murphy, 23, was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct for his actions, which took place on Sunday, according to police.

According to a court affidavit, Murphy smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and staggered walk.

Murphy was scheduled for an arraignment Monday morning.

 

[Tha Great Muta]

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nat...egedly-pooped-kroger-u-scan-machine/85169346/

5:30 p.m. EDT May 30, 2016

CINCINNATI — A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.

Colin Murphy, 23, was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct for his actions, which took place on Sunday, according to police.

According to a court affidavit, Murphy smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and staggered walk.

Murphy was scheduled for an arraignment Monday morning.

Cincinnati been off the chain this week. And Hyde Park is a rich area. Every other car is Benz,Audi,BMW with the occasional soccer mom with the Qx60

 

[capitalq]

Aarons Rodgers???? Man...Been A Rough offseason.

 

[Curtwalk]

Did it get rung up as "fertilizer"??

 

[keith6]

I guess kroger has a "no take shit policy"

 

[RoadRage]

Right on Brother, Rage against the Machine!!! Fight the power by shitting on them job stealing robots!!!

 

[Mo-Better]

Dude looks crazy as hell.