Word, you could set limits, one pull per mouth then you got to switch.
Lucky guy marries a guaranteed ménage a trois for life with his wife
- Thread starter Mr. Met
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So if the single head gets a boyfriend, is the married one cheating if the single one gets laid?
They share organs. The other would die within an hour or so.
Yo, todays dudes standards are so low today, it makes me wonder what they are really fucking.
Nope, never mind don't tell me, guess this is one instance where ignorance is actually bliss.
Can't imagine waking up at 3am with them two heads staring at you
or hittin’ the sh!t from the bike with two heads looking back at it
Imagine what everyone's reaction will be when they see the article headline "Conjoined twin Abby Hensel expecting her first child.."
What if the other one gets married to a black guy?
Every time I see this, I just shake my head, because sir how did you court one and not the other.
This is some creepy ish. But everyone needs their person....or two.
This is some creepy ish. But everyone needs their person....or two.
They will be changing the channel from American Bandstand to Soul Train.
I do kinda wonder about this, though. Because obviously, even if one of them is the primary person you are involved with, you can't avoid the other one. You would, at the very least, have to have some sort of rapport with the twin you weren't dating. And when to intimacy, concessions are just being made. There's no way around that.
How would you even court the other twin? Automatic double date? And take everything I said about that first take, and add an additional person, a dude, no less. They might as well just lean into being a throuple and give the twin(s) a hall pass if the right guy comes along. I don't even...
I remember that TLC show..
all the jokes online like"How they going to have some privacy" "What happens if he cheats on her with the other twin..?" etc
Bruh, you have a bigger problem, that’s sexual assault.
Can you imagine your wife wanting you to hit so she’s pulling you in with the left hand, while the other wants you out so she’s pushing you out with the right hand…..
I want both or none, I want no problems.
Dude must be going through all kinds of hell with those two...
Some people like peace and tranquility.
He doesn't.
Double the pleasure (double the fun?) - if it gets too crazy, he'll surely run.
How do you explain this to your family, that this is what you want in your life? Your life is like one continuous Make A Wish.
Is it cheating if one decides to lick your balls while the other one is throating, since your balls are already pressed on her lips anyway?
Is it cheating if one decides to lick your balls while the other one is throating, since your balls are already pressed on her lips anyway?